#richard harmon pitfall

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Richard characters and whether they prefer ass or tits

Vern = Ass, he LOVES it. Has to have one hand on your ass at all times and loves spanking/slapping it. He buys you tight clothes just so he can see the way your ass looks in them. His favourite thing is if you wear a thing, he could cum in his pants just from looking at your ass in it (he also loves thighs)

Erik = That man is a whore he doesn't have a preference. Ass, tits, thighs anything goes for him. If he had to choose it would be ass. He loves slapping it as you walk past and watching you squeal

Danny = Ass, for obvious reasons. I am a firm believer that he eats ass, he's obsessed. If you have an ass he eating it, especially if you guide him and tell him what to do with his tongue. That man is submissive through and through so any dominance makes him cum

Alex Wright = Tits, oh my God does he loves them. Any chance he can get he's face first in your chest. Alone for a few hours? He's ripping your bra off immediately. On a date? He's taking you to the bathroom just so he can touch them. Wearing a low cut dress? He's cumming in his pants. Call him a good boy while he sucks them and he'll worship you

Seth Durand = Tits, again kinda like Alex he just wants to suck them. He'd be more vulgar though, touching them in public, biting them, fucking them. He loves fucking your boobs, makes him cum so hard

Max = Ass 100% he loves bending you over his knee and spanking you, using your ass until it's red and sore. He'll make sure you can't sit down for a week. He makes you bend over in front of him just so he can cum looking only at your ass

Clay = He prefers thighs, he adores the way they look when you sit down and they get a bit bigger. He stares at them all the time, when you wear shorts it's over for him. But if he had to choose he'd pick tits, he just thinks they're perfect. When he's high all he wants is to bury his face in them

Tryst = He doesn't have a preference, whichever is the biggest is the one he prefers. If your ass is bigger then he's all over it, rutting his cock against it while whining. If your tits are bigger he's nipping at them or fucking them while making you take his tip in your mouth

Jake = Tits, he thinks boobs are the best thing ever created and he'll stand by that. When you take your bra off the first time he moans and is already leaking precum

Murphy = Ass, God does he love it. Seeing you walk around he'll just stare directly at your ass he has no shame. Grabbing, spanking, slapping, fucking, doesn't matter what it is he loves it. He'll whistle at you when you take your panties off and smirk. He knows the effect he has on you and he's so fucking smug about it

Joe = It depends on the day. One day he's all over your boobs licking sucking the whole works and the next? He's whimpering while stroking himself and looking directly at your ass. He loves both, send him nudes that show off your tits and ass and he'll quit his job and run home to you immediately

Lars = He doesn't care, he'll take anything given to him. If you're into him he's not picking and choosing what he likes he's just taking it and thanking you for putting up with his attitude. (He does love some sideboob though)

Jeffery = Tits all the way. He tries to act strong and like he hates it but as soon as you call him baby and remove your top he's all over you. Calling you mommy while sucking your nipples, sleeping on your chest, leaving hickeys on them. He's basically an older version of Alex Wright.

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Lars silly headcanons!!! (I love pitfall)

.Lars LOVES chocolate chip cookies, like so much its insane

.Hes definitely bisexual and had/has a thing for Scott

.He smokes a LOT, when he made it too the hospital he requested 20 packs

.His favourite food is steak but he's very very fussy about it, it has too be cooked right and done exactly how he wants or he won't eat it

.Lars is a big fan of grandma cardigans and wears them a lot

.He hates bugs, a fly landed on him as a child and he cried for hours

.He's lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop him drinking 12 glasses of milk a day

.He prefers apple juice over orange juice

.He doesn't really want to get married, he'd like to settle down but he thinks marriage isn't the way too do it

.He does NAWT like bears

.He does however like puppies

.He has a very small family and not a lot of friends

.His favourite takeaway is Chinese food closely followed by Indian food

.As much as people compare him too Vern he's more like Danny or unfortunately Alex Wright

.He would get drunk with Vern tho

[crowleysfloatingtincan]

How different Richard characters react to you sending them pictures while they're out 🤭

Includes : Vern, Erik, Alex Wright, Tryst, Lars, Clay, Max

[crowleysfloatingtincan]

Lars x male reader leaving the campsite and finding a quiet area in the woods away from everyone to fuck since they both crave each other and need the stress relief from dealing with Scott going missing. Lars ofc having his usual annoying front to cover up how he actually is feeling

-XOXO you know who it is babe 🦇

Lars x male!reader

Warnings: kinda public sex?, blowjob, kissing, leg humping, hinted at perv!Lars towards the end, slight degradation, cum swallowing

(My first Lars fic I'm so excited to write for him!!! The characterization might be off as it's my first time writing him so any feedback would be great!!!! I hope you enjoy) word count: 1239

It had been two days since we last saw Scott and the tension in the air was thick to say the least. Our patience was wearing thinner with each passing second and I wasn't sure how much longer we'd last out here. No phone, no map, no way home and worst of all no idea where Scott is or if he's even alive.

