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Back with fresh content. Let’s see. TREE POST (some of my thoughts about some of them)
First we have: the bi(r)ch
Idk what to say about it other than... this is the absolute pick-me-girl of trees. I mean. Pretty unique bark and the way leaves dangle is also quite cool. But yeah, my appreciation for this tree comes only from aesthetics, so yea SHALLOW.... let’s move on
Next up we have:
The field maple! Saw this one irl for the first time a few days ago. I had so much trouble identifying it. It’s not unlike others from the acer genus but the unique thing it’s got going for it is the fact the tips of the leaves are blunt (it’s not the only one, or the most unique but still, most maple leaves are pointy from what I’ve seen). Also, the samaras (those capsules that hold the seeds and fly away) are red when fully developed so that’s really nice. Not pictured here, I found a young one.
Next tree on the list: black locust tree
This one is absolutely disgusting because... well I’m quite tired of seeing it. They are an invasive species here, they do help tho, the wood’s good and they don’t mind sandy soils so they are planted to make the ground more stable... buuut I’ve recently been on a trip to the region they’ve originally been imported into AND OH BOY THEY ARE EVERYWHERE I’M SICK. Yeah, I just don’t enjoy them... also another thing of note, these are very toxic, they can leave the horse depressed, sick and anorexic apparently. So yeah, don’t even think about chewing on this(not that you would but...) ALSO THEY ARE AN ACACIA IMPERSONATOR. Honestly, no morals ?! How’d this tree get away with this?! (...must be the flowers, I agree those are pretty)
Next is the absolute girlboss and child abuser, provider of the nuttiest flavours, a classic and well know PvZ disposable producer, THE COMMON WALNUT TREE
These are cool. Although, I don’t agree with the violence. See, you’ve probably observed that sometimes (most of the times) you just won’t see much growing underneath these, and you probably know this already since it is pretty a pretty iconic girlboss move... Walnut trees store an organic compound called juglone in their leaves (side note: I’ve read the original product is hydrojuglone then it gets oxidised in the air becoming what’s known as juglone lol) that inhibits other plants’ enzymes and yeah, stops them from proceeding with their vital processes. So it is like a natural herbicide. This tree is a fearful competitor, not going to lie...
Ok, talk over. I had a few more trees to talk about, but maybe for the next silly post (the trees were linden, magnolia, paulownia lol)
I found this in my gallery. No c o n t e x t what is this
Did I post these on my other account?? Eh. A shart(two even!). From memory.
2Bee from NieR Automata
Heh. I love these guys. Everybody does.
Two amazing specimens hanging aprox. 50 cm apart cuz’ they’re not gay.
So. I could be doing some maths rn, but it’s no fun, so instead I’ll just make a list of some of my childhood crushes I guess:
First layer of crussh, this is the “beloved by many” category. Universal. (At least I think)
Flynn Noah
Second layer of cr u ssh. Here’s where it’s clear I might have a type
Blathers. Forever. Suprised? It’s TED
(I could have used the iconic fit for Ted, but oh well, love this one)
The third layer that adds some nuance. They kinda’ evil but not really??
Best Ganondorf My role model (I want to be a peppermint too)
Now. The last layer. We are in the depths of my my childhood psyche...it’s where the forgotten crush that does not abide by the other layers’ rules. It’s so complex. So mysterious.
What the fu*k? King Boo?
Umm WHY. Yeah, so apparently, he was a “crush”(more like a very beloved character but I need to make the joke work somehow, so let’s classify him as a crush) of mine because scary fangs, edgy purples, and simple enough to draw. 9 year old me... was something else. Stupid and obsessed with the mario ghost apparently
THE EEL MOOD CHART??
Somewhat salty. Angry.
Blank. Happy to see you.
AAAAAAAAAAAA Playful?
SUSSY BAKA. IMPOSTOR. A
I love having access to the internet.
I’ll be digging trough my computer to see what old art I can find. I think I’ll post the nicer ones on my main, and the sillier ones on here
HAHAHAHAHHA. So this is some of my old art. I’m thinking of bringing more here. It is a mess, it is cringe (I guess?), but it brings back so many memories. It’s fun to look trough these old drawings to see how I’ve improved. I still have a lot to learn, and I should get out of my comfort zone more often. These are not the worst ones I have, I’d say these are actually decent and hold up a little, maybe I’ll get to the funny ones soon.
Reblog this to give the person you reblogged this from a plushie <3
Photos I took a while ago when I went to the countryside. I love this type of weather, so I wanted to share these.
What. I posted on this account 31 days ago??? Woah, time flies. ANYWAYS.
Splatoon ducks in snapper canal.
Splatoon said No feeding the slug
Which I find to be quite mean.... :(
Last thing you hear before you die is the kazoo.