Asexual Humor!

This blog is dedicated to shedding a little light on the real issues faced by people on the asexual spectrum, through humor! icon by @tarrot-patch

[thehumorousace]

Aspec Teens is a fun and friendly place for teenagers on the asexual and Aromantic spectrums! Full of positivity and memes, we hope you enjoy your stay! ^^Note: SFW!! only for 13-19 year olds, if not…

This is a server recommended to us via a follower. Here’s a link to many other discord servers tagged as asexual:

https://disboard.org/servers/tag/asexual

[thehumorousace]

All About Us Asexuality is defined by a lack of sexual desire towards any gender. Asexual people grow up in a world obsessed with love and

Here is a link for the Asexual Online Cook Book that includes a link to the form so you can add your own recipes!

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[fairymischief-deactivated202502]

Just so we're clear: telling asexuals that it's a normal thing to have sex within their relationships to please their partners, even when they have no desire to do anything remotely sexual (because again, they're ASEXUAL) is rape culture. It's trying to normalize the idea of non-consensual sex, no different than Christian men like Dennis Prager telling married Christian women to just go ahead and submit sexually to their husbands even when they're not in the mood, because it would mean so much to the person they love. (Let's just ignore the fact that if a person really loved their partner, they wouldn't be pressuring them into sexual acts they're unwilling to participate in.)

Sex that is not fully consensual, desired and enthusiastic on both sides is exploitative; it's one person using the other as an object. And it's an abomination.

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[teacupchimera]

went with a black appaloosa for ace! ft hellebore, 'amazing grey' poppies, hoya, and clematis :D

please reblog if you enjoy! <3

[birdofprey1234]

The way that exclusionists treat ace and aro people often reminds me of how the average person would treat me when I started being open as non-binary. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it a thousand times, we are not enemies. Our experiences do not oppose each other, they are intertwined. If you’re ace, if you’re aromantic, if you’re any variation thereupon; your home is here. You belong here, too. You are beautiful, and powerful; and you don’t have to explain yourself to anyone. You are a valued part of this community.

[spoopdeedoop]

i’m crying

[trials-of-a-spirit-worker]

Aces are family in the community. It’d be wise not to forget that.

[thehumorousace]

Hello, was wondering if I could use your drawing of that cute little ace sheep as my discord pfp, with credit of course! If not, that's fine too :)

Oh hello, Sure Thing friend😊👍

- Mod P

[scarlct-vvitch]

in honor of ace week id like to shoutout every asexual who first thought they were bi/pan because they looked at all the genders and felt no difference and zero is equal to zero so they said "huh. must be bisexual" and then shoved their sexuality back under the rug for 3-5 years

[scarlct-vvitch]

this is the entire ace experience in two sentences

[the-ipre]

[id: a screenshot of tags saying “#listen it’s still under the rug #my sexuality doesn’t seem like any of my business okay” /end id]

[bumblebeebats]

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

[bumblebeebats]

What i have learned from the tags of this post is that there is a whole community of gluten intolerant asexuals and we are all DESPERATELY horny for bread

[ovrgrwn]

Source

[smolmoss]

peeking over pride flag emotes!

[thehumorousace]

Hi! May I ask the name of that baking book? All of those cakes look delicious!

Of course 🥰

Have the Front and Back Page of the book:

I assume its Original Kaiser - Kreative Rezepte/Creative Recipes

It was included in a baking Form my Mom bought from Original Kaiser

If people are interested I can Upload all the other non Ace color palette cakes from the little booklet🥰

- Mod Bumble/Paula

[thehumorousace]

In case you dont find the booklet online, Here are the other cakes: Part 1

[thehumorousace]

Part 2:

[thehumorousace]

Part 3:

[thehumorousace]

Hi! May I ask the name of that baking book? All of those cakes look delicious!

Of course 🥰

Have the Front and Back Page of the book:

I assume its Original Kaiser - Kreative Rezepte/Creative Recipes

It was included in a baking Form my Mom bought from Original Kaiser

If people are interested I can Upload all the other non Ace color palette cakes from the little booklet🥰

- Mod Bumble/Paula

[thehumorousace]

Ace color palette cake recipes in German and Englisch Part 2

Some more ace cake recipes to try out at home that I found ☺️🤍💜🖤

[thehumorousace]

Aro Cake recipe in German and Englisch

And now Something the cake loving aros might enjoy ☺️ 🤍💚🖤

[thehumorousace]

Ace color palette cake recipes in German and Englisch

PS: Personally those would be better than the *other* type of quickie in my opinion, as a sex repulsed ace Id much rather eat cake

[hogsnout-deactivated20230817]

As you might be aware I have big feelings about all besnouted creatures, but recently something has been grating on me. Sometimes, when people draw a snout animal, they draw the snout as a nose with the mouth as a separate entity underneath. This is a stylistic choice I greatly dislike because a snout or trunk is, by definition

A COMBINATION OF THE NOSE AND UPPER-LIP.

You can see here that the snout is not a separate entity from the mouth in these mammals, but is a fleshy protuberance emanating from the upper jaw. 

You can see in this illustration how a more anatomically accurate snout position gives an anthropomorphic pig a degree of charm that an inaccurate snout position does not.

Snout positioning can make or break a character design for me.

[marcy-the-martian]