Certified Man Moment™️

Crush | Male diseased | @handhelld rebloggin acct

[inlovewithmypc]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Tried to tip a tumblr blog at 1am and it was such a suspicious transaction it immediately put a full fraud freeze on my account

Fortunately, banks no longer just ask 'did you make that transaction' they want to make sure you weren't scammed into making that transaction and 5mins after their call will give away all your money anyway.

This is an honest to goodness life saving movement and I cannot be happier banks are adopting it

Unfortunately, it meant I had to have the most embarrassing financial call of my life

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Me: Ah yeah I was just trying to tip a tumblr blog

Cash: right and were you directed there by a Facebook link? An Instagram advert?

Me: no I was just on tumblr...on purpose

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Caah: and this person asked you for money?

Me: oh no they just had a funny story, which happened to be about money and I thought, "wouldn't it be funny if I tipped them"

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Me: * covering a reblog by reblog update on the adventures my mutual was having *

Cash: okay I don't think that can actually happen though..

Me: It might not have, but i was happy to tip them just because it was funny

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Cash: and how well do you think you know this person?

Me: *considers explaining how much I know about a beloved mutual without ever knowing their name or face* ... I have no idea who this person is

I think in the end Cash decided there was no saving me from myself

[dungeon-moss]

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[puncertainty]

<3

[artsy-moonwalker]

Hail Mary

[bisonwares]

Just finished the test pattern of the new Arapaima

I am so in love with how she came out 💕

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[bisonwares]

Sockeye Salmon, made with 100% wool felt 🎏

[elliamarts]

This made me so sad

[thatscribblingrat]

this is like my most hit tweet of all time

[lupinsuniverse]

older น้องGrogu 

(what if au)

[kazoosandfannypacks]

I want you all to appreciate the funniest clip in all of star wars: the clone wars (2003)

[rochenn]

KAMA!!

[karnpuffs]

Syril + [clown shoes squeaking]

[ari-leah-arts]

Saw the FNAF film and got an itch, and had to scratch it. -insert music box rendition of Imperial March-

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[towacletruck]

caine's baby pictures got leaked who cheered

Ok guys the traction that this post gained has started to attract scam accounts so don't trust anyone in the replies telling you to send money to x patreon account please.