HELLO! I thought I'd introduce myself and show who I write for (requests open)
My names Leia, I'm British (in a rose Tyler way not reform), I'm not gonna put out my actual age but I'm over 18! I'm bisexual and autistic and I'm currently fixated on Richard Harmon and all of his films
I'm in many different fandoms such as Richard Harmon, doctor who, David Bowie, good omens, final destination and bullet train (although it's not my main)
I'm a huge David Bowie fan I've loved his music for years I'm also into queen and literally every 70's rock band!
My favourite Richard Harmon character is Vern (obviously) however I also like Alex Wright, Erik and Stephan!
My Vern rp blog: @countryboy9
I'll pretty much write anything and if you're not sure just ask but my absolute no's are
. scat/vomit
. Anything with animals
. Pedophilia
. Minors x adult
. Incest
. Age play
If I'm uncomfortable with something I will decline it (also please be 18+ when requesting smut)
Sucking off max borman while he's talking to the guards
You're between Max's legs, lips wrapped around his tip as you suck slowly. Your hand working the rest of his length that you can't take in your mouth. While his hand is gripping your hair holding you down and making you take his cock. He's thick and a lot bigger than anything you've experienced before and he knows it, he'd be lying if he said it didn't turn him on.
He looks down at you on the floor, knees probably aching on the hard material and he just smirks. Thrusting his hips in a little further just so he can watch you gag and choke on him. God does it turn him on knowing you're suffering just to please him.
"That's it, take my cock like a good little slut" As he started to speak he's Interupted by a loud knock at the door
"Warden. I need to speak to you" Came a gruff voice from outside. Max just sighed, eyes flicking between you and the door. He noticed how you froze how you clearly didn't want anyone to see you like this, so vulnerable so pathetic
"Come in"
He shushed you as you started whining around his cock, not caring in the slightest how you felt. The guard who was now standing in the open doorway looked utterly stunned, he gulped as he looked away from you trying hard not to stare at how your mouth was bulging. He knew what would happen if he got caught looking, what the warden would do to him. But how could he not look
"I uh-fuck- um" He stuttered out which caused Max to laugh
"Look at this slut, so desperate. What did you want?" He turned his attention back to the guard thrusting harder into your mouth now.
You blocked out the noise of what they were talking about, muffled conversations in the background as you focused solely on the wardens cock, trying hard to convince yourself that this wasn't actually happening. But the blunt head that was hitting the back of your throat said otherwise.
Max had his conversation and even made the guard watch as you took him deeper, he was definitely going to reward you for being so good later.
Imagine Tryst when he's working at the boutique and here you come all bright eyed and cute smile asking if they do fittings.
"like, can you try clothes on? Yeah, the dressing room is right here."
"no, I mean like..."
You lean close like you're telling him a grave secret.
"like bra sizing and everything? I'm trying to get the full works."
HIS. FACE. GETS. SO. RED.
He's the only one working right now; the fitting room ladies have gone home for the night.
You lift your hands and cup your chest through your clothes, giving them a little bounce.
"What do you think? About a C cup?"
MA'AM, HE CANNOT PROPERLY ASSESS YOUR... ASSETS IN THESE CONDITIONS!!! HE'S NOT EVEN TRAINED!!!
"... you look more like a D cup..."
"in a good way or a bad way?"
Is there a bad way to have big tits?? Not according to Tryst. More to hold and love.
"Good... definitely... definitely good...ummm... what colors-"
You lead him around that store, loading his arms up with bras, panties, stockings, garter belts- WHAT KIND OF CLOTHING STORE IS THIS???
He checks you out, his eyes downcast and cheeks flushed.
"Do you get commission?"
"No, I'm hourly..."
"That's fucked up. You deserve a bonus; you've been so helpful."
On TOP of your $400 tab, you slip him a hundred dollar bill as a tip. Along with your phone number.
"I like you, Tryst! You've got such pretty blue eyes. I hope I get you next time."
With a wink and a kiss blown his way, you sashay out with your arms loaded down with shopping bags.
