[crumpetsandcrackers]

Just an FYI

I ain’t dead yo. 

I;ve been kinda lazy and now I just started this new job (It’s fucking shit. I’m talking I made 6 quid on a full days work today shit.Commision suck yo.)

Main thing here is I’ll be back just gotta learn to manage the time. I didn’t get back into town off the train till like 8pm today. I have to get the train to the city at 8am. Yeah. Yay work. 

[crumpetsandcrackers]

This blog was such a massive fucking troll when it was originally made. 

Like obnoxiously so.

I kinda miss that not gonna lie

[crumpetsandcrackers]

Guys I’ve fallen like 5+ years deep into my tag and I’m experiencing serious nostalgia. and I miss all the people. This is bad rabbit hole ahah.

[fangedfirecracker]

                     The dark will turn into the sunlight                         Don’t you know it always does?

                                                             est 08.2012                                                         jubilationlee.com                                                          art by redemsi

[crumpetsandcrackers]

I’m off training but when I return I’ll work on replies.

In the mean time like this for a starter.

[crumpetsandcrackers]

I’m off training but when I return I’ll work on replies.

In the mean time like this for a starter.

[astriaxporta-deactivated2020072]

[bodhilukes]

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it

[heroheart]

supergirl sentence meme: episode 1-3

you may know his story.

i’m not afraid. 

you will do extraordinary things.

you’re safe here. 

earth didn’t need another hero.

there were no witnesses except for this homeless guy who swears the perp had horns!

there’s no such thing as aliens.

you might feel differently if you read this website…

i have a date.

what’s going to happen to them? to their families?

you want to save the paper? go find me a hero.

what’s she gonna do? fire me right after hiring me?

but first, you have to tell me who you are.

i feel like i’m not living up to my potential.

you always wanted to be normal, right?

when in doubt, go with blue. it is your colour.

you try saving a plane for the first time! see if you don’t make a mess!

are you okay? me? am i okay? are you okay?!

were you scared? i mean, i was scared too, but you– you had to be terrified!

i need a drink.

what were you thinking?! you exposed yourself!

saving people is what they’re born to do.

there’s something about me that for most of my life, i’ve run from it. but last night, i embraced who i am and i don’t want to stop.

oh my god, you’re a lesbian.

i’m not gay!

why aren’t they dead?

can’t promise her death won’t be public. and messy.

human casualties are irrelevant.

where’s my cape?

capes are lame.

we realised we weren’t alone in the universe and we might soon be getting more immigrants.

they’re planning something. we’re just not sure what it is yet.

they were trying to kill you.

you couldn’t even stop us from capturing you.

you wanna help? go back to getting someone’s coffee.

i know you don’t want to hear this, but she’s dangerous.

i’m sorry, darling. i just can’t hear you over the loud colour of your cheap pants.

i’m a girl. and powerful, and rich, and hot, and smart.

i don’t need you or anyone else fighting my battles for me.

how many innocent people are going to die until you prove that you are not a coward.

killing you will have to do.

you’re gonna be okay.

i’ve never felt pain like that before.

you were right. the world doesn’t need me.

how could i compete with you?

your family believes in you.

there is no correct path in life. you will lose your way many times.

be wise, be strong, and always be true to yourself.

i told you, i don’t trust aliens.

people of this city will die because of something i did.

i don’t wanna die.

that’s what makes a hero.

don’t you have a city to protect?

find her and kill her.

no one can be allowed to stand against us.

is that the fastest you can go?

i see you share your cousin’s appetite for wanton destruction.

believe it or not, he’s just looking out for you.

growing up, i always thought you were such a bad liar.

even you have your limits.

there was an implicit promise that she would be, at a minimum, above average.

i just started to think about this kitten video i saw online earlier. it’s so funny what they make those cats do.

get your head out of the clouds and back behind the desk where it belongs.

that was a really good pep talk. excellent use of pep.

we hunt aliens.

shouldn’t you be sleeping?

he has many fine qualities. sadly, cooking is not among them.

i want to help people just like you some day.

not only do they have the element of surprise, but they’ve also had time to master their abilities.

you’re relying on your strength without technique.

when you’re facing a superior opponent, you need to use their strength against them.

any woman worth her salt knows that we have to work twice as hard as a man to be thought of as half as good.

every step of the way, i had to fight, to work hard, to get better, to come out ahead.

i don’t wanna be a part of whatever you’re planning.

i got some mad sewing skills.

who names their snake fluffy?!

people are really starting to believe in her!

god, what, did you order more pizza? you’re a beast.

i’m not a scared little girl anymore.

you’re out there, fighting, risking your life, and i still trust you.

i have a policy against using my friends for business reasons.

i have a policy against losing.

i’ve been waiting quite some time to get one of you alive.

growing up, i was taught that to accept help from people is not a shame, it’s an honour.

he’s so used to going it alone, he doesn’t know any other way.

part of being your own man is knowing when to accept help.

i was scared, but i’m not anymore.

i’m here to save you all.

do not stand against me.

every species has a will to survive.

show me how to fight. train me to be as good as you.

