Cryptid Anon!

Yes, it's me! I made a new account bc I want to interact more! he/they! Call me Cryptid anon, Cryptid, CA, or any nickname you can think of ^^!

[cryptid-anon]

Hi, i’m Cryptid Anon! If you have no context, You may be wondering: “How are you an anon yet have a blog?”

I told one of my now-friends @ask-feral-lemon about my favorite cryptid, Gef the Mongoose, (why I have my name) and then they started a discord server and I joined, kinda spy-like? it turned out that another anon, pico anon, had also joined, so then we both kinda communicated through the asks.

they started an aggie.io board, a website like whiteboard fox but you can do more, and I decided to join and draw in it!

I wanted to interact more and stay anonymous at the same time, so I decided to make this blog and do exactly that! I draw and respond to my friends a lot, and i’d be happy to be your friend too!

[cryptid-anon]

DENNY FOUND OUT ABOUT MY IDENTITY

GODDAMNIT

[cryptid-anon]

hi cryptid ilyyyyyy ur awsome !!!!! -🐏

:3

[cryptid-anon]

i drew G

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to my grandma’s house, but Elon Musk opened the door, I asked him where my grandma was and he said, “I am your grandma now.”

[ultravioletlemonade-deactivated]

I find it hilarious that this is tagged as a nightmare

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Because it’s terrifying

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

This is the plot of Little Red Riding Hood

[new-sad]

i regret everything

[mr-freezo-42069-inactive]

did… did elon musk eat my grandma????

[venustversailles]

girl help ik we said eat the rich but the rich are eating us

[cryptid-anon]

what the actual living fuck is this

[lambscat]

HI KODI SORRY FOR UNFOLLOWING YOU I MEANT TO SNE DAN ASK HWO ARE YOU

its ok <3<3 i am mmeeehh what about u !!!!!!???!!?

[cryptid-anon]

im doijng pretty finr

[feralklownshit]

OOH MY FUCKING GOD

HELP. HHOW DO I TELL MY MOM OH MY GOD

[cryptid-anon]

oh no. i have no ideas sorry

[pico-anon]

hello there pico anon. how are you

Hello better and more likable anon, how are you?

[cryptid-anon]

i am doing pretty good myself, but don’t forget you are the og pico anon

[pico-anon]

Let’s fight for supremacy

[cryptid-anon]

good idea. 

[pico-anon]

You can have the first blow , and I won’t use my gun so it’s a fair fight

[cryptid-anon]

bold of you to assume i don’t have a gun

[pico-anon]

Shoots you

(You should have took your shot when you had a chance)

[cryptid-anon]

damn. shoots you too 

[pico-anon]

Dies

[cryptid-anon]

lol i survived

dies as well

[cryptid-anon]

CONFESSION

i think MARETU’s music is cool

[pico-anon]

hello there pico anon. how are you

Hello better and more likable anon, how are you?

[cryptid-anon]

i am doing pretty good myself, but don’t forget you are the og pico anon

[pico-anon]

Let’s fight for supremacy

[cryptid-anon]

good idea. 

[pico-anon]

You can have the first blow , and I won’t use my gun so it’s a fair fight

[cryptid-anon]

bold of you to assume i don’t have a gun

[pico-anon]

Shoots you

(You should have took your shot when you had a chance)

[cryptid-anon]

damn. shoots you too 

[pico-anon]

hello there pico anon. how are you

Hello better and more likable anon, how are you?

[cryptid-anon]

i am doing pretty good myself, but don’t forget you are the og pico anon

[pico-anon]

Let’s fight for supremacy

[cryptid-anon]

good idea. 

[pico-anon]

You can have the first blow , and I won’t use my gun so it’s a fair fight

[cryptid-anon]

bold of you to assume i don’t have a gun

[pico-anon]

hello there pico anon. how are you

Hello better and more likable anon, how are you?

[cryptid-anon]

i am doing pretty good myself, but don’t forget you are the og pico anon

[pico-anon]

Let’s fight for supremacy

[cryptid-anon]

good idea. 

[stupidsalmonn]

Nevermind I changed my mind I still don’t really trust you -pico anon

Please I promise I'll keep it in the ask box

[pico-anon]

No you have loose lips I know you would blab then I’d have to kill you if you did that

[stupidsalmonn]

I literally kept your goodbye message in my askbox for over a month 🧍🚶

[pico-anon]

So you saying you have black mail on me or something

[stupidsalmonn]

Nah I deleted it once you joined the server

[pico-anon]

Don’t make me leave again

[stupidsalmonn]

nnOooo

[cryptid-anon]

Pico Anon you can trust me we are fellow anons i would never leak anything

[cryptid-anon]

one day i will reveal my true identity.

maybe.

[pico-anon]

hello there pico anon. how are you

Hello better and more likable anon, how are you?

[cryptid-anon]

i am doing pretty good myself, but don’t forget you are the og pico anon

[stupidsalmonn]

Eyephone

[cryptid-anon]

get him an iphone NOW

[cryptid-anon]

1. be an anon

2. give yourself a name

3. be frequent

there you go