Tryst just stares. Not only did he get a tip, but he got your number and now he gets to think about what you look like wearing that royal blue bra and panty set (his favorite color, NO HE DIDN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE!!!)
Lars x male reader leaving the campsite and finding a quiet area in the woods away from everyone to fuck since they both crave each other and need the stress relief from dealing with Scott going missing. Lars ofc having his usual annoying front to cover up how he actually is feeling
-XOXO you know who it is babe 🦇
Lars x male!reader
Warnings: kinda public sex?, blowjob, kissing, leg humping, hinted at perv!Lars towards the end, slight degradation, cum swallowing
(My first Lars fic I'm so excited to write for him!!! The characterization might be off as it's my first time writing him so any feedback would be great!!!! I hope you enjoy) word count: 1239
It had been two days since we last saw Scott and the tension in the air was thick to say the least. Our patience was wearing thinner with each passing second and I wasn't sure how much longer we'd last out here. No phone, no map, no way home and worst of all no idea where Scott is or if he's even alive.
We'd covered as much ground as we could, treading carefully through the overgrown bushes pushing past the shrubs checking for any sign of him. But as another day came to a close and there was still no luck we set up camp in a small clearing. It wasn't the best and definitely wasn't ideal but it would do.
I watched as Charlie helped everyone (but Lars) to set up their tents, pitching them and making sure the hooks were in properly meanwhile Lars looked as though the tent had swallowed him whole. I couldn't help but giggle slightly as the sight of him, it almost took my mind of Scott.
Lars continued to struggle with the tent long after everyone else had finished, they came over to join me watching him huff and fight the flimsy material
"Stupid fuckin' tent! Why won't it stay up" Lars grumbled, finally giving up. He stomped over to us arms folded and sighed
"This tent might be the death of me"
"Maybe it will kill you before the person hunting us does" Ashley whispered earning a hard stare from him. He whispered something under his breath causing Ashley to roll her eyes at him and walk back with Gwen towards their tent
"Whatever" Lars turned towards me, his boots crunching the leaves
"Can we talk?" His eyes traced up and Charlie's body and a grimace formed on his face "Alone?"
"You know you can just ask without being a bitch about it" Charlie replied, but nonetheless still left without much fight. Lars watched him leave then turned back to me, his eyes narrowing
"Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck" He whispered, his forehead moved to rest against my shoulder as he let out a shaky breath
"Are you okay?" I whispered while wrapping my arms around him. His body froze for a second before relaxing into my hold
"I don't know, please help me" His voice cracked as he spoke and he looked at me, eyes wide with fear and something else. I could tell what he needed and I'd be lying if I didn't need it too
"We'll find somewhere private" I offered with a smile and leaned in pressing my lips against his in a gentle kiss. It wasn't as heated as either of us wanted but we knew better than to try anything here. So while everyone was sat by the fire I pulled him away, my hand holding his and taking him through the woods. He stumbled along behind me already needy and hard.
When we reached a safer distance I stopped and turned to him, my eyes wracking over his body and zeroing in on the tent in his pants
"Look at you, already so hard f'me"
"I can't help it, when you look like that it's hard not to be horny all the time"
"Shut up" I said as I leaned in again this time kissing him harder than before. My tongue slid into his mouth fighting for dominance against his. We both moaned into the kiss as we finally had what we'd both been craving.
Lars slid his hands down my body tracing over my back until he reached my ass, he pulled me closer and I could feel his cock hard against my own. It was hard to not thrust against him, feeling his cock on mine was something I'd missed.
As he pulled back from the kiss a strong of spit connected us at our lips and I couldn't help but whimper at the sight
"I've craved you this whole fuckin' time" He moaned
"I need you" I said as I kissed him again, this time more passionately.
