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solidifiedclowneyes replied to your post: I finally think my hell is over because I’m flesh...

:o)

Teddy is terrified but I support you, clown man, you do you.

-Warren

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I finally think my hell is over because I’m flesh and blood again and suddenly there are clowns. I hate El Asilo. Burn it down.

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Just got an email from work on the psychic wave enullation helmet in development. “Pros, we’ve gotten it to a point where it can somewhat hamper any entirely brain powered superpowers from working while it’s on. Cons, it’s stupid looking and you can’t see out of it, so it’s currently useless for day to day wear.” 

I’m glad they’re so blunt about their updates.

-Warren

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wrexzilla replied to your post: thegooddirt replied to your post: thegooddirt...

can’t say i’ve seen anyone else in a similar predicament, so you’ve got originality and pizazz goin for you

That’s true. Some people have just mistaken me for a weird prop being carried around today. So I suppose that means they haven’t seen another like me.

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thegooddirt replied to your post: thegooddirt replied to your post: ...

i’m still the same and holy fuck you look terrifying

esaalmaperdida replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

That’s terrifying

varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

OH GOD I AM SO SORRY

At least I am apparently the scariest monster in El Asilo. I take some comfort in that.

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thegooddirt replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

WHAT THE FUUUCK

I take it you either didn’t get transformed or whatever you are isn’t as frightening as being made of wood.

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varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

what on earth could you have done that warranted two cute demons to curse you into a wooden doll? …w-wait. are you like. are you like chucky

He reminds me more of Billy from Dead Silence.

-Warren

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varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

oh SHIT wait wait tell a lie and lemme know if your nose grows

No, my nose does not grow. I have figure out things that do affect me but they also seem to be purely inconveniences for me. I’m clearly being punished for something. Warren is also a demon so I might have to blame you and him for this.

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varjoshadows replied to your post: Is this hell? This might be hell.

are you ok buddy

No, I am not okay. I’m made of wood.

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Is this hell? This might be hell.

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It is finally too hot to wear a long sleeved shirt. I’m wearing a polo today and I feel like I should be wearing a retail nametag on it.

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varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

i’ll get them on the days you cannot, i’m so excited to put those things in my mouth dude thank you

No problem, man. 

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varjoshadows replied to your post: varjoshadows replied to your post: ...

holy SHIT i need to get my ass down there

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what would you recommend

 The Mad Mocha if you want hot, The Cara-mallow if you want cold. You won’t regret it.

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varjoshadows replied to your post: Official business declaration: Coffee not from...

what makes it so good there?

They make really fancy iced coffees. Some of them are like drinking a slice of cake.

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Official business declaration: Coffee not from Kofihaus isn’t worth getting.

-Warren

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notsowithyouanymore replied to your post: Alright. Well, I don’t want this floating around...

YEAH STOP PUTTING VIGILANTES UP ON THE LIST. UNLESS THEY’RE A REAL ASSHOLE NO ONE’S TRYING TO HURT ANYONE ELSE

Nobody new has been added to the list since it first began, so that’s easy enough.

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Alright. Well, I don’t want this floating around unsettled. Is there anything else I could do to make up for the list debacle?

-Warren