Crowley & Balthazar's Den of Debauchery

[magicaanon]

[nickandros-deactivated20150105]

some ship ask memes are just a little bit lacking so heres a new one

who controls the netflix account and what have they dominated the suggestions with by watching

who snores

who has an embarrassing ringtone that the other calls them in public just to get to go off

who sleeps on the top bunk if given the chance

who plays the piano at 6 in the morning to wake up the other 

who has accidentally set something on fire by attempting to cook a birthday meal 

[crowlazar]

reblogging here because the answers would be hilarious.

[schipps-blog]

Q: Has Crowley ever regretted anything he’s done?

[x]

[snakesandmischief]

I love when I turn people on to one of my ships. Makes me feel like a proud mama.

Oh what, you don’t like Crowlazar? That’s what you think.

I think the trick is to sandwich it between Destiel and Sabriel. Like subliminal messaging.

[crowlazar]

I think the problem is because they've never canonically met, no one thinks about it. But if you DO think about it, it's just so perfect. <3

[goddessofcruelty]

A Crowley/Balthazar fanmix.

[crowlazar]

HELLO YES WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

[crowlazar]

Teatanic Unsinkable Tea Infuser, Balthazar approved

[kosmic-love]

[noah-wyles]

I THOUGHT THEY WERE KISSING. OMFG

[jibaited]

most misleading picture load ever

[crowlazar]

seb is probably going to kiss his cheek tbh

this is adorable

[crowlazar]

I was gonna reblog this to the same blog. Dammit, Kay. I should have checked first. :P

[kosmic-love]

[noah-wyles]

I THOUGHT THEY WERE KISSING. OMFG

[jibaited]

most misleading picture load ever

[crowlazar]

seb is probably going to kiss his cheek tbh

this is adorable

[vampixwapix]

Jak śpi obsada supernatural? xD

[crowlazar]

this post makes me so sleepy

[themcnobody-deactivated20230401]

Here is all my art for an AU that is: “Hard sci-fi: Balthazar is a smuggler. Crowley bankrolls him.”

Used with/Based off of this Balthazar/Crowley Fiction Link (Made by Elendraug)

[crowlazar]

also there's nudes

full res

[crowlazar]

crowley enjoys long walks on the beach and things in his ass

Mahkia

[crowlazar]

[VIDEO] Get Lucky [Team Balthazar/Crowley]

Summary: Crowley and Balthazar would make great drinking buddies. ...and possibly quite a bit more. Warnings: Contains blood (clips from the show), use of alcohol (also from the show)  Song: Get Lucky - Daughter (Daft Punk)

[crowlazar]

my entire MR2 experience for editing this crowlazar video has been largely comprised of me giggling every time I click "Mark in" and "Mark out"

[crowlazar]

futurama AU

it's perfect because linda tran is already there.

[crowleytm]

Crowley's soulmate is probably without a soul. They're as clever as he is. They can take it as well as they can dish it out. They respect his intelligence and his independence. They don't make demands of him. They support his rule. They give him a safe space to talk about his fears and doubts, but never use it against him.

[that sounds like BALTHAZAR TO ME *shrieks excitedly*]

[crowlazar]

PREACH IT SOPH

[crowlazar]

Crowley and Balthazar would be compatible as fuck. And yes, they would fuck, because why wouldn't they, but then they end up developing feelings for one another, which neither of them even remotely anticipated.

Balthazar is capable of embracing it. Crowley is terrified.

Crowley rebuffs him, even mocks him. He can't take it seriously.

Balthazar is heartbroken but he accepts it.

Then Castiel kills Balthazar.

Now think about Crowley's "I deserve to be loved" speech. Think about his regrets, and his anguish. Someone loved him and he couldn't accept it.

[crowlazar]

okay but crowley and balthazar would get along SO WELL THOUGH why can't everybody see this I'm just

how did I get on this ship what happened it's consumed my life