you never let that loss diminish your light.

this is not a job i take lightly.

how can you eat sticky buns for breakfast every day and stay so thin?

i think i fell asleep. yesterday was a pretty long day.

she– she tricked me. she’s like a villain!

it’s a big day for journalism.

it’s like riding a bike or severe childhood trauma. you never really lose it.

it’s going to make that caitlyn jenner vanity fair look like a penny saver pullout.

the story’s spreading like wildfire across social media.

everybody wonders who they are at some point in their lives. you’re gonna figure it out.

it’s okay. i’ve got you. i’ve got you.

i want him to know what it feels like to lose everything.

so what are you saying? we just sit back and do nothing?

you don’t hear that loud, high pitched, incessant humming coming from the vents that’s making it impossible for me to think straight, let alone string together one coherent sentence?

i am very proud of the fact that my many years of being here, i have never thrown a phone at anyone. i would very much like to keep that record intact.

if i call for help now, i’m done. we’re done.

if i’m going to be defined, it’s going to be by my victories and my losses.

it’s gonna be alright. you don’t need to hurt anyone.

compared to me, that guy’s a dope.

the writing is beautiful. lyrical. the kind of story they make you read in journalism school.

she embodies the worst traits of her generation: the earnestness without purpose and the unshakable belief that she has a right to be heard, even when she has nothing to say.

that’s why i’m gonna go talk to him, the way i’d want someone to talk to me.

i’ll punch him real hard until he falls down. that always seems to work.

i’m not here to fight you.

i know what you’ve lost, too.

it feels like you don’t believe in me.

i’m sorry that you’re mad at me, but i’m not sorry you’re still alive.

your story is just starting.

look at you, all dressed up in your big boy suit.

girl knows power when she sees it.

you’re very sexy, but as i recall, you’re big on promises and not much else.

nothing says powerful more than leaving your own party early.

saving the world means saving everybody.

i was scared that i was going to lose you.

what’s so bad about falling?

don’t do anything stupid.

i’m sorry for what happened to you. but you are going to jail.

you wanna see him hurt? killing me would do that.

you could’ve been killed!

if that potsticker is not in my mouth in two seconds, i will melt your face.

deep beneath that seething disdain, she respects you.

you should be proud of yourself.

do not watch homeland until i get back.

[crumpetsandcrackers]

“”What you after?”

[singfromthehair-deactivated2019]

[lettherebemonsters]

Long Live the King (Open Thread)

[crumpetsandcrackers]

survival-cfthe-fittest:

Ugh. Yet another child that preferred to use disgusting terms rather than bow to him in the respect he deserved. Sometimes he wondered why he even bothered to come out to the open if there was this kind of behavior even among the mutant youths of this day and age….but he had more pressing concerns than that top contend with.

Such as the Terrigenesis……and how he was planning on using it to his advantage.

“ Hold your tongue, child. Unless you want to live the rest of your life a mute…”

Well, it was nice to see that he didn’t shy away from being the arrogant prick all rumours suggested him to be. Granted they also suggested and all kinds of documentation proved he could back it up. 

“That sounds awkward. Both options actually.” It was like his mouth had reacted without his brains consent. The second the words had started to leave his mouth he’d began to regret it. 

Every muscle in the mutants body is tensing, ready to bail and get help. If he can not die before he gets an opening. 

“Anyway. Sorry I stumbled on your little- whatever this is. Erm... Don’t suppose you’re just playing Pokemon? I hear they just updated it.” Why? That was the only thing going through his mind. Why? All the shit you could say to try and distract him and he went with Pokemon. 

Shit.

[crumpetsandcrackers]

supernaturalguardian:

“I think you need to go to the hospital. You’re bleeding.”

“Mate, trust me, it’s fine. I’m fine. I’ve done worse.”

“Also I ain’t got insurance anyway.”

[crumpetsandcrackers]

deathitsclf:

“I don’t banter. I find it unnecessary.”  And distracting. They had a job to do. Banter split her focus. She lifted an eyebrow, “Many people. Do you know Wolverine?” She asked, planting one hand on her hip. 

“O-kay then. That’s good to know.” This wasn’t going to be a fun night, was it? “Yeah, I believe we met. I did live at the school after all. Alright bloke. Not nearly as charming as you.” His response was seeped in sarcasm. “So, what’s the plan boss.”

[agonyendured-blog]

crumpetsandcrackers liked your post “small starter call for later.”

“Listen here, you little shit. I’m not interested in anything you have to say.”

[crumpetsandcrackers]

The reaction is almost joyous, like the young mutant wants the kid to carry on. Every fibre of Finn wants to punch Jackson but it is probably past his bedtime. “Look at fucking junior here! RIght, it’s precious that you think you can chat shit or have any input in adult conversation at all,, and maybe once you’ve done puberty, sure. Till then though, know your role, you arrogant little cunt.”

[crumpetsandcrackers]

Right so I’m bored and not got much to do which means starter call.

You know the drill. Like and what not.

[crumpetsandcrackers]

“Th-That’s not possible.”