CREEPYPASTA CONFESSIONS

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✘ -INTROS & RULES- ✘

Mod 1: Hi! I’m Tork. I’m 19 and use they/it pronouns. I haven’t come across any creepypasta confession blogs yet so I decided to make my own!!

My main blog is @wiccitork, which has my general creepypasta content & info about me! My mod tag is WT.

Mod 2: HAI!! Im Nina N@sty ( @skullbowz ) but feel free to just call me nina >__> I help mod this blog . . .

I strictly use it/thing pronouns & im LVL 1600 & to avoid confusion my mod tag will be: N@☠️🎀

BEFORE CONFESSING:

⦻ It may be about anything you like, but it must be related to creepypasta in some way. HOWEVER, submissions mentioning Offenderman or real people in ANY way will be deleted. This is to avoid drama.

⦻ You must be respectful of other’s opinions. If you disagree or have something negative to say, do so maturely. (Ex. Don’t send a confession like “You’re stupid if you like this opinion/ship” just be kind!)

⦻ If I don’t post your confession, you may resend it one last time. If I don’t post it after the second time then it might be breaking the rules.

⦻ For the love of god, NO ARGUING THROUGH CONFESSIONS. It clogs up my inbox and gets really repetitive. I’m not here to air out your fights, take it to your own blogs.

⦻ NO NSFW CONFESSIONS!! I get it, you’re thirsty for Jeff, aren’t we all. Just keep it SFW! There will be minors seeing this blog.

⦻ Make sure to block anti tags if you don’t want to see negativity towards something!

STATUS OF MY INBOX: OPEN

My inbox will almost always be open, but if it does close for some reason then any confessions sent during that period will be deleted.

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I'm the biggest "Jane likes Jeff" hater JANE IS LESBIAN

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What if Tim was actually Jim and he was evil?

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I just wanna apologize for all the times I made a confession twice cause I forgot I already made it

Sworry :<

Twin do not worry i probably forgot you made the first one too my memory is ass

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"I want creepypasta realism" Okay, maybe make them fat, chubby, give them some melanie, acne, different type of teeth, make them having beer, the list can continue instead only make them as rapist, necrophile and other type of thing, just saying for imaginary friend, yk? Some of "creepypasta realism" fans wants realism until it's realism, no you don't want realism, you just like to make creepypasta characters be like rapist or necrophile for your own happiness

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I'm terrified of the idea that when I interact with a fanfic, drawing, or AU from years ago, the creator will see the notification and react like, "Oh, I didn't remember doing that," and delete it because it made them cringe.

It happened to me once that I left a comment (another fandom) and since then I never recovered, I'm a ghost doing my best to keep my interactions with old CRP content as minimal as possible.

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In my au

Hannah doesn't give a fuck about Jane Ark and thinks Vicky is more chill and cool

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I have executive disfunction, and when I realise that I have to do something NOW and I want to put it off but I shouldn't. I write a to-do list and pretend it was written by Slenderman and it's a mission I have to complete because I'm a proxy and I don't want to fail a mission. I can cross off bullet points by making the proxy symbol. It works for me. Sometimes I wear clothes that I associate with crp just to boost the effect of it.

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So i was reading this comment thread about diversity in pasta races. Which I so agree we need more if but it got me confused, because they said pastamonsters was the first og concept of jeff before the rewrite of woods. I'd like to come here and say that is actually incorrect. The pastamonsters jeff came out after Jeffery woods in late Autumn. I've been a huge creepypasta nerd since 2012, and (most old pastamonsters comics were removed), however it was around roughly October, November if my memory serves me right, in which Jeffery Hodek came in 2008, with Jeffery Woods coming behind on August 28th 2011, Pastamonsters was a parody and not stolen.

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I feel like a lot of people force themselves to like Mary Richardson. Don't get me wrong, I understand why people want to include her in their canons/AUs. But then again... what is her purpose. What does she do outside of being married to Jane. What does she add to the narrative. How does she influence the stories. How is her presence in the setting important enough to constitute her continued existance.

People include Mary because she's Jane's wife, and it feels wrong to cut her out. But Christ Almighty, please make her more interesting.

Mary in the original MadamBlackWolf canon is not interesting. She is the opposite of interesting. She is there to be Jane's wife and nothing else. Her personality traits include little else outside of "being nice" and "being Jane's wife." She adds nothing to the narrative. She influences nothing. She does nothing. She is not a character. She is a prop used to further Jane's character.

That's not to say she can't be interesting, but something peculiar that I've noticed is that, even if everyone is rushing to include her in their AUs, nobody wants to put in the actual work to make her worth including. Mary is Jane's wife. That's all she is, and that's all she will ever be. There's no development, there's no interesting ideas, there's no reason for her to exist. She exists because she's Jane's wife.

I don't want to cut Mary out of everyone's stories and AUs, but just... please do something more with her. She can be interesting if people just put more effort into her instead of just making her Jane's token wife. Give her more personality, more backstory, more motivation, make her an active participant in the story. Make her do something, anything, other than just being Jane's boring, bland, no-personality wife. Make her fiercely independent! Make her standoffish! Make her highly intelligent! Make her evil! Make her devoted! Just...do something! And if you seriously can't think of anything...cut her out. She's taking up space, and if she doesn't need to be there, get her out of there.

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Maybe I'm #toowoke but I think it's very weird how smaus written by clearly white authors will make the creeps use aave in the most obviously forced way (yes I'm black)

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Jane is Asian. More specifically south asian

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i CANT get behind clockwork x toby 😔

its kind of cute as a premise but theyd never work out personality wise and natalies clock would probably make tobys tics worse?????????? im not gonna yuck someones yum but idk it doesnt have any substance imo

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I don't like stupid Toby :(

I don't think it's fair for him as a character at all and it's kinda, Mildly insulting especially he has like yk a few disabilities ((aka it's alittle ableist))

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The way this fandom talks about shit is fucking gross

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projecting your abusers onto Creepypasta characters is weird. You guys can write evil crps without being so weird oh my God

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Extremely unpopular opinion: I hate toxic, narcissistic Jeff. Insecure, socially awkward Jeff is way better.