That's the way the cookies crumble!

We're here to give headcannons/imagines and other misc. writing a shot because this fandom sure is lacking in its writing blogs. [Requests are Open No more!] Mods; Pancake (he/they) & Walnut (she/her)

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Rules!

Hey! Requests are closed for now! Sorry about that!

Safe for work (SFW) requests only! NSFW will get deleted

No incest (cannonical family relationships) ship headcannons or writing requests

No ship requests for babies (as listed on The Baby Cookie List)

We're only acepting Cookie Run Ovenbreak cookies, those that appeared as an NPC or as a PC

No aged up requests, writing or art wise

"+" means platonic, "x or /" mean romantic, please specify the kind of relationship you want if it's not those

Any ships are accepted if it doesn't violate anything above

Art requests need to be specified otherwise it will be written

We aren't accepting requests with physical self-harm involved

The Baby Cookie List is in the tag #baby cookie list, and will be updated for all valid games

We accept OC requests, but need to be able to find a reference to use

Our writing tags are “Pancake off the handles” and “Walnut case files” if you need/want them blocked!

Our discord is here! ( https://discord.gg/C2ezy3QqbR )

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Oh wow, it's me, rarely seen and newly alive Mod Walnut of hit blog Crumbling Cookie Imagines, who has just started playing Cookie Run again after 4 years. I wonder what could be awaiting me in the in-

ah. that's why Pancake closed requests, I see.

I suppose I should do some upkeeping before I worry about writing, huh...

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tk and de hc plz

Dark Enchantress has little patience for Time Keeper's riddles, but Time Keeper just sees it as motivation to speak in even more confusing phrases

Bonding over a shared love of chaos, but little else

Dark Enchantress has tried to recruit Time Keeper; sometimes they play along, other times they don't

Time Keeper has a habit at arriving at all the worst times for Dark Enchantress

Dark Enchantress is concerned (much like with Mellenial) about Time Keeper's powers, so she does her best to remain friendly with the other

Dark Enchantress has, of course, been on the receiving end many times of Time Keeper's rants of "Why does it matter? Why do I have to follow the rules? I can fix it, not that I have to."

Otherwise, many of Time Keeper's visits are to the tune of "I know something you don't know!" much to Dark Enchantress' chagrin

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Can we have some Licorice + Onion headcanons?

Reluctant older brother figure, go!

He'll pretend he doesn't care that much about her, or pretend he's completely indifferent about her existence, but always ALWAYS checks for ghosts and monsters whenever asked (which is very frequent)

Onion clings onto his robes and follows him around Everywhere, whenever she can

Licorice always does his best to keep her from crying; there is little he won't bend over backwards to do

Half the time Onion plays with his Licorice Servants, summoned especially to keep her company

Has tried to teach her chess to no avail

Onion has gotten him to play dolls with her, but always gets upset whenever he starts an evil monolouge ("No, they're princesses going to princess school and being best friends and defeating the evil puppy with friendship! There's no hate, they're all best friends!")

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hiii sorry if this is structured wrong and ik this is … such a rarepair but could u maybe do some roguefort x milk stuff? i don’t mind if it’s hcs or a short story i’m okay w either i just want roguefort to get the love they deserve so either option is okay w me :) ! sorry again if i made a mistake in the rq ^^;; thank u!

Whenever Milk asks where a gift comes from, Rougefort makes up some elaborate story; Milk tends to enjoy the story and time spent together than the gift itself

Genuinely freaks out the first (and last) time Rougefort gives him a black sugar crystal as a gift, and fretted over them for an hour ("Where did you find this? Why do you have this? Are you okay? Do you feel well? Sit down, sit down, please- you don't feel unwell or dizzy, do you?")

