Warlock conspiratorially telling everyone "I saw Nanny kissing Santa Claus!!" 🎄
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Warlock conspiratorially telling everyone "I saw Nanny kissing Santa Claus!!" 🎄
it's Mary Poppins ya'll
Warlock, with a flashlight under his chin: Many years ago, a demon cursed this house. *five years earlier* Crowley, after stubbing his toe on a wall: Fuck this house.
i went. insane. LOOK. i know a lot of people realllyyyy wanted crowley to be the wedding dress designer LOOK I KNOW AND ITS OK u can make ur own au i promise but in MY WORLD. you need to understand me.
crowley owning a vineyard is personal to me. he is THE snake in the garden of eden, tempting is his JOB ok. he makes wines aziraphale indulges in, aziraphale designs dresses with crowley in mind. do you hear me. are you listening to me. i have everything from the second they meet mapped out OK i know what im talking about. listen to my delusions, boy.
nanny ashtoreth’s beauty deserves flowers
transgirl Warlock Dowling who first was properly exposed to gernderqueerness at the ripe age of 11 when he was out to the shops with nanny and her Warlock's eyes caught on a skirt for just long enough for nanny to notice and she said "Why don't we pop in and see if theres anything for us to try on" and nanny and Warlock spent the entire afternoon secretly (because obviously nanny threatened all the employees behind Warlock's back accompanied with a few miracles) trying on skirts and dresses and 11 year old Warlock didn't know what she was feeling but it made her feel very pretty indeed and she then nanny left and she didn't get a chance to try on the flowy skirt that nanny bought for her again for a good long while and she toootally repressed aaany feelings of being not-cisgender until she was like 20 and it allll hit her like one big bucket of "oh shit im a girl"
I think I’m funny
Pretend it says Antichrist