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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar
the one... dear squire
They are studying us in petri dishes
To understand the petri dish is to love the petri dish. To love the petri dish is to become the petri dish.
PBall is a slut and needs to tell the producers to amp it up in s3
flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flesh flESH FLESH FLESH FLESHFLESHFLESH
*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*
I wonder if people in the fallout universe are still using 200 year old tampons or if some crazy chemist named fuckass atomic Becky or whatever has figured out how to mass manufacture them
happy pride month
oufff I feel so bad for Yale gf. Imagine you stand by your man through his addiction recovery, his education, all these small rubbish local plays, financial issues … only for him to dump you after 3 years, get with someone much younger, and immediately get a massive break in his career that his new gf also benefits from … and then he marries her, and at the same time he talks to every media outlet about how he wanted to marry you but couldn’t because he was too poor? ouch ouch ouch
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She dodged a bullet. Can’t imagine having to deal w that ego or insane fandom. Hope she’s happy and thriving without him.
pitt tea 🫖
Really? You think PBall has an EGO?! Oh please.
Is there any actual evidence that the Pitt actresses are wlw?
There is none for any of them, unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it.
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Ayesha Harris (Ellis) is a lesbian
When we were out yesterday, we passed a man in a tank top and shorts with a daughter in a LOOK. Kid was maybe 8? Gothed out with hot pink accents, and it as just so clear she'd put the whole thing together herself, and all I could think was "Oh, yes, the Darkness is out for a Constitutional."
Related: We were at a restaurant a few weeks ago, and a mom came in with three kids, and the youngest was a girl of about 8 who had also, clearly, put a LOOK together. She had a cute little prismatic purse with a beaded strap, and the beads on the strap matched her bracelets, which complimented the color of her skirt, and I was just like "YES. YES."
As an adult who still loves to put a look together like I'm 8, it just makes me very happy.
It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.
Time for the annual Pride Month reblog of Freddie Mercury and his fabulous cats!
THE TAGS "gale cannot fuck" on your most recent post inspired me to ask a very important question. theoretically, which of the MOTA boys do you think is the best fuck? (I know you didn't ask for my opinion but my money is on Rosie).
You don't have to answer this if you think it'll get you in hot water with the MOTA fandom since that is a very hot take. no pressure.
sdknsdfnkdfsf listen at this point i’m pretty sure everyone who has an issue with the fact that i treat gale like a complex character who can be wrong sometimes already knows where i stand so it’s fine 😝
AS FOR THE QUESTION! tl;dr my answer is jack overall, and curt with a caveat.
i think gale and rosie are in the same category of "not experienced and therefore not GREAT off the bat” but rosie is EXTREMELY trainable. he’s inexperienced because he's a socially awkward workaholic but once someone gets him in bed he pays attention and takes instruction real well and learns real quick. so while i think in-canon rosie is maybe not the best fuck of the gang IN CANON TIME FRAMES, he has The most potential to be the best fuck.
gale is inexperienced because he's ~*waiting for marriage with marge*~ and what that really means is he's. so gay. just very into men. and absolutely REFUSES to look at it ever at all has it buried so deep it will neeever claw its way to the surface if he has anything to say about it. so he’s too repressed to fuck men and too gay to fuck women. i also think he is very vanilla. he is not daddy and he is not going to take you to the woodshed. he is, in fact, Kinkshamer Supreme, and WILL judge you for any weird shit you’re into.
bucky is skill-wise good with women but iffier with men, and vacillates WILDLY between "ridiculously eager to please" and "appallingly selfish" in bed. it depends how much he likes the person he's fucking and how forceful they are about bossing him around. paulina gets that good dick because she bosses him around. lil did not and that’s why she bailed for dye. bucky’s ability to fuck is directly correlated to the kink synchronicity—kinkchronicity, if you will—with his partner.
chick is also selfish in bed. not good.
croz is... fine. he's fine. he's cute if you like his vibe but his stroke game is not winning him any prizes. he gets some extra points for going down but i do not think he's GOOD at eating pussy so it's more of an A-for-effort kind of thing. most of the other guys with wives—blakely, douglass, brady, etc—are in this category. they’re fine. no three-pump-chumps but no standouts.
jack is one of those “beware the quiet ones” kinda dudes. he’s probably the best combo date-and-fuck because he’s very polite and interested in the conversation and then ALL that detail-oriented tight [ha] focus comes out FULL FORCE in the bedroom. his partner’s coming at least twice before he gets his and more if he can help it.
and i know saying curt is good in bed sounds like me playing favorites but curt is my favorite BECAUSE he has so much BDE to me. [see also: all my other short[er] top faves. i know it when i see it.] he is older than basically everyone except the brass and had his Slut Era in pre-war NYC before he enlisted, so he is settled in himself, he knows what he likes, he has PLENTY of experience, and he is game to try absolutely anything once. the caveat is he is gayer than gale and has zero interest in women whatsoever. so if you’ve got a dick you’re golden! otherwise, jack’s the best bet.
bonus: precious perfect babyangel kenny has never heard of sex and everyone in the 100th is DEDICATED to keeping it that way. all his attempts to remind them that he has a wife fall on deaf ears.
While I make Chick very good in bed, I do not disagree with Meyer's take on him OR Jack. Jack fucks like you would not believe. I still want to write a story where he finds out what Chick thinks is satisfactory sex (Chick gets his and yeah, he gets Jack off, but it's not, like, GREAT), and Jack is like, "Are you fucking serious right now."
Kenny having to remind everyone he is married and IS VERY AWARE of sex is so fucking funny. I love it. "Y'all keep fuckin' in my sheds, and you think I don't know it."
Rosie learning and getting that dick game on point is very correct.
I mean, it's all very correct, but my favorite parts.
Have you gone to your native country’s capital city? (At least one of them if your country has multiple)
Have you gone to your native country’s capital city? (At least one of them if your country has multiple)
Yes
No
Me, fucking around on Youtube shorts: Doot doot minding my business
Youtube shorts: Here's a raccoon biologist we've never shown you before!
Me: ...Is that...@raccoonmilf?????
it was
your dick is 8 inches long?
No. Eight inches wide. My dick is two hours long.
FRANK LANGDON in THE PITT 2.05