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NASA: We are humans, broadcasting to any life forms in the galaxy. We come in peace.

Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.

NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)

Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.

NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?

ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?

NASA: But what would you be doing if I was there haha ;)

tukut

college tips

- do not take 8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

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- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash

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-if you’re in a completely silent library, be courteous of others and don’t blare your music through your earbuds PLEASE

-always sit by plug outlets

-enjoy your time off

-keep a log of all passwords and usernames for online homework (YOU WILL HAVE ONLINE HOMEWORK)

-get a planner

-geT A PLANNER

-GET A PLANNER

-USE the planner

-ps 8ams aren’t that bad if it’s not every day

me: *walks past a bird and it doesn't fly away*

me: I'm one with the nature

itsagifnotagif

Message me one thing you want to know about me.

Here am i again, falling inlove to another person's way of thinking :/ it shouldnt be this way

themissingstars

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Really wanting to talk about the thing you’re obsessed with but your friends aren’t into it like

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This is too real

Have you ever heard a voice that is the human equivalent of sex

#😍😍😍#GOD IM INLOVE

tr-apstar

This was one of the best days of my life. We just got in the car and drove with no destination or plans. We ended up spontaneously climbing a mountain and I left all my pain at the peak. I haven’t felt resentment since I got home. I think once you open your heart to the earth you can’t really feel anything but love.