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Only day you can reblog this
There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you're one of the few who's never EVER left anon hate in somebody's ask box.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
I’m a love anon, not a hate anon
My goal is to spread positivity into other people’s ask boxes.
* positivity rain*
Ten Goddesses ⎯ A Series of Oneshots [18+]
Ten smutty oneshots, each inspired by a Greek Goddess.
Five for Klaus, Five for Elijah.
1 ⎯⎯ Hestia - Klaus
⎯⎯ Y/N uses her day alone to make sure that the Mikaelsons can experience a proper, family Christmas. Klaus, though dealing with a new threat, finds himself falling even deeper in love with her warming presence.
2 ⎯⎯ Hebe - Elijah
⎯⎯ Elijah invites Y/N to a boring charity gala held by The Faction, as he wants her help charming the human leaders. Not only does she charm them, but she also charms Elijah.
3 ⎯⎯ Nemesis - Klaus
⎯⎯ When Klaus invites Y/N to a Halloween party, she finds a group of people that she’s been trying to find for a year. When she does, she releases the fury that she’s always held within.
4 ⎯⎯ Leto - Elijah
⎯⎯ When Y/N finds out that she’s pregnant after a one-night-stand, she goes to the Mikaelsons for guidance. Elijah shows her that he will be there for her no matter what.
5 ⎯⎯ Selene - Klaus
⎯⎯ The Mikaelsons need Y/N’s help, but she’s been struggling to practice magic lately because of her growing frustrations. When she camps out to draw on the power of the full moon, Klaus finds her, offering his help to clear her mind.
6 ⎯⎯ Aphrodite - Elijah
⎯⎯ Marcel suspects that one of his guys may be leaking information about the Original Family to an angry witch faction just outside the city. To confirm it, they need to get close to him; get him vulnerable enough to share his secrets. What better way to make a man vulnerable than with a beautiful young woman?
7 ⎯⎯ Persephone - Klaus
⎯⎯ Reader and Y/N have been in a relationship for a little while. When they overhear somebody questioning the dynamic, she proves to Klaus, and to everybody around them, just how much she loves him.
8 ⎯⎯ Artemis - Elijah
⎯⎯ When Elijah and Y/N finally get a day to themselves, she’s not about to let a bunch of low-life vamps ruin it.
9 ⎯⎯ Hera - Klaus
⎯⎯ People have been trying to ruin Y/N’s marriage with Klaus for five hundred years, and she’s always enjoyed seeing them try. But, when one woman crosses the line with her claims, it’s time for her to show everybody why she is the Queen of New Orleans.
10 ⎯⎯ Athena - Elijah
⎯⎯ When a blind date goes south, Y/N is the only one who can fix it. In doing so, she resolves more than just one problem.
Avengers: Infinity War aka The Bachelor: Tony Stark Edition
By popular request, meet the other contestants:
A late contender appears:
And introducing a very special guest judge:
OH MY GOD this is the funniest fucking thing I’ve seen on Tumblr in ages!
Now this I'd sell the skin off my back to spouncer.
this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
I’ve never reblogged something so fast
*shrugs*
Billie Eilish : *takes a deep breath*
14 year 0ld: her br(eat) is so de(ep).
so earlier tonight, without my knowledge or consent, my little sister peed in a soda cup while sitting in my car at a krispy kreme parking lot and, by the act of god, managed to keep it all in the cup. i’m still trying to decide whether i should be enraged or impressed….
Slightly grossed out but living for the tag @jess-b-thot your tags are amazing.
I hope its Crowley!!!!
im in tears yall,, send help.
@youngmoneymilla
i mean….FACTS
Wig snatched.
ok so snakes don’t need to lick things to smell them- they just need to put their tongues out. imagine crowley sniffing something new (like Aziraphale’s new cologne) and the human nose being insufficient, he just wanders around with his tongue out, looking like an idiot, until he finds the source of the smell.
For best smell-finding, bleleleling is important. So he’d probably be doing that.
Yes. Excellent addition. You are hired.