The sun was setting overhead of us casting an orange hue in the sky. Soon there wouldn't be enough light to find our way back to camp, and as much as I needed him neither of us wanted to be stuck out here in the dark. Reluctantly I pulled away from him, but it didn't go down well with Lars
"What was that for" His voice was laced with confusion and worry
"We need to be quick, the sun is setting. And I don't know about you but I don't want to be out here alone when it gets dark"
"You wouldn't be alone, you have me" A smirk now replacing the previous pout
"That's worse" I laughed and before he could respond I pushed him down to his knees, he hit the ground hard but it didn't seem to deter him. He looked up at me through his lashes and I nodded at him to continue
His hands worked quickly on my belt and zipper, tugging them down along with my boxers
"You're so beautiful" Lars said. He braced his hands on my thighs and slowly leaned in pressing a light kiss to the tip of my cock. I groaned at the sudden contact and I had to steady myself with one hand on the tree in front of us and the other on his hair.
Another moan ripped from my throat as he licked a stripe up the underside of my cock, precum was slowly leaking from my tip which he happily licked up
"F-fuck baby"
"Gonna please you so good" He finally took my cock into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the head before taking me deeper. I couldn't stop myself from guiding more into his mouth, already thrusting deep into him. He felt so good around my cock that I nearly came on the spot.
His nose brushed against my pubic bone as he took all of me in his mouth
"Holy shit, Lars you feel so good" I cried out, praying no one from camp could hear.
But then something unexpected happened, I felt something against my leg. He was grinding against me unable to contain himself. He was so horny he couldn't help but hump the closest thing to him.
Though I didn't stop him, I knew he needed it, my baby always did.
His mouth worked faster bobbing up and down making me slick with his saliva, I was definitely going to cum soon. His thrusts had gotten faster too, rutting against my leg like he was in heat. We were both about to cum
"I'm so close don't stop -fuck- don't stop" I gripped his hair tighter pulling him onto my cock more
"Cum with me baby, cum in your pants for me"
My hips stuttered and I held his head right against me as I came, emptying myself down his throat and making him swallow it all. At the same time he came too, his thrusts getting sloppy and a low groan leaving his mouth. He came all over his boxers, the wet patch leaking through to form another stain on them
"That felt so good"
He pulled off with a pop and wiped his mouth then replied with a disgusted look
Thinking about toxic!Vern, he's so horrible and mean especially when he's drunk :( but the next day he makes it up to you with lots of kisses saying how much he loves you.
When he goes out to the bar for hours and doesn't reply but it's okay cause you're the only person on his mind, even if the group of girls sitting across from him are attractive
Or when the girls start flirting with him, sure he responds but he's only thinking of getting back to you
And he'd never do anything physical with them, maybe buy them a few drinks but he does it while showing of his wedding ring
He never means to hurt you, you're just to sensitive for him! Of course he'll give you a big bear hug and reassure you, you'll just have to remember the reassurance when he goes out drinking the next night!
Seeing Joe after he kills someone for the first time (sfw!)
You knew about Joe's job and what he did with Angelo, you knew how it affected him mentally and the toll it took on his body. You also knew he didn't have the guts to kill anyone, he was a sweet man at heart, thats what surprised you most when your apartment door flew open and he trudged in.
There was blood soaking his shirt and his entire body was shaking, his eyes looked dazed and they kept darting around the room, no doubt looking for you. As he shut the door behind him he let out a long sigh, he was finally safe in your apartment and that's when the tears started spilling.
You immediately rushed over to him your hands shooting out to steady him, gripping onto his shoulders and holding him still
"Joe? Baby what happened?" You ask frantically, eyes looking over the blood stains
Joe see's the way you stare at his shirt and the now drying blood and whimpers out "Don't worry, it's not mine" But his voice cracks on the last word and he can barely hold back his sobs
You take in the man standing before you, usually so sweet and funny now standing there shaking like a scared puppy. As you guide him towards the couch he whispers out "I killed my first person"
"Joe-"
"Please don't look at me like that, I can't take it I can't think about what I did. The guy was going to kill me i-i had no choice, fuck- I had no choice" He sobs, tears finally spilling over his waterline. His whole facade crumbles and in front of you is just a scared boy whose terrified of who he's becoming.
