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would you smooch a ghost?
aries: Heck yeah!
taurus: Heck yeah!
gemini: Heck yeah!
cancer: Heck yeah!
leo: Heck yeah!
virgo: Heck yeah!
libra: Heck yeah!
scorpio: Heck yeah!
sagittarius: Heck yeah!
capricorn: Heck yeah!
aquarius: Heck yeah!
pisces: Heck yeah!
Private eyes: Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio
Loud mouth: Leo, Libra, Sagittarius
Careful hands: Capricorn, Taurus, Virgo, Pisces
Shy ears: Taurus, Pisces
Tough feet: Scorpio, Aries, Capricorn
Curious body: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
From Eden
There's something tragic about you: cancer, libra, scorpio
Something so magic about you: gemini, leo, aquarius
There's something lonesome about you: taurus, virgo, pisces
Something so wholesome about you: aries, sagittarius, capricorn
The Signs As French Names
Aries: Sérephine / meaning: burning one, fiery
Taurus: Marguerite / meaning: pearl or daisy flower
Gemini: Vivienne / meaning: alive, animated, lively
Cancer: Geneviève / meaning: white wave
Leo: Stéphanie / meaning: crown, victory
Virgo: Virginie / meaning: maiden, virgin
Libra: Lucille / meaning: little light
Scorpio: Mélanie / meaning: dark, blackness
Sagittarius: Yvonne / meaning: yew or archer
Capricorn: Amélie / meaning: hard working, striving
Aquarius: Mariette / meaning: little rebel
Pisces: Marceline / meaning: of the sea
I can’t decide which one I am
AHHHHHHHHHH
The one with the phone: Aries, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Aquarius The one dancing/singing: Taurus, Cancer, Libra The one with he curler: Gemini, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Pisces
Astrological Fun Facts: Surprising Things the Zodiac Signs Represent
Aries: Renewal, Birth, Military, Arrows, Alcohol, Noise, Tobacco, Iron, Weapons.
Taurus: Clothing, Corruption, Debts, Shopping, Copper, Fragrance, Gardening, Money, Flowers, Singing.
Gemini: Curiosity, Networking, Phone Calls, Numbers, Bisexuality, Dictionaries, Transportation.
Cancer: Childhood, Visions, Mirrors, Silver, Dogs, Wolves, Glass, Insomnia, Lilies, Pearls, Rain.
Leo: Growth, Celebrations, Gambling, Pets, Lemons, Horses, Daytime, Marketing, Honor.
Virgo: Feminism, Cats, Discernment, Small pets, Mathematics, Grammar, Memory, Quizzes, Reading.
Libra: Lawsuits, Cats, Ballet, Brides, Equality, Fashion, Females, Roses, Music, Perfume.
Scorpio: Regeneration, Rehab, Atomic Power, Rage, Volcanoes, Explosions, Resentment, Plumbing.
Sagittarius: Religion, Morals, Foreigners, Abundance, Blessings, Gluttony, Temples, Aims, Wisdom.
Capricorn: Social Status, Fame, Authority Figures, Time, Gravity, Cemeteries, Silence, Remorse.
Aquarius: Hopes, Social Circle, Adoption, Clubs, Magic, Astrology, Airplanes, X-Rays, Space, Light.
Pisces: Healing, Conspiracies, Spying, Liquids, Movies, Glamour, Petroleum, Drugs, Fog, Confusion, Expansion.
The Signs As Beautiful Foreign Words Associated with Love
Aries: Meraki- Greek // doing something with soul, creativity, or love
Taurus: Onsra- Boro Language of India // loving for the last time; that bittersweet feeling you get when you know a love won’t last
Gemini: L’esprit de escalier- French // the inescapable feeling you get when you leave a conversation then think about all the things you should have said
Cancer: Yuanfen- Chinese // a relationship by fate or destiny
Leo: Saudade- Portuguese // the feeling of intense longing for a person or place you love but is now lost; a haunting desire for what is gone
Virgo: Kilig- Tagalog // the heady-sublime rush you experience right after something good happens, particularly in love/dating. Like running into your crush, kissing someone for the first time, hearing someone you love tell you they love you too for the first time
Libra: Forelsket- Norwegian // that overwhelming euphoric feeling you experience when you’re falling in love
Scorpio: Ya’aburnee- Arabic // this phrase translates to “you bury me” ; the hope that the person you love will outlive you so you can spare the pain of living without them
Sagittarius: Mamihlapinatei- Yagan // a wordless, yet meaningful look between two people who both desire to initiate something, but both are too scared to initiate themselves
Capricorn: La douleur exquise- French // the heartbreaking pain of wanting someone you can’t have.
Aquarius: Kara sevda- Turkish // meaning “black love” this is a lovesick term for when you feel that passionate, blinding love for another person
Pisces: Koi No Yokan- Japanese // the sudden knowledge upon meeting someone that the two of you are destined to fall in love
Daydreamer: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces.
Night-thinker: Aries, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius.
Issues the signs deal with
Aries: anger Taurus: lack of motivation Gemini: hyperactivity Cancer: anxiety Leo: insecurity Virgo: stress Libra: indecisiveness Scorpio: vengeance Sagittarius: constant injuries Capricorn: being misunderstood Aquarius: loneliness Pisces: sadness/depression
AUTUMN CLOTHES FOR YOUR SIGN 🔥
ARIES: TOP | BOTTOM
TAURUS: TOP | BOTTOM
GEMINI: TOP | BOTTOM
CANCER: TOP | BOTTOM
LEO: TOP | BOTTOM
VIRGO: TOP | BOTTOM
LIBRA: TOP | BOTTOM
SCORPIO: TOP | BOTTOM
SAGITTARIUS: TOP | BOTTOM
CAPRICORN: TOP | BOTTOM
AQUARIUS: TOP | BOTTOM
PISCES: TOP | BOTTOM
Horoscopes as Bikini Bottom recurring background characters
Aries: Nat Peterson
Taurus: Harold Bill Reginald
Gemini: Fred
Cancer: Sandals
Leo: Tom
Virgo: Nancy Suzy Fish
Libra: Sadie Rechid
Scorpio: Shubie
Saggitarius: Scooter
Capricorn: Dave
Aquarius: Old Man Jenkins
Pisces: Abigail Marge
THEY HAVE NAMES/????
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the signs as VMA moments
niki slaughtering miley: gemini, leo, taurus, cancer
justin bieber crying: pisces, virgo, capricorn, sagittarius
kanye's speeech: aquarius, scorpio, aries, libra
indie trinity
lana: aries, taurus, leo, capricorn
marina: cancer, virgo, libra, pisces
halsey: gemini, sagittarius, scorpio, aquarius
your frog meme according to your sign
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The Signs as people in trash cans
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Why would I be in a trash can if I am one?