My whole world ♡

[dailypotter]

[british-winchester]

Michał Szpak, eurovision’s meme of Tumblr. Love this.

[humodevapor-deactivated20220221]

Poland be like

from zero to hero 

[brainlessdodo]

Hey Michal, tell me the biggest joke

[geraltcavills]

tumblr: hahaha poland doesn’t have any points

poland: *3rd place in audience voting*

poland: *8th place on ESC*

michał szpak: fuck yeah

[raggedy-spaceman]

POLAND HAD 7 POINTS

AND GAINED 222

HOW

[cruelstranger]

Europe: EUROVISION!

Africa:

America:

Asia:

Australia: EUROVISION!

[dizcoveringlife-deactivated2020]

I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE

[cuddlylightwood-deactivated2016]

Poland: gets no points from jury

Poland: voted as the third  by the audience

Jury: we are not POLITICAL 

[call-me-nephthys]

Remember when Poland needed Jesus in 2014?

Well they sent him back this year!

[lunariens]

So far, tumblr has compared Michał Szpak, the polish Eurovision contestant to: -jesus -sirius black -captain hook -a vampire -jack sparrow -hozier -conchita with a perm -rasputin -louis xiv -mozart -vlad the impaler -all of the beatles at once -poland’s emo phase -gay vampire Jesus meets captain hook -Charles II -johnny depp -an overly powerful anime villain -a cosplayer -Jesus’ goth phase -the sad snapchat filter -a panic! at the disco costume -vampire Jesus discount Hozier -a hippie -a vegan -aramis from the three musketeers -michael jackson -a disney prince -the Rapunzel we didn’t ask for but we needed -a circus director -Cheryl Cole

[cruelstranger]

poland 2014: boobs, making butter on stage, more boobs, probably need to find jesus

poland 2016: literally found jesus

[cruelstranger]

justin timberlake: knock knock. it's the united states. open the eurovision. stop having it be closed

[handsomedogs]

[greatwilde]

[puppy-a-day]

I’m content

[cruelstranger]

- Czy wyglądam na zabawkę?

- Nie

- To czemu bawisz się moimi uczuciami?