Rougefort frequently jokes about having stolen Milk's heart at one point or another; has yet to actually steal anything from Milk, somehow he just always knows

They cannot take a compliment from Milk, this does not stop him

Rougefort calls Milk "my gem" and other similar pet names

Milk tends to call Rougefort "my life" and "my sweetness"

If Rougefort is ever in the way, Milk just literally picks them up and holds them before returning them to their spot once he's done grabbing/doing whatever it was he had to do

Milk is the type of guy to pick up and spin Rougefort when they haven't seen one another for a while

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snow sugar hcs :0?

Abandonment issues

Accidentally trips and gets stuck in snowbanks a lot

Snow King is basically their stressed-out dad, and is the one to pull them from snowbanks and get them out of trouble often

Pretty clumsy in general but trying their best

Hardly ever feels cold themself, but to any other cookie they feel like ice

Is the kind to collect squishmallows and cries when they find one on the floor

Very sensitive and easy to make cry

Extreme allergies come spring

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when you get a chance, maybe dating timekeeper hcs? Thanks in advance ^^

Odd. Dating her is odd, to say the least

They’ll do things that make no sense to you, and hardly elaborate as she functions under the assumption you understand and know the same amount of things she does

“Babe, why is there a pot in the bathtub?” “Leave it.” turns out there’s a leak somewhere and it’s filled with water the next day

She loves spontaneous plans, and will pause time just to make sure she can drag you out on a date at random

Sometimes they’ll talk to you about things that have yet to happen, or talk to you about plans of things and dates that have already happened

Will bend time to make time for you in the drop of the hat, and frequently happens without you even needing to ask her: She sees you need more time, or need a break, or want to do something, she’ll make the timeline bend to adhere to your wishes and needs

Honestly not that big a fan of physical touch, but will give a rare hug and forehead kiss

Spoils you with expensive gifts

If you imply you might like something, they’ll get it for you, no special occasion needed

Talks about yous from other timelines to you, but assures you that you’re the best one to be in a relationship with

“Of course, you are the better one to date” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “In another timeline you threw a vase at me when we met :)” “Ah.”

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Are you all okay?

Yes! Thank you for checking in; 2022 has been a ride, and I won’t get into the specifics on behalf of Mod Walnut unless she wants to make an addition herself. Currently it’s final seasons in my 3rd year of uni but it’s nearly winter break!

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hey are your requests open?

At the moment, no! Thank you very much for asking though

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Matcha cookie and dark enchantress cookie family head cannons?

They bash horns like rams in a fight whenever they get into a disagreement

Matcha tends to just follow Dark Enchantress around

Matcha is often mistaken for the older one of the two

When they were younger, they used to use their staffs and pretend to sword fight, and Matcha still tries to play the game

Dark Enchantress is usually the forced captive audience to whatever has piqued Matcha’s interest

Dark Enchantress holds grudges like it’s nobody’s business while Matcha doesn’t, often leading to Dark Enchantress to hold grudges “on Matcha’s behalf”

While Matcha refuses to take payment, Dark Enchantress does not and goes out of her way to collect what Matcha refuses

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Bellflower hcs?

Has a horrible sense of direction, so her getting lost isn’t just due to being bad at reading maps

Actually really strong due to carrying around her satchel, does not realize it

Will just eat wild berries she finds that she believes to be edible

Gets genuinely distressed at the prospect of hurting others, even on accident

Deals with dysgraphia

You know how some people just have everything anyone would ever need in their purse/pockets? So does she

Often ends up with foliage in her hair and has to spend her breaks slowly taking it out

Will absolutely collect invasive species to either eat/use or just to burn

Names every snail she comes across

Also every butterfly

Scared of moths though, will start crying

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Can I get licorice/purple yam headcannons?

