Crowley's Favorite Irritations

Crowley's most favorite mischiefs and annoyances, like the chaos gremlin he is. Aziraphale occasionally helps with unintentional ideas, or is the intended nuisance victim.

[crowleyinventedthis]

I LOVE suggestions/submissions

Crowley is always looking for new ideas, and brilliant humans come up with the worst things

[crowleys-hips]

things i headcanon Crowley invented:

only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one

youtube ads

gum on shoes

that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart

you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.

back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad

Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture

unsynced audio or subtitles on media

pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale

instagram poetry

pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)

airplane food

the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"

long red light/short green light

shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia

crocs

feel free to add your ownnn

[mimisempai]

Sorry but I had to!

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[brightestofcentaurus]

Poll time! What is your favorite space object?

Star/Sun ☀️

Moon/Planet 🌍

Nebula 🌌

Galaxy 🌀

Star Cluster 🎇

Black Hole 🕳

Comet/Asteroid ☄️

Something else! (in tags, if you like :) )

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

[sophie-frm-mars]

Last week the energy union in France turned off the power to one of Macron's ministers' offices in solidarity with those protesting the raising retirement age, and this week they made the bills to low income households zero. They took power from the politicians and gave it to the poor. This is what the fuck I'm talking about, we cannot let fiscal capital colonise our minds to the extent that we think that the only way to redistribute and shift the balance of power is by giving people money. The union is showing the power it has by taking energy - literally power - from the rich and giving it to the poor. The rest of the world should be taking notes

[crowleyinventedthis]

I didn't think I had them either until somebody told me how. If you're on desktop, you have to click that 'shiny new post editor' box, then start a text post. Polls are right next to add a video. On the accursed app, you should be able to find it along the bottom next to audio after clicking on the pencil. Hopefully, they've finally rolled them out to everyone now. If you try the app first and don't see it, maybe access it on desktop and see if it's there? Having it on one might clear it up for the other. Good luck!

Just gonna put this out here for anyone else who might not be enlightened

[crowleyinventedthis]

oh dear god I've been given an unholy power. As such what is Crowley's greatest unholy achievement

Tempting Eve

Losing the Anti Christ

Tempting Aziraphale (to Dinner)

Tempting Aziraphale (to Lunch)

Tempting Aziraphale (to Love)

Twitter

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

thank you @dubiousduckears for enlightening me

[living-in-bed]

For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.

[inconveniently-discorporated]

Which of these did Crowley definitely invent?

traffic lights on dead streets that turn red for no reason

tumblr

invisible characters that mess everything up when you copy/paste

that trend of making every night scene VERY DARK

soundtracks where the dialogue is whispered but explosions BLOW OUT SPEAKERS

vanilla extract

polls where multiple answers apply but there's no all of the above answer

Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

[inconveniently-discorporated]

I just want to say I love how the last one has most of the votes, and then almost all of the rest are fairly equal. 😂 Crowley did a good job hitting all the buttons.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Bonus:

Bonus 2:

Crowley’s favourite song is The Velvet Underground - I’ll Be Your Mirror.

[only-tiktoks]

[zhuiren]

@traitorsinsalem

[phytia7]

I love B99, I think Rosa could be a good female Crowley

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Crowley: You‘re the love of my life and my best friend, I’d do anything for you

Aziraphale: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleeping schedule

Crowley: Absolutely not

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[crowleyinventedthis]

Wahoo!

Wahoo :>

[crowleyinventedthis]

Crowley invented Evil 2048

(does the link work? If not it's Crowley's fault)

Yeah I can definitely get behind this. I like to believe Crowley learned programming in his free time probably during Nanny time frame.