crxptid

simon | 20 | he/him | icon; louis wain

[yellow-cat]

here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care

[calocera]

everyone should listen to the dear hunter tbh its so easy just listen to act 1 and act 2 and act 3 and act 4 and act 5 and act 1 live and act 2 live and the other live one and the ms leading demos and migrant and migrant deluxe and migrant returned and the migrations annex and all is as all should be and antimai and the indigo child and the fox and the hunt and black and blue and green and indigo and orange and red and violet and yellow and white (not making shit up) and the live album of that and random ep 1&2 and branches ep and the matchstick demos and the vynil sessions and amour & attrition and honorary astronaut. btw

[crxptidx]

writing my roommate's cover letter in 10 minutes

don't ask chatgpt to do that shit, ask your roommate <3

[hippie-babysitter-deactivated20]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[xanaxfarts]

[doggosource]

[chillyfeetsteak]

his suckers

[wizardshark]

Good morning! I- *bites you* *bites you* *bites you* *bites you*

[wizardshark]

[riverlarking]

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

[gingerbug]

*sighs, visibly frustrated* let me put this in words you can understand: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

[crxptidx]

agatha harkness look alike competition in my bedroom

[wizardnuke]

you cant say tumblr is the appalachia of social media unless youre posting from here

[crxptidx]

where did that fridge come from since when did we have a fridge out there

[hollowboobtheory]

so you're telling me that the man who left fake clues and just vanished after shooting the guy also waltzed into a mcdonalds in broad daylight 4 days later still carrying the murder weapon? bitch that is not your guy. nypd is obviously framing an innocent man to make an example out of so they can put this case to bed quickly, avoid looking completely incompetent, and shut down the conversation this whole ordeal has started. lemme guess they're gonna try him in like 3 days and then dump 5 life sentences on him.

[hollowboobtheory]

so sorry I missed something huge here. forgot to mention they'll beat a bogus confession out of him before his kangaroo court date

[twelve-kinds-of-trouble]

made this with tears still drying on my face

[beif0ngs]

THE BOY SAVIOR ⏱️ THE BOY WHO SHATTERED TIME

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[softwarepony]

twilight's castle redesign! 👑🌳🩷

finally cleaned up that sketch i did like 2 years ago now lol

i always wished for a scene where twilight would step into this new castle grown from the ashes of her old home, & see that not only were all her books saved, but the tree had added even more :"")