They both bully Dark Choco together, for better or for worse

Licorice is always adamant about Purple Yam actually taking care of himself and nearly screamed when he learnt that Purple Yam uses 3-in-1

Purple Yam has let Licorice win a challenge exactly once and never again, this does not stop Licorice from trying to challenge Purple Yam though to win again

When Licorice first started dating Purple Yam, totally was expecting Purple Yam to be a bit dismissive, was very surprised when Purple Yam ended up bringing flowers around every anniversary (including their 3 week one)

Purple Yam gives Licorice a lot of gifts and snacks, and it took Licorice a while to realize that it was how he was trying to show affection without needing to say/interrupt anything

Licorice has never been one to do the actual fighting, however will cheer on Purple Yam from the sidelines

“Do I even weigh anything to you?” “It’s like holding a couple of grapes” dynamic

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When will the ask blog be open again? Asking for a future request

When we get back down to 100 asks! Currently we’re still well over 400 with exams coming in 3 weeks (for me at least)

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Yandere Dark choco cookie x reader please?

The askbox is closed!

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Hello! If the ask box is open, would you be able to do a small thing with timekeeper just kinda seeing the chess twins and being like "I'm adopting you now"?

The ask box is not currently open! Please read the rules/pinned post

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May I ask for a yandere sorbet shark x reader

Considering Kingdom (i.e. their voice and more look into the character of Sorbet Shark), despite the artists saying that this cookie’s age is up for interpretation, we’re no longer comfortable doing such requests! While the requests put in prior will still be answered (in a more platonic fashion), moving forward Sorbet will be considered a baby cookie on this blog! So platonic requests are fine, romantic is not

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Could you please make an Earl Grey Cookie x Reader fluff?

It was early, still pitch black outside when you awoke due to Earl Grey getting out of bed. With a groan, you turned in your bed to look up at Earl Grey.

“Sorry, did I wake you?” He hummed, cupping your cheek. “You can go back to bed.”

“Why are you up so early? I thought you took the day off.”

Earl Grey gave you a small smile. “Just go back to bed love, I have some things I need to sort.”

With a hum, you wrapped yourself in the blankets as Earl Grey left the bedroom and tried to fall asleep albeit in vain. So give or take a few more minutes, you rolled out of bed and set out to find where he wandered off to. He was in the kitchen, just putting the kettle on the stove. It was early enough that only the stove light was on and outside was bathed in a dark blue hue.

"Hi." You mumble, hugging him from behind.

"Good morning, my love. Are you alright?"

"I can't go back to bed."

Earl Grey hummed at that, leaning back into your embrace. "Can't?"

You nodded. "Why do you always insist on getting up so early?"

"It lets me work with more of the day," Earl Grey chuckled. "After all, we all know how important today is."

"We do?"

Earl Grey could not hold back his laugh at that, turning around to look at you with a grin. "I do."

"I don't." You grumbled, staring at him.

Earl Grey only laughed harder at that, trying to apologize through it. It didn’t exactly work though and you pouted. 

"So I've noticed." Earl Grey sighed with a smile, laughter finally calming down.

“Tell me!”

“Later, sweetheart.”

“Why?”

Earl Grey chuckled, shaking his head. That was the end of that conversation it seemed. He continued to work through his morning routine with you basically attached to his hip, easily preparing a cup of tea for you as well. It was a bit sweeter than regular, but you brushed it off, just happy to have something warm in your hands after you sat down at the table across from Earl Grey. The silence that hung over the two of you wasn’t uncomfortable, not at all, it’s just that it felt like something was at the back of your head that you weren’t quite remembering about today.

“I’m looking at the calendar.” You announce, not caring too much at the amused smile on Earl Grey’s face.

Pushing your chair back with a screech from the wood and yourself up standing, you easily manoeuvred around the dimly lit kitchen until you found the whiteboard that housed the hand-drawn calendar you recalled Earl Grey using a ruler to get the straight lines after he dropped the whiteboard marker a couple of times during the correction of your own uneven lines.

“It’s my birthday.”

“It is.” Earl Grey agreed calmly, as you whipped around to look at him.

“It’s my birthday.”

“Happy birthday, love.”

“Why’d you get up early on my birthday?”

“I wanted to get ready earlier so I could make you breakfast in bed, but it seems as though you got up with me.”

You walked back over to the chair and sat down, nodding. “We could make breakfast together?”

“Is that what you’d enjoy?”

“...Yeah.”

“Then it’ll be.”