#fatass-adam

[dreamerlucifer]

*Another phone call*

"Yeah, I'm looking for a Mr. Hunt? Mr. Mike Hunt??"

*Gross giggling again before they hang up*

Really, @fatass-adam?? At LEAST change your voice when trying to be stealthy 9_9;;;;

I mean, really....

[hells-sirenqueen]

"Is that a wild animal I hear out there?"

She pauses for a moment to listen carefully.

Her shoulders slowly start to slump.

"Oh..it's just Adam complaining. My bad..and here I was hoping to make a friend."

[cruelroot]

SPIDERMAN POINTING MEME / @fatass-adam

[unhinged-greed-a]

"Five bucks just to ask a fuckin question? LAME!" Adam snarked at the larger being. "Not that I don't have it of course, and this'll be worth every cent anyway. I just wanna know...how the FUCK are you somehow more massive than I am?? I thought everyone in Hell was a shitty little twink!"

I said I'd throw him in here

"Not sure if ya just fat shamed or praised me bu' I'm happy to build this way! To stand out! Unlike most of the hellborns! Like can you look more identical! Bet most imps are inbred anyways!" Mammon just shrug at that. Legit most imps, succubis and hellhounds looked a like. Not in a good way.

"What can I say! I'm a foodie. Who even wants to be build like a fucking twig anyways? Aren't angels the same tho. Barely ever met any winged rat who had any meat on their bones" Mammon eyes out Adam for a moment.

"So wha' brings the Gods errand boy down in the pits of hell? Thought the extermination wasn't gonna be in few more weeks"

[hells-greatestdad]

"Takes one to know one, eh?"

@fatass-adam

[a-hazbin-spider]

Squinting.

Writes in notes: Sex Totoro .