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[what-even-is-thiss]

I feel like I’ve been seeing people assuming that every stupid take must be made by an American more often lately. To the point where I see people assuming I must not be American specifically because I’m informed about something?

Like I fully get criticizing American attitudes about certain things but there are dumbasses everywhere you know.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Like for example people assuming that I’m not American because I like roundabouts? And because I’m informed about safe road design? I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you needed to be from a specific place to care about reducing car accidents.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Anyways I’m just bitching after I just woke up about something that doesn’t matter. I’m gonna go have a coffee.

[scienceoftheidiot]

Liking roundabouts is specifically a french urban area administrator's characteristics, and no one else's, so congratulations on being assigned your new identity.

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[what-even-is-thiss]

No please I was thinking about Carmel, Indiana USA when I was talking about roundabouts don’t take me to the baguette hexagon

[thrice-the-nobling]

isn't france a pentagon?

[what-even-is-thiss]

[disc80s]

pasta art

[mikkeneko]

That is. Not the caption I was expecting

[lasernahrwal]

PSA

This is not fabric

This is pasta

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

I was wondering why the fabric was in a pasta roller

I did not consider it was pasta

[howard-ly]

Animal Control 2.04 // 4.12

[cruelbrainchronicles]

That. Was. Rude.

That was pretty fucking rude.

[amorphousbl0b]

The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Spairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god — either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography — preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.

Some icons are reproduced below:

An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.

A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.

[cruelbrainchronicles]

i don't know how to feel about this.

[selftrepanning]

[fluff-e-boy]

Ok my brothers math teacher has pissed me off so bad that I’m writing an email. Do you know how seethingly mad I have to be to write an email.

[fluff-e-boy]

literally consumed by the white-hot rage of a dying star atm.

[fluff-e-boy]

IS IT CRACK? IS IT CRACK YOU ARE SMOKING SIR? CHATGPT IN A MATH CLASS? THE LANGUAGE MODEL? IN A MATH CLASS?

[lynati]

GET HIS ASS.

[gayvampyr]

stop that’s so funny

[me-is-confused]

What in the allo and borderline arophobic bullshit is this take of "no amount of self love can make you feel better than the love you get from a romantic partner"??

Huh?? What do you mean?

[huffylemon]

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

[firefox-official]

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

[firefox-official]

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

[firefox-official]

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

[the-last-teabender]

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

[vampirebriar]

[universejunction]

I'm so glad to see @firefox-official can be trusted, thanks to those important blue internet checkmarks

[alfredo-zauce]

[katesattic]

I feel like I’m blocking spam followers left and right these days.

[robotslenderman]

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[tributary]

teetotailer

[judygemstone]

first incidence of good writing advice i've seen in 10+ years on this platform and it's in the notes of a mustelid wreaking absolute havoc in a german grocery store

[mammalidentifier]

European pine marten (Martes martes)

[buffysummers]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003)

[stars-bean]

Crowley, King of Sarcasm 😎😈👑😏