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[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

[thestarsarehaunted]

It has honestly never occurred to me that this warning was about cars and not construction equipment

[tarmalade]

A family that roasts together stays together

[serenadidntdeservetogetintoyale]

[saintlukas]

this healed me

[babydreamgirl-deactivated201902]

Me as well

[purrsevere]

smooth

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[7ae-deactivated20140920]

[bananastagram]

i’m sorry but you’ve literally got the last four presidents telling you to vote for one candidate. what more could you possibly want than four dudes telling you that someone is such bad news that two of them are willing to go against their own political party to say so. like. HONESTLY.

[sabino-spots]

When even George W. says “nah man, that’s a bad idea” It’s probably a bad idea.

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

funny how hot dogs come in packs of six but hot dog buns come in packs of twelve and also the united states has more blood on its hands than any other country in the world just by refusing asylum to refugees 

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

ever notice how you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway and also the british nation remains proud of its legacy as the world’s most murderous empire in all of recorded history and refuses to acknowledge its massacres

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

isn’t it pretty interesting how a ship carries cargo but a car carries shipments! it’s also funny how the western nations will teach in history class all about how the west brutally exploited Africa and the Middle East but continue to invade those same regions in the modern age “for their own good”, which is the same thing they said during the colonial era

[kaemakis-deactivated20161203]

reblog if you are BISEXUAL, SUPPORT BISEXUAL PEOPLE, or REALLY HATE DONALD TRUMP

[pammiejr]

[bloodbending]

i love that hillary calls trump “donald” bc it reminds everyone that he’s held no political position and has no experience, plus it diminishes all the power of the brand name “trump” and instead reminds us of a stuttering idiot duck-looking motherfucker who doesn’t ever know what he’s talking about

[citymod]

miss reba got kylie SHOOK

[plasticroyal]

true but does she have a top lip

[citymod]

dismantling kylie’s entire makeup line with only one lip? QUEEN!

[cakeandsodomy22]

and then stay angry.

[themoonisfree]

and y'all wonder why they are rebelling

[dekutree]

i hope dude in the middle gets shot in the fucking head

[illbegotdamn]

[cleophatrajones]

SPREAD THIS!!!!!

[lil-introv3rt]

LIKE WILD FIRE

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

WHO EVEN THE FUCK IS THIS NIGGA IN THE SWEATSHIRT!! THEYRE TURNING THIS INTO A FUN GAME ANY WHITES CAN GET INTO. FUCK YALL.

[401jawn-deactivated20170116]

THIS IS WHY ITS SO IMPORTANT TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT THESE ARENT RIOTS, THESE ARE REBELLIONS

[ingoiailtuorgoglio]

[lamaenthel]

shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her ‘micropig’ 

when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu

[chupicronian]

Actually that’s pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.

EDIT: This is a photo of the world’s smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. I’m sorry cartoons lied to you all.

This is the pot bellied pig, another famous “small” breed.

This is your average adult pig.

[catbountry]

Big ole’ pigs.

[louisville-redcoat]

Reblogging because I feel so misinformed about pigs right now. My life is a lie.

[elladobdelapupa]

[tyleroakley]

WARM MY HEART

[dashbeardconfessional]

I LOVE PEOPLE