When the new cologne is a good one:
When the new cologne is Not Good:
The tongue itself also isn’t the receptor for scent, it had to be drawn back into the mouth to basically wipe the scent molecules off on their Jacobson’s organ. So he’d be walking around sticking his tongue out, doing the blelelele, and then putting his tongue back in for consideration. Over and over.
Blelelele
Doing the blelelele
*is the Blelelele*
Not the biggest fan of the long hair but it works here and he wears a suit like no other.
The suit that brought me @cchellacat the cuffs, the color, it's all perfect.
Sexy boyfriend aesthetic I am here for. I love the boots.
The monster au that first got me to appreciate the shorn hair. And highlighting the jawline doesn't hurt.
This is my absolute favorite Seb photo shoot and my favorite moment from it. Like I am literally weak for him here. The hair the beard the freaking sweater and then the look just the expression on his face. He wears the clothes. They don't wear him...
Older pic but it's the first time Seb really broke away fashion wise. If you look at what CE wore to that same red carpet it's very obvious which one of them has a flair for fashion. The colors, textures, the fit. I cannot stress how important it is to know that Seb understands the for of a suit and how to wear one. Ugh it's perfect.
@the-ss-horniest-book-club
@cchellacat @eurynome827
Fashion Friday!
And people say that a certain Kardashian rocks the wet look.
Our Man is slaying it!!!!!
Underwater recordings of vocal fish off the Australian coast reveal an ocean choir composed of at least seven distinct choruses
I love it!!
WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT FISH ARE VOCAL!?
@bunjywunjy WHAT THE FUCK, PLEASE EXPLAIN
LOTS of fish make noise of some sort, usually by using their swim bladders as a kind of drum! they use noise for the same reasons birds do: to stay in touch with each other, warn of predators in the area, attract a mate, or just to yell HEY GUYS ITS DAY NOW
fish noises aren’t nearly as pretty as birdsong though, it’s mostly grunts, clicks, pops, and squeaks. but it’s still REALLY FUCKIN COOL, plus can birds sing underwater? no. no they can’t. git gud, birds.
So fishes don't have a proper organ of vocalisation. But sound waves can be produced using various moment of their oral region (snout/lip). They produce signals not sounds. To communicate with other members or a potential mate. The density of water also prevent proper melodies to be produced by the fishes.
Where as the Aves( birds) mimic or produce sounds that have meanings, not words, sounds. To alert or notify another bird or animal of its presence. Or some sexy time music. I mean mating call.
Science has once again crushed my Disney under the sea dream.
*disappointed in British*
Interviwer: How would you describe yourself?
Thor: Verbally, but I’ve also prepared an interpretative dance piece.
Anemone runs from starfish
Anemone song is NOT shitty, delete this 😡😡😡
OKAY BUT DOES IT KNOW WHERE IT'S GOING? IS IT GOING TO BE OKAY?
It doesn’t know where it’s going but it can feel the current/temperature/light so it can pick a good home to settle back down at :)
So basically....
Taika brings back Loki to life or pulls him out of a different timeline and Thor: Thunder and Love is a bromance!!
While....
Valkyrie and Captain Marvel get together (hook up).
Yup!!!
Simply perfect and logical.
The Perfect Shot
Parings: Bucky x Reader
Summary: You and Bucky talk about finding the perfect shot
Warnings: Some language
A/N: This is an AU, Bucky is in modern times but he’s still Bucky (WWII Bucky before he “dies”), not the Winter Soldier, no metal arm. I found this prompt on Pinterest that reads “a sniper and photographer meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the other’s occupation. They talk about how to take the perfect shot.”
Word Count: 865
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You sat at the bar alone, swirling your drink as you watched the bartender mix a few drinks. You had the most difficult day and you wanted to let your mind go numb for the time being.
You were the newest photographer at the hottest fashion magazine in the world. You should have been living the dream; it’s what you worked so hard for. Instead, you were deflated. The first week was fine; it was mostly HR stuff and getting to know your way around. It was the following week that had busted your balls.
The models were ready, the lights and the studio was set up perfect; but for some reason you couldn’t get the perfect shot. You took close to 100 pictures and none of them wowed you. The editor of the article liked them but she also wasn’t thrilled. Your portfolio was filled to the brim was incredible photos so you knew you were capable of such.
