Much randomness. Such wow.

Bikini season is right around the corner. But damn so is the Pizza Hut.

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me: ceeerrrreeaall time

friend: what kind of cereal?

me: mini thingy wheat things with the sweet things cereal

google: you mean mini wheats?

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jimmy looks so content with life 

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me: i'm hungry

brain: eat your brothers last pizza lunchable

me: why not

body: stop doing this

[absentlyabbie]

should i be in bed? yes

am i? hell no

[coffeebuddha]

should i be in bed? no

am i? hell yes

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

I am both of these

[sonickitty]

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

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my cat is making a weird noises because i’m fluffing the fur on the back of his neck 

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me: when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go?

mom: are you ok?

me: yeah just life thoughts

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The snack that smiles back, Children. 

[behind-these-hazel-eyes1998]

[matchagirl]

[janjancomics-blog]

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[nerdjpg]

*looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes

[falseknees]

Flowers are unfair

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i just want someone who i can make pancakes with at 2 in the morning 

[peachsleepp]

reblog if you love being called "babygirl" ♡

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damn right

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i think my dog is fairly disappointed in me , as she was been watching me on here