Ryan

They

[furiouskettle]

comic based on this text post

sauntering aint easy

[demolition-lesbians]

Then and Now

[tilde-heart]

So, when doing image IDs, I have a tendency to use templates! Having templates for image IDs can save a lot of time and be super helpful if writing everything from scratch just isn’t something that’s convenient or possible, plus if you wanna start doing image IDs but don’t really know where to start, editing from templates is a good way to practice in my opinion! Here are the ones I use! Just paste them in and edit as much or little as necessary.

[Image description: A gif of [character] from [series] [doing x]. End description] (For gifs of media)

[Image description: A drawing of [character] from [series doing x] against a [details] background. End description] (For fanart)

[Image description: A nine [gif/image] stimboard themed around [x]. The [gifs/images] are, in order: [x]. At the bottom is a [description] banner that says [x]. End description] (For stimboards! I use image for stimboards that use a mixture of gifs and images, and gif for stimboards comprises entirely of gifs)

[Video description: A [number]-[time] video of [video details]. End description] (For videos)

[Image description: A [number]-panel comic about [x]. End description] (For comics)

[Image description: A screencap from [series] of [details]. End description] (For media screencaps)

[Image description: A drawing of the artist’s original character, a [species] with [details] wearing [outfit] that [does x] in front of a [color] background. End description] (For describing art of original characters)

[Image description: A drawing of the artist’s original character, a [body type] person with [color] skin, [details] hair, [shape] nose, and [color] eyes who wears [outfit] that [does x] in front of a [details] background. End description] (For describing art of human or humanoid original characters)

[Image description: A [number]-image gifset from [series] of [characters]. Details here. End description] (For media gifsets)

[Image description: A picture of [details] against [details here] background. End description] (Generic photo description)

[Image description: A [number]-image photoset depicting [details]. Insert more detailed description here if needed. End description] (Generic photoset description)

[quailfence]

[Image Description: a tweet/Twitter thread by [name] (@handle) that reads “[text]”. It was posted on [date]. End description]-for tweets

[transxfiles]

this is a google doc with image id templates for multiple different meme formats

[helloitsbees]

hey guys i found the funniest non-looping gif

[omegalomania]

hey gang are you sick of nfts and cryptocurrency slowly infecting everyone and everything you love? GREAT ME TOO.

fan backlash has worked with getting artists and groups to stop jumping in on this trend before. historically it’s worked with fob in other instances. given enough pressure, maybe this will do something. maybe it won’t. it literally can’t hurt though so i figured i’d give it a shot. i cant do much, but i can write.

so heres a letter i wrote. boiling down a complex topic into a pithy image macro wasnt easy but i did my best.

tumblr is literally the only social media i use and the official fob tumblr has basically been defunct since 2018. i can’t find anyway to submit or send in asks so i assume those functions have been disabled. while i look for another way to send this…idk…somewhere, heres where i ask anybody whos actually on social media to go and repost this anywhere you think someone with the ability to give a fuck might see it. twitter, insta, tiktok, wherever. post it, ping people with the capacity to care and the ability to do something about it.

here’s a pastebin transcript of the text in the image. please repost this, try to get it to catch on if you can. dont bother crediting me - if you have the space to add links or articles, here are some pretty important ones that served as my main sources when drafting this. feel free to spread those around too:

https://theface.com/culture/cryptocurrency-politics-far-right-neo-nazi-gian-volpicelli-extract-wired

https://chicago.suntimes.com/2021/9/30/22703200/bitcoin-cryptocurrency-andrew-anglin-white-surpemacists-alt-right-richard-spencer-daily-stormer

https://everestpipkin.medium.com/but-the-environmental-issues-with-cryptoart-1128ef72e6a3

https://joanielemercier.com/the-problem-of-cryptoart/

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/oct/02/alleged-silk-road-website-founder-arrested-bitcoin

https://earth.org/nfts-environmental-impact/

oh yeah and @falloutboy​ if anyone’s still maintaining your account? please give this a read and don’t fucking do NFTs. love you guys, don’t love this.

[aziracrow]

everyone form a prayer circle let's manifest good old-fashioned lover boy on the season 2 soundtrack

[candyredterezii]

ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a fan of him and his friends solving mysteries together but I didn’t know he thought Coolsville sucks.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[amongus28]

Bro.......... you have to stop cradling my lifeless body in your arms and clutching me closer and closer to you as you cry for me to come back to you and then yell in anguish as your hands graze my lifeless face, you’re gonna make the audience think that we’re gay.

[nibeul]

the best kind of media is when it’s so terrible and/or all over the place that it accidentally births really compelling characters and narrative points. it fucks severely.

[clementine-kesh]

popular canadian satire site the beaverton is expanding into micro-horror and it’s good

[swallowtailed]

[id: two screencaps of a facebook post and a news article. The facebook post is a link to the article, shared by The Beaverton. It’s titled “Mysterious fog nothing to worry about, says weatherman who died 20 years ago”, and captioned, “Just because he’s dead doesn’t mean we don’t trust him anymore.” 

The news article screencap reads: “Deepwater Cove, B.C. - Residents of Deepwater Cove are being reassured by Milo Saunders, a local meteorologist who was consistently voted the most trusted man in town until his untimely death at sea in 2002, that the blanket of thick, glowing fog currently creeping toward the isolated island hamlet is completely harmless.” /end id]

[thrashbeatles]

a million reasons, but i need a million more

[intr4venus]

3 aug 2021

bass4bass

[neil-gaiman]

Hey Mr. Gaiman! Huge fan here! What are your major sources of inspiration for season 2 of Good Omens?

Primarily, Season 1 of Good Omens, and a hypothetical Season 3 of Good Omens.

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[satyriconmp3]

[you2018]

[ID: a person sitting, one leg propped up on the seat and their hands clasped over the knee, captioned: Get more out of life. Read too much into an underwritten character. /end ID]

[suave-hogan]

Havve