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" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

pre est. friends memes - @crunchiroll

“all’s fair in love && mario kart! i’m not about to roll over && just let you win!”

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💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫

" sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) "

" look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! "

" if you push me off rainbow road, i'll blue shell you to hell. "

" excuse you, sharknado is a classic! "

" ... and that's why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. "

" did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? "

" i love you, but you're being a shitbucket right now. "

" SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. "

" have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? "

[ txt ] iconic.

[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily

[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck

[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.

[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don't know how long our friendship will last.

[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don't know.

[ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo

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@crunchyrcll || x.

QUIETLY, song leaned back, licking her lips once as a playful grin formed on her face.   ❝ hm.  you’re cute.  might have to do that again. ❞

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“w-well, at least warn me next time! i wasn’t ready at all, && what if my breath had smelled bad or something?”

he really has his priorities straight.

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               ❝ if you asked, then i wouldn’t have to be mean.                                       so ask.❞                 she doesn’t feel bad for being mean.                  in fact, she should have just given                  him the death threat of suffocation                  via tits.

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“Is it too late to ask nicely, now?”

he chuckles, shoulders shrugging sheepishly, (though he still stays just out of arms’ reach until he’s certain it’s safe,) && lets his head fall to one side with an expression akin to a curious puppy.

[synthmama]

kilgravesjessica:

Four Word . Prompts

“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

“You need to go.”

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          ❝ good. it’s supposed to.             if you’re not gonna listen,             then why have ears ?? ❞                       no mercy !! tug tug tug !!              

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If she pulls any harder, he’s convinced she’s going to just pull his ears right off!

So, he flails out of her reach && manages to escape Chi’s cruel grip.

“You’re so mean. All I wanted was a comfy place to nap.”

Maybe she’ll fall for the guilt trip?

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💋 song likes kisses so /shrugs/

Kiss this nerd! - @ituncs

Oh. Well. He certainly wasn’t expecting that.

“Uh, I… Y-You… Hah, um, th-thanks?”

Sheepishly, Kura shoved his hands into his pockets && averted his gaze.

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           ❝ you’re impossible. ❞                        in punishment, she snags both of his ears & pulls.                        lucky for him, he was cute, or she’d kill him.

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“Ch-Chiii! That hurts!”

He whines, trying his best to look pitiful && cute, so perhaps she’ll have mercy.

[gallows-uncalibrated-deactivate]

Send 💋 to suddenly kiss my muse.

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                    cont || @crunchyrcll

          ❝ i’unno, maybe in your own room with actual pillows. ❞

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“But I have great pillows riiight here!”

&& there he goes, leaning back again and getting comfy, before beaming up at her.

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"Must you?"

Things Said To My Cat Sentence Starter - @leftbrcin

“Must I? Must you?”

He’s not sure what he did, but he’s going to keep doing it.

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❝ YOU didn’t know ??  this apartment is haunted. ❞  song, that’s not nice.

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“Y-You’re kidding, right? I’ve seen enough horror anime to know that haunted apartments are a bad, bad thing!”

He’s practically shaking in his boots. Nice work,

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"Ah, shit, you saw that?”

He chuckles, rubbing sheepishly at the back of his head as he hoists himself off the ground. Sure, it’s been a while since he last skateboarded, but that wipe out was both painful && embarrassing.

[ @archivesforyou​ ]

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“Urk! Did you hear that sound...? I-It sounded like a ghost!”

[ @ituncs​ ]

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“My boobs aren’t your pillow.” gentle sobbing tbh

Things Said To My Cat Sentence Starter - @nerdyroll

“But Chiii... I was up all night, && I’m exhausted. Where else am I even going to be able to sleep comfortably?”

[lil-corner-of-words]

Things Said To My Cat Sentence Starter

“You are an asshole, but I love you anyways.”

“What are you even doing?”

“What is your function dysfunction?”

“Stop backing your butt up on me!”

“Did you come over here just to bite me?”

“How would you like it if I bit you back?!”

“You are too heavy to lay on my thighs, you leave bruises.”

“It’s gonna get yo giblets!”

“Wh-Where the hell did you even get that?”

“…. Wasn’t that in my room?”

“Why are you such a butt?!”

“My chest is not a place for you to lay.”

“Must you?”

“Quit knocking things in the floor!”

“If you weren’t cute, I’d kill you.”

“My ass is not your seat.”

“Why must you lay on my back?”

“How is that comfortable?!”

“You’re too faaaat, get oofff.”

“Warm my lap.”

“Give me yo love.”

“Thank you for licking me, really appreciate it.”

“Youz a poof-a-poof.”

“I feel like I loose my grammar when you jump up here.”

“I just got you off the counter, why are you back up here?”

“Pffff, you look sexy laying like that.”

“My boobs aren’t your pillow.”

“I see you trying to be cute of there.”

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