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[slimetony]

*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE* ow

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

reblog this post with a picture of the weirdest dog

[olimar]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

aggressive hand holding

[elektricna-avenija]

How does it work??

[dongboss]

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

[cryptxzoology]

i used to be able to drink so much but now I have literally half a glass of wine diluted with ginger ale and I wake up with the worst headache

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do u are have stupid?

hell yeah brother!

[cryptxzoology]

i was talking to a woman and she described herself as “hecca eccentric” and it was at that moment that i realized i am far too old to try and flirt with anyone

[cryptxzoology]

hey, i’m patrick. i was told if i didn’t post something soon bread was gonna be thrown at me? while i love bread, i’m not particularly fond of having things thrown at me. but anyways — i sing in a band called fall out boy and i know what you’re thinking: “wait but isn’t pete wentz the lead singer?” and while he’s got the looks, you think that silky smooth voice could come out of that asshole? think again.

that was a joke i’ll stop trying to be funny — you can find me at the gh runxdry, or if you like this i’ll pribably come bug you for plots!