🍔🍟 CHEESEBURGER!GOJO x FRIES!READER
angst, crack, proximity, fastfood romance trope, doomed soulmates, cheesburger: do not eat
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who is your one and only soulmate on the McKaisen menu; the two of you are always paired together, hotly cuddling up next to you in every Fluffy Meal™, his cheesy smile and aroma is priceless... just kidding it's like $3.70
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who watches you get absolutely soaked... because you're cooking in oil. He just knows how crispy you're gonna be for him, his crispy girl. No other batch of fries is as pretty as you, not even milkshake!Geto can compare
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who winks at you, his big, beefy and bready body squished up against your smaller, oily frame, "Looks like it's just the two of us, huh? C'mon baby, don't be shy; gonna get some ketchup on your tips f'me?" he purrs, looking up and down the length of you—he swears you've never looked so god damn good before... maybe you're more golden than usual? More crispy? More salty? Whatever it is, he can hardly resist you... and the tight confines of this box ain't helping his rising heat
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who gets in close, buns brushing up against you, "Baby, I can't hold back if you're this salty for me..."
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who puckers up and leans in for a taste of your crispy lips, only for the moment to be disturbed by a blinding light coming from seemingly heaven above—the box opens from the top, and his patty quivers in fear. "Don't worry, I've got this... I'm the cheesiest, remember? Nobody's gonna hurt you as long as I'm near."
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who is bitten clean in half, teeth cleaving his middle.
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO who cries out to you when he is taken from the loving warmth of your shared Fluffy Meal™ box, instantly missing your oversalted sent
CHEESEBURGER!GOJO whose wails are heard down some cruel oesophagus as he's swallowed, wishing the heartless eater would have at least had a habit of eating burger with fries at the same time like you're fucking supposed to no seriously fight me bitch like why would you have FRIES first are you insane?? by the time all that salt has dulled your tastes, the burger is getting COLD you IDIOT just EAT THEM TOGETHER you MCSLUT
@cupidstrace you can be the burger, @sweethearticism you can be the fries, @bluukive you can be the lil ketchup packet, and i can be the box you guys fit inside <3
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