We'd covered as much ground as we could, treading carefully through the overgrown bushes pushing past the shrubs checking for any sign of him. But as another day came to a close and there was still no luck we set up camp in a small clearing. It wasn't the best and definitely wasn't ideal but it would do.

I watched as Charlie helped everyone (but Lars) to set up their tents, pitching them and making sure the hooks were in properly meanwhile Lars looked as though the tent had swallowed him whole. I couldn't help but giggle slightly as the sight of him, it almost took my mind of Scott.

Lars continued to struggle with the tent long after everyone else had finished, they came over to join me watching him huff and fight the flimsy material

"Stupid fuckin' tent! Why won't it stay up" Lars grumbled, finally giving up. He stomped over to us arms folded and sighed

"This tent might be the death of me"

"Maybe it will kill you before the person hunting us does" Ashley whispered earning a hard stare from him. He whispered something under his breath causing Ashley to roll her eyes at him and walk back with Gwen towards their tent

"Whatever" Lars turned towards me, his boots crunching the leaves

"Can we talk?" His eyes traced up and Charlie's body and a grimace formed on his face "Alone?"

"You know you can just ask without being a bitch about it" Charlie replied, but nonetheless still left without much fight. Lars watched him leave then turned back to me, his eyes narrowing

"Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck" He whispered, his forehead moved to rest against my shoulder as he let out a shaky breath

"Are you okay?" I whispered while wrapping my arms around him. His body froze for a second before relaxing into my hold

"I don't know, please help me" His voice cracked as he spoke and he looked at me, eyes wide with fear and something else. I could tell what he needed and I'd be lying if I didn't need it too

"We'll find somewhere private" I offered with a smile and leaned in pressing my lips against his in a gentle kiss. It wasn't as heated as either of us wanted but we knew better than to try anything here. So while everyone was sat by the fire I pulled him away, my hand holding his and taking him through the woods. He stumbled along behind me already needy and hard.

When we reached a safer distance I stopped and turned to him, my eyes wracking over his body and zeroing in on the tent in his pants

"Look at you, already so hard f'me"

"I can't help it, when you look like that it's hard not to be horny all the time"

"Shut up" I said as I leaned in again this time kissing him harder than before. My tongue slid into his mouth fighting for dominance against his. We both moaned into the kiss as we finally had what we'd both been craving.

Lars slid his hands down my body tracing over my back until he reached my ass, he pulled me closer and I could feel his cock hard against my own. It was hard to not thrust against him, feeling his cock on mine was something I'd missed.

As he pulled back from the kiss a strong of spit connected us at our lips and I couldn't help but whimper at the sight

"I've craved you this whole fuckin' time" He moaned

"I need you" I said as I kissed him again, this time more passionately.

The sun was setting overhead of us casting an orange hue in the sky. Soon there wouldn't be enough light to find our way back to camp, and as much as I needed him neither of us wanted to be stuck out here in the dark. Reluctantly I pulled away from him, but it didn't go down well with Lars

"What was that for" His voice was laced with confusion and worry

"We need to be quick, the sun is setting. And I don't know about you but I don't want to be out here alone when it gets dark"

"You wouldn't be alone, you have me" A smirk now replacing the previous pout

"That's worse" I laughed and before he could respond I pushed him down to his knees, he hit the ground hard but it didn't seem to deter him. He looked up at me through his lashes and I nodded at him to continue

His hands worked quickly on my belt and zipper, tugging them down along with my boxers

"You're so beautiful" Lars said. He braced his hands on my thighs and slowly leaned in pressing a light kiss to the tip of my cock. I groaned at the sudden contact and I had to steady myself with one hand on the tree in front of us and the other on his hair.

Another moan ripped from my throat as he licked a stripe up the underside of my cock, precum was slowly leaking from my tip which he happily licked up

"F-fuck baby"

"Gonna please you so good" He finally took my cock into his mouth, swirling his tongue around the head before taking me deeper. I couldn't stop myself from guiding more into his mouth, already thrusting deep into him. He felt so good around my cock that I nearly came on the spot.

His nose brushed against my pubic bone as he took all of me in his mouth

"Holy shit, Lars you feel so good" I cried out, praying no one from camp could hear.

But then something unexpected happened, I felt something against my leg. He was grinding against me unable to contain himself. He was so horny he couldn't help but hump the closest thing to him.

Though I didn't stop him, I knew he needed it, my baby always did.

His mouth worked faster bobbing up and down making me slick with his saliva, I was definitely going to cum soon. His thrusts had gotten faster too, rutting against my leg like he was in heat. We were both about to cum

"I'm so close don't stop -fuck- don't stop" I gripped his hair tighter pulling him onto my cock more

"Cum with me baby, cum in your pants for me"

My hips stuttered and I held his head right against me as I came, emptying myself down his throat and making him swallow it all. At the same time he came too, his thrusts getting sloppy and a low groan leaving his mouth. He came all over his boxers, the wet patch leaking through to form another stain on them

"That felt so good"

He pulled off with a pop and wiped his mouth then replied with a disgusted look

"I came in my boxers again"

"Like the pathetic boy you are" I giggled

He whimpered at my words, already hard again.

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