You pull him into a hug and his head instantly falls against your shoulder, burying his face in your neck "It's okay baby, I'll clean you up and we can talk about it after"
"I don't want to talk about it, I just want to forget"
You sigh but nod your head, what are you meant to do? "Let me at least clean you up" You offer, hoping it'll sooth him slightly
"Please"
As you get up to get a cloth you look back at him, you've never seen him so broken and you're not sure how to put him back together this time.
Perv!Erik whose face is buried between your legs, tongue lapping at your clit while his fingers stretch you out. Your hands gripping onto his hair and holding him impossibly close as you hump onto his face
"Shit- Erik" As you pull him closer to your cunt, to the point he can barely breathe. Not that he minds in fact he thinks it's heaven on earth, being between your legs
"Does that feel good, baby?" He whispers against your clit pressing a kiss to it before moving up your body. His fingers still working your slit but his mouth is now on your neck sucking another hickey next to the one that just healed. His cock is hard pressing against your leg, a small wet patch forming on his boxers. But he doesn't care. Erik is to busy submerged in your pleasure, all he cares about is getting you to squirt. He's brought you to the edge multiple times by now but never letting you finish, each time you babbled his name more incoherently and it only pushed him further
"F-feels like I'm gonna -fuck- feels like I'm gonna pee"
"Good, means you're close then" He continues fingering you, curling them up to meet just the right spot "You're bein' a really good girl, just let go f'me, let it out baby" He presses a kiss to your forehead and at the same time curls his fingers so they hit your soft spot.
Suddenly everything goes a hot white and you don't even register what's happening, your legs have tightened around his arm holding him there and forcing him deeper. You don't even notice getting the whole bed wet or the way Erik's eyes light up, how suddenly the wet patch in his boxers is a lot bigger than before
"Atta girl, knew you could do it" He presses a kiss to your lips this time "Look at this mess you made, such a dirty girl f'me"
You don't really know what hes saying the pleasure overtaking your whole body, so you just nod and turn you head to face him "That felt so good"
"I'm glad baby, cause there's a lot more where that came from"
Trevor had finally convinced him to go to the party instead of staying in his room all day jerking off, not that you minded it made him more sensitive for when you used him later.
So when you finally see him at the party he's already sensitive, eyes glazed over not focusing on anything but you. The main thing that catches your attention is the dress and the out like of his hard cock tenting against it. He could see the way your eyes darted straight towards his cock and it made him squirm.
After Trevor finally left him alone (no doubt so he could find some weed) Alex made a beeline straight for you
"F-fuck I missed you" He muttered as he instantly buried his face in your chest "I missed you so much mommy"
"I missed you too baby, to busy jerking off to porn to pay attention to me?" You mocked him, reveling in how he pouted
"It was just so good, fuck she was giving the guy a blow job and-and I just couldn't help myself" Alex sounded depraved as he spoke, his voice was broken and hoarse probably from moaning
"Blowjob was that good, huh?"
"Really good, mommy"
"You want a real one? Not just watching a porno about it, you want a real blowjob?"
His eyes widened and as much as he wanted to agree he couldn't bring himself to do it in front of everyone "Here?"
"In the back" He followed as you took his hand leading him towards a quieter part of the party. When you reach the spot and push him again the wall so hard it knocks the breath from him he thinks he could cum in his pants right then and there. And when you drop to your knees and press a kiss to his clothed cock he almost does cum, hips bucking and soft whines leaving his mouth
"Shit!"
"I've barely done anything Alex, relax" You roll your eyes and watch as he struggles
PLEASE write about alexs small dick and how he likes to be bullied for it 🙏
Alex Wright x fem!reader
Warnings: mommy kink, mean!reader, sub!Alex, chastity cage, ropes, dick being referes to as a clit, degration kink, useless Alex who can't do anything, slight praise kink
(YES YES YES a million times yes! Please enjoy! The ends a little messed up I wrote it at a concert) Word count: 905
Alex Wright, a man who was trying to become one of the best directors in the world, the man that had risked everyone's lives for a movie, who barked orders at everyone like they were his servants was currently on the floor kneeling in front of me. His arms were tied behind his back with pink rope and a matching pink chastity cage that was locked around his cock. The rope was digging into him causing a series of breathy whimpers to escape form his lips, although they soon turned into cries as he struggled and writhed against the rope. The friction burning beautiful red marks onto his skin. He sat there a pout on his face and his body heaving with sobs as he attempted to free his body from the rope.
