PROMPTS FROM DIE HARD
* assorted dialogue from the 1988 christmas movie, adjust as necessary
does it sound like i'm ordering a pizza?
come out to the coast. we'll get together, have a few laughs.
i've got a hundred people down here.
who gives a shit about glass?
i am in charge of this situation.
oh, you're in charge? well i've got some bad news for you. from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
you listen to me, you little asshole...
now you listen to me, jerk-off.
if you're not a part of the solution, you're a part of the problem.
yeah, i'm still here. unless you wanna open the front door for me.
you know my name, but who are you?
do you really think you have a chance against us?
yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
now i have a machine gun.
welcome to the party, pal!
you'd have made a pretty good cowboy yourself.
what was it you said to me before?
i thought i told all of you i want radio silence.
i'm very sorry [name]. i didn't get that message.
you are most troublesome.
whoa, these are very bad for you.
god. that man looks really pissed.
so that's what this is about? a fucking robbery?
now i know what a tv dinner feels like.
who's driving this car, stevie wonder?
after all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
i am an exceptional thief.
you motherfucker, i'm gonna kill you!
i have someone who wants to talk to you.
they're giving me a few minutes to try and talk some sense into you.
i know you think you're doing your job, and i can appreciate that, but you're just dragging this thing out.
i told them we were old friends.
you shouldn't be doing this.
they know people are listening.
shut up! just shut your mouth!
go fuck yourself, [name].
i'm going to count to three.
what do you think, i'm fucking stupid?
what idiot put you in charge?
i don't enjoy being this close to you.
can't you see what's happening? can't you read between the lines?
you couldn't drag me away.
the way you drive, i can see why.
i hope that's not a hostage.
i'm going to count to three. there will not be a four.
what the fuck are you doing?
how the fuck did you get into this shit?
i hope i'm not interrupting anything.
you're amazing. you've figured this all out already.
hey, business is business.
you use a gun, i use a fountain pen.
he could be a fucking bartender for all we know.
what about the body that fell out the window?
why the fuck didn't you stop them?
oh god, please don't let me die.
i'm on your side, you assholes!
i wanted this to be professional, efficient, adult, cooperative... not a lot to ask.
you don't like flying, do you?
you didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
we are both professionals.
i know the type. i think he's got his eye on you.
we may have some problems.
i need backup assistance!
no one is coming to help you.
