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salmon / 18 / System / ADHD + Autism / This fucking blog is so old and has a lot of things i regret posting / if ur weird get lost

[stupidsalmonn]

this pinned is so old i only doomscroll on here anymore i'm salmon, they/them, i'm socially awkward and weird sometimes i say a lot of things i don't mean and occasionally get lost in context or without tone indicators

Also I changed my username. For like the millionth time in a row

double also i got twitter back i guess

Triple I now have a strawpage and rentry

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[lovehype]

i hate this place i want to go to build a bear

[lovehype]

me and the besties going to build a bear

[leftnipsdoodles]

powerful mental image, had to get it out

[erisluna35]

I felt bad for Beth. Had to include her.

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[paintedhen]

something something parallels

[queer-as-city-folk]

you can and should hate america more actually

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[mallowmaenad]

me clicking each link expecting to get rickrolled:

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

I think “gamers” don’t deserve Early Access, tbh

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Is early access an excuse to release an unfinished product sometimes? Yea, for sure

But like. Functionally it serves as a way for live experience testing to be done on a game. It’s a way to dial it in on what people want, and on how to best make the game.

This means that, stars above, you don’t need to fucking review bomb it the second there’s a problem, you have avenues for giving feedback, stop saying the game is doomed because there’s been one bad update ffs

This brought to you by the embarassing state of people talking about both Slay the Spire 2 and Deep Rock Galactic: Rogue Core

[im-a-luxury--few-can-afford]

the average person's opinion can now reach media Creators with unprecedented ease and holy fuck does the average person have terrible game dev opinions

[fleshengine]

hang on where's the

[amvs]

it’s me the lamotrigenie you have three wishes

[amvs]

nobody understands my genius humor

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[stuckinapril]

[queerpeers]

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

[queerpeers]

[xuxii-bunny]

Is there a transfem version?!?

[queerpeers]

ask and ye shall receive

[roseycanvas]

Nonbinary version?

[queerpeers]

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

[queerpeers]

like status: sick 😎

[cilceon]

Google’s removal of its search function is going great btw

[itqchiyama]

HIHIII i love. your edits sm ouughhuh. could i ask for a disc layout w astro? smth w a sleepy soft vibe if that makes. any sense. im v sorry if not im bad w wording JKSDHF

── .✦ Astro Discord Layout + alt pfp

── .✦ Requested?: By anon

── .✦ Type?: Discord layout

── .✦ F2U w/o credits?: Yes

── .✦ Credits: 01 @/socialtylucid on TT - graphic art right 02 - center graphic art 03 - graphic art left cant find the profile icon art

[wiiwheel]

Everyone is bloomscrolling in my beautiful internet garden