Meanwhile the cage sat snugly against his cock, covered in precum that was slowly leaking from his tip
I stood in front of him my arms crossed over my chest, looking down at him like he was the dirt on the bottom of my shoe
"Stop fighting the ropes Alex, I'm not taking them off"
"P-please mommy, I need to he able to touch myself. My cock hurts please" He whimpered out, voice strained and pathetic
"Your cock? That's what you call it? Baby it's not even big enough to be classed as a clit" I stated harshly, not caring how my words affected him
"It's not that small! It's average" Although we both knew he was lying. He looked down at his dick, barely big enough for him to wrap a hand around
"Maybe slightly smaller but that's it" He whispered the last part, embarrassment flushing his face
I walked closer to him, circling around his shaking body my heels clacking beneath me on the wooden floor
"It was hard finding a cage that would even fit, they were all to big for your 'clit' " I smirked down at him, the way he was crumbling under me was like a work of art. Tears were pooling at his eyes as he tried to blink them back, eventually they fell just like the rest. Following the tear marks down his cheeks before dropping onto his body
"I can't help how small it is" He cried out, sobs wracking through him
"Awh poor thing, crying because someone told him the truth, how sad" I bent down so I was level with him and without breaking eye contact my fingers brushed slightly against his balls. A soft sound between a gasp and a moan left his mouth as he threw his head back
"Does that feel that good? Having someone touch like that?"
"F-uck yes, yes mommy please don't stop" Alex whimpered
I squeezed harder "You know I'm the only girl whose ever gonna find you attractive, I mean your dick is way to small to please anyone you're lucky I took pity on you"
"I know" He bucked his hips forward as I touched his balls again, his cock begging for friction that wouldn't come. The cage still holding his cock tightly stopping him from feeling anything
"Please take it off I just want to feel something"
"Where would be the fun in that, hm? Watching you squirm like this is the highlight of my day" I stood back up and watched as he rutted his hips looking for the friction again
"No ones gonna want you like this, small and pathetic, no one wants a boy like you" I spat, enjoying the way he crumbled beneath me
"Mommy-"
"Shut up, do something useful and repeat after me" I clicked my tongue before continuing "I'm a sad loser who doesn't deserve to have his clit touched"
He sniffled "Please don't make me say it, please" I'd never heard him sound so defeated, sound so used up. The sobs took over his body he doubled over, stomach contracting as he cried. His hair was a mess, sticking down to his forehead with the sheer amount of sweat. The marks on his arms were deepening as the rope rubbed more, he looked so beautiful on his knees like this.
Alex tilted his head up, eyes glazed over and his face turned into a pout
"I don't know how much more I can take"
I sighed in disappointment and brought my foot forward, the point of my heels digging into his balls. He let out a loud moan as I made the connection, his balls already bruising
"Don't disobey me Alex, say it"
"N-no" He whined out, voice hoarse
"Such a fucking brat" I kicked at his balls again and watched him writhe "Maybe the swelling will make your 'clit' and balls look bigger"
"Stop calling it a clit" Alex shouted loudly
"Then make it grow to look like an actual dick, you're lucky I even want you with that thing"
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck you too Alex" And with that I delivered a final kick, this time to his caged cock
"Say it"
"I-i'm a sad l-loser who doesn't deserve to have his 'clit' touched" He sniffled out, I could see the way his cock was twitching in the cage, the way his body shook as he spoke and I loved it. I knew he couldn't take anymore but he still didn't deserve to cum
"Good boy, now stop complaining I know you love it"
He huffed but didn't respond, we both knew I was right.
