I wish I was a dolphin

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[dogcomedy]

[awwww-cute]

[britishpike]

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

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[snorlaxatives]

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

[i0990]

To mark 30 years of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels we present the 10 best characters, from Granny Weatherwax to Moist von Lipwig

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It makes me happy that Rincewind isn't in this, but the Luggage is ;p

[whatdiscworldtaughtme]

611. The world is made up of four elements: Earth, Air, Fire and Water. This is a well known fact. It’s also wrong. There’s a fifth element, and generally it’s called Surprise.

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Pencil sketches based on Terry Pratchett’s ‘Mort’

2009

[goodassdog]

[crustifieddeactivated]

And, again, sorry if my blog redirects you to pornstuff, I've sent Tumblr support a message so I hope they can fix it :(

[skull-farmer]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[thefrogman]

[video]

[omgspiffy]

Delilah is adorable, but also disgusting.

[froscan]

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

[crustifieddeactivated]

you forgot 'freshly shaven legs'

[bob-artist]

How ferrets climb stairs.

[overlordrae]

I wasn’t aware ferrets were close cousins to slinkies.

[lanternsonlakes-deactivated2014]

I hate him

[evenstars]

[crustifieddeactivated]

This is an accurate depiction of most Japanese tourists

[harvestheart]

The scaly foot gastropod is probably the worst snail name ever invented. Especially for one of the most incredible organisms on the planet. How many creatures can you name that have an iron shell? None. No creature can grow a metal sheath around itself—except Scaly G. Living nearly 2,400 meters (8,000 ft) below the ocean’s surface, near hydrothermal vents, the scaly foot gastropod incorporates the heavy metals floating in its habitat into its shell.

[therapsida]

this is the most metal thing I’ve ever seen

[littlearchitect-blog]

cetology