A man sat down next to you as you kicked back the rest of your drink, and summoned the bartender over.
The bartender looked at you, “same thing?”
You nodded your head and mumbled, “thanks.”
He turned to look at the man sitting next to you, “what can I get you?”
“She looks like she’s having a shit day too; bring me whatever she’s having. Maybe it’ll help.”
He turned on his stool to look at you, “any chance the drink’s helping your shit day?”
You scoffed and shook your head no, “not yet, maybe after this one.”
The bartender dropped off both drinks and returned to his work.
The man lifted his glass in a cheers motion before taking a sip of the amber liquid. He put his glass back down and reached his hand towards you to shake. “I’m Bucky,” he smiled.
“Y/N. Nice to meet you,” you replied shaking his hand. “That’s an interesting name. Nickname I assume?”
He laughed and took another sip, “yeah after my middle name, Buchanan. So, Y/N, what shitty thing happened that brought you out drinking alone tonight?”
You took a deep breath, “I couldn’t get the perfect shot and I think I blew it.”
“Fuck. I know what that’s like. Maybe I can help. Walk me through it.”
Your eyes lit up, a fellow photographer; this was perfect.
“Ok, so the conditions were perfect; the lighting, the set-up, the angle. I made sure to do my research before I went out there, I felt ready. When I got there though, I froze. I tried over and over again but nothing; I just couldn’t hit the mark well.”
“Hm…well…were you shaking or did you have a firm grasp? Were your nervous?”
“Well yeah I was nervous, first real job and all. I had a firm grasp and I pressed the trigger smoothly.”
“It seems like it was just nerves then, you’ll do better with the next one. Me,” he pointed to himself, “When I first started I was all over the place; but I had some friends show me the ropes and before long I was a pro. You just have to relax and breathe. Take a few deep breaths to steady your nerves before you mark your target.”
You furrowed your brows slightly; odd use of the phase, but it was good advice none the less.
“Yeah, that’s great advice; just get my head in the game. What do you shoot with?”
“I mainly use a M107, but I switch it up on occasion. What about you?”
Now you were really confused, you knew a lot of cameras and you had never heard of that one.
“I’m not familiar with that one. I use a Nikon D850. Are you sure you’re a photographer?”
He nearly spit his drink out of his mouth and started coughing as it went down the wrong tube.
“Fuck. No doll, I’m not a photographer. I thought you were a sniper. You were talking about getting the perfect shot, I just assumed.” He shook his head in disbelief, “fucking idiot, you’re too pretty to be a sniper,” he mumbled.
“You’re a sniper?” You voice raising a few octaves.
“Yeah, I mean, you were talking about not making the perfect shot,” he reached his hand behind his head and rubbed the back of his neck and quickly downed the rest of his drink. “This is awkward, I’m so sorry. I’m gonna go.”
He motioned for the check and pulled his wallet out, avoiding eye contact.
“No wait, don’t go.” You reached out towards him. “The advice you gave actually works for me, and honestly I don’t think anyone will believe this is the conversation I had tonight,” you laughed.
“Listen, I’ve had a few drinks and I really need something to eat. Wanna go to IHOP and get some pancakes? I’d love to hear more about you. I’m assuming military?”
He nodded his head yes and stared at you, not saying anything.
“Do you like pancakes? I’ll treat,” you tried to persuade him.
“I do like pancakes.”
You smiled at him and closed your tab. The two of you walked down the street to the restaurant talking more about getting the perfect shot.
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Pure fun fluff. Exactly what I need.
Writing Challenge
I decided to host my first writing challenge! Rules and descriptions are below:
Rules
Please reblog if you are going to participate
Send an ask with the category and number of your chosen prompt (e.g., “dialogue prompt 3″)
Marvel characters, please!
Reader-insert or OC is fine. Oneshot or series, it’s up to you!
Can be seasonal/festive in theme
No underage/illegal pairings, incest, noncon/dubcon, rough sex/smut
Please include appropriate warnings
Entries should be at least 500 words. Please use a “read more” if you go beyond this.
Tag @nacho-bucky and #nachobuckychallenge
Due date 31 December 2019
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