spiciest of cryptids

moth - she/her

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this is my official blog for my old sims sideblog! 

i’m currently working on giving makeovers to every sim/townie in the game so if you see any i’m missing please let me know!

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Finch: "He didn't really say anything, to be honest-"

Finch: "Just that you're a witch."

Finch: "Which sounds kinda ridiculous now that I say it out loud..."

Rory: "Nah, you're fine."

Rory: "I am a witch."

Finch: "You...are?"

Rory: "Mhmm, got my own broomstick an' everythin'."

Finch: "Um...that's...wow."

Rory: "I can explain it better if you wanna come inside?"

Finch: "Will you frogify me if I say no?"

Rory: "...maybe."

Finch: "Please don't."

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tysm for asking!! 💜💜

13. l'enfer - stromae

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Finch: "Morning!"

Rory: "Mornin'?"

Finch: "Sooo, quick question..."

Finch: "You're not...a witch, are you?"

Rory: "A witch?"

Finch: "You know...loud cackling and turning people into frogs??"

Rory: "Finch..."

Finch: "Flying on broomsticks and boiling kids in cauldrons???"

Rory: "Is that what Oliver told you I do?"

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Rory: "Probably should've gone with somethin' less flashy, huh?"

Binx: *affirming meow*

Rory: "I really don't think it was that bad, though."

Binx: *low growl*

Rory: "Whaddaya mean??? It could've been way worse!"

Rory: "You remember how my parents met..."

Binx: *meow*

Rory: *gasp* "Are you threatening to tattle on me??"

*knock* *knock* *knock*

Rory: "This isn't over..."

Binx: *devious meow*

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Finch: "Look who finally decided to come home! You stay at Kallie's last night?"

Oliver: "..."

Finch: "Uh oh...you guys get into a fight again?"

Oliver: "The neighbor's a witch."

Finch: "Huh?"

Oliver: "The neighbor's a witch."

Finch: "Ok?? Isn't that Tess girl at your job a witch too? Like, she has those rocks and tarot cards and shit?"

Oliver: "No, not like that."

Finch: "Oli?"

Oliver: "I'm...gonna go to bed."

Finch: "...okay."

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*door shuts*

Rory: *long sigh*

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Oliver: "I think I need to lie down."

Rory: "Take your time, Red."

Oliver: "Uh-huh...."

Oliver: "Yeah..."

Oliver: "I'll do that..."

Oliver: "Uh...thanks again for the...couch."

Rory: "Anytime, Red."

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I’m curious.

My name is unique. I can confidently say that not only am I pretty sure there is no one else with my given name/family name combo on the planet, I’m pretty sure there never has been. I am the only [name] that has ever lived.

So tell me in the tags please, how common your full name is, whether you’ve ever encountered someone with the same name, and (if applicable) what it’s like seeing celebrities or people in the news or whatever who have your name.

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Rory: "Not that kind of witch. This kind."

*sparkling magic*

Oliver: "Holy fuckin' shit."

Rory: "Okay, maybe that was too much."

Oliver: "Was that...magic?"

Rory: "Sure was."

Oliver: "Like actual magic??"

Rory: "Uh-huh."

Oliver: "Real magic???"

Rory: "You got it."

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Oliver: "Hey, before I head out I just wanted to say tha-"

Oliver: "What...what are you doing?"

Rory: "Readin'. Ya'll do that out here, right?"

*book humming*

Oliver: "Not...like that."

Rory: "Like what?"

Oliver: "With a...floating book?"

Oliver: "Am I still asleep? This has to be a dream."

Rory: "Sooo what, you've never met a witch before?"

Oliver: "A witc- you- I-"

Oliver: "I mean, one of my co-workers has these crystals-"

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*chewing*

*shower running*

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Rory: "Well look who's up! I made breakfast if you're hungry."

Oliver: "Ugh...morning..."

Rory: "Oof, sounds like you had a rough night."

Oliver: "Not rough, just...weird dreams."

Rory: "Yeah? You wanna talk about it?"

Oliver: "Not really...thanks, though."

Rory: "Suit yourself but, uh, if you dreamt about an old woman who don't blink and kept pullin' her teeth out then you might wanna put some salt under your pillow when you get home..."

Oliver: "w h a t???"

Rory: "Oh don't fuss. She's harmless s'long as you don't look too long."

Oliver: "You just say creepy shit to mess with me don't you?"

Rory: *laughs* "Sure, Red."

Rory: "I'm gonna hop in the shower, but you can help yourself to the pancakes!"

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Rory: *soft humming*

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