Locally Certified Soup Guy

Destry | Adult | They/Any

[marshmallowmischief]

FAQ

(Commissions/Requests Closed!)

NAVIGATION

@marshmallowacademia​

@marshmallowpop

@marshmallowmarvels

What should I call you?

Destry

How old are you?

20 something

What are your pronouns?

They/Any

What is your blog for?

This is my main which has mostly devolved into random nonsense, but some might remember it as exclusively Sanders Sides content. Now it’s all memes.

Will you do a face reveal? Do you have other social media?

I’m choosing not to share those anymore. I don’t care if people dig around and find them, but I don’t want to outright advertise those accounts.

What is your gender, exactly? 

*Definitely Not Cis*

What’s your orientation?

I’m queer.

Do you make art, edits, or write for any fandom?

I’ve written *fanfic for the TS fandom* and might write again for a different fandom someday.

Do you have a taglist?

I’ve discontinued the taglist.

Do you ship anything?

Sure, but don’t bring any discourse near me, I am too old to keep up with that kinda thing.

Can I vent to you?

I’m no longer accepting vent messages. If you already have me on discord, then feel free to hit me up anytime <3

Can I DM you?

No thanks <3 Asks are very welcome, though!

I have a fanfic idea! Will you write it please?

My commissions and requests are closed.

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

i'm having a bad day. someone is going to die today (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) and it's not going to be me. (gets scared someone will report me to the police) people around the world die of natural causes every day. (remembers i want people to think i'm smart) and i know who it's going to be (remembers i want to retain an air of mystery) but i'm not telling.

[kirbykonka]

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

[drmace]

Just a meme redraw x)

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[mesmes99]

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

[emwheezie]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife

[prideofyunmeng]

[pokkin]

Had a dream that markiplier was struck by lightning and imbued with electrical abilities. People were encouraging him to use his powers for good but he just went back to playing videogames. All the videos were about three minutes long because as soon as he got jumpscared there'd be a brilliant blue flash and he'd fry his computer.

[pokkin]

Artist recreation

[mobydyke]

part of the universe's inherent cruelty that all the parts of being a grownup that you idolized as a kid are both the best and worst parts of adulthood

[mobydyke]

[mobydyke]

[mobydyke]

balance in all things etc etc but this is mostly to say that whenever ur feeling rly down about how hard growing up and having responsibilities is, it's worth trying to remember that your 6 year old self would be so excited about this. you gotta let that optimistic little motherfucker have a voice in your head, even if that voice mostly tells you to buy gushers when you're in the middle of grocery shopping

[tainaronian]

my bacteria….

[lilapetrichorwinteryrogue]

why would you do this to me

[rionsanura]

don't worry, they do this to him also

[anchovy]

[stitchposts]

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[lilapetrichorwinteryrogue]

why would you do this to me

[rionsanura]

don't worry, they do this to him also

[weird-goodbyes]

[redstonedust]

slop is such a fun word. i walked past my aunt watching one of those generic hallmark christmas movies and thought to myself "hm tis the season for jollyslop." meaningless yet surprisingly evocative.

[lainpsx]

[earhartsease]

[pavlover-boy]