sadie | bitemark agenda spreader

impostor writer & valorant shitposter | 18 | she/her | header by vanxllavina

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Sadie's Masterlist

(Updated as of 5-29-2022)

WELCOME to my world!

The name's Sadie! I write and do some graphic design on the side. I am a chiper shipper first and a person second. Just kidding, I do have some personality, but I'm stuck in a brainrot right now so you'll have to deal with me spreading the chiper (much better known as bitemark here on tumblr) agenda 80% of the time in this blog. If that's what you came here for, expect occasional fanfiction posts and a WHOLE LOT of memes.

You can catch me on Ao3 and Twitter.

LITTLE bit about me

Pronouns: She/Her

I'm currently a freshman in college studying how to be a corporate slave

I'm into a lot of things creative! Talk to me about writing, graphic design (not a drawer-ist guys, there's a difference), ui/ux design, music (i do piano), and photography!

I beta-read for my writer friends and ideate with my artist friends a lot

Q&A

What do you do?

I read, write, and make some memes. Asks and DMs are open for artists, writers and chiper shippers. I'm open to collaborations, beta-reading, and talking about each other's brainrot (preferably about chiper)! I'm open to talking about other things. To see what fandoms I'm part of, scroll to the next section.

Do you take commissions?

I do! But not at the moment because finals is killing me, I will be available during the summer break. Commissions are coming on June 30th—let me work the logistics first so that you get a smooth experience commissioning me, yeah? Stay tuned!

Can I submit a fic/headcanon/imagine/meme to your blog?

Sure! This would mean that the post might be subject to editing though. Other details such as crediting and post details may be negotiated in the DMs.

ALL aboard my ship of ships!

Am currently on my valorant brainrot rampage, but believe it or not I came from many fandoms (and hence: many ships) before becoming active. Here are some of them:

Games: Valorant, Life is Strange, Until Dawn, Final Fantasy VII, Detroit: Become Human, Overwatch, Tears of Themis, Genshin, Choices, Storyscapes (only real ones know), Dress Up! Time Princess

Books: Nancy Drew, Percy Jackson, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Harry Potter, Divergent, Hunger Games, Legend, Shadowhunters, Market of Monsters, Selection

Shows: Castlevania, James Bond, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Sherlock, Arcane, Crash Landing On You, My Private Life, My Name

Miscellaneous: Webtoon/Manhwa/Otome Isekai (too many)

Note that while I'm familiar with the aforementioned works, it doesn't necessarily mean I know the community/fanworks.

MASTERLIST

fanfiction

viper x chamber

Fosse Aux Vipères: Chapter 1

To Grow Old In.: Part 1, Part 2

In Written Adoration One-Shot

imagines, fanfic ideas

lying (viper x chamber)

kingdom employees (viper x chamber)

incorrect quotes

touch me (viper x chamber)

we aren't dating (viper x chamber)

my tea (cypher)

valorant x eleceed (jett & yoru)

two can keep a secret (chamber & chamber)

memes, miscellaneous

chiper shipping dynamic: dangerous

rejection (viper, chamber, yoru, skye)

Valorant Agents as Kim Possible Characters

canonical flirting chamber lines with viper

knock knock (viper & chamber)

in this house (chiper)

valorant agents to their doubles (brimstone, cypher, neon, chamber)

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their vibe

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make him sweat viper

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chamber trying to introduce himself to the valorant protocol

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things i like about chamber

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Omen, losing his memories: Who’s Sabine?

Chamber:

Viper.

Deadly? Yes.

Beautiful? Very much also.

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Sage: Who's the more clingy one?

Chamber, sitting in Viper’s lap, with his arms around her neck and his face buried in her chest: Viper, obviously.

Viper, monotonously and with a murderous expression: Obviously.

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oBVIOUsly

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chamber after being rejected by viper

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this was the first iteration but composition looked kind of boring

it came from this meme

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chamber and his double vibes

"cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead"

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Written Adoration - Chamber x Viper One-Shot

Finding a mysterious note, Chamber seeks Viper to get his answer.

Ao3 | Twitter Thread

Pairing: Chamber x Viper

Status: One-shot, Completed

Chapter Tags: SFW, Fluff, Light Angst, Comfort

Length:  1001 words

Read the fic under the line ⤵️

Chamber crossed the threshold of her lab in just two steps. He has always been on the receiving end of being made fun of, but not today. Today, he’s come to gloat.

Swinging his weight on her table, he said, “Viper!”

She stiffens almost instantly, and he delighted in her vexed gait.

“Yes?” came her gritted reply.

He brandished a note in front of her face. “I didn’t know you were such a poet.”

Her eyes quickly darted to the open door of the lab. “Say that again and you’re choking on your next coffee.”

“Oh pish posh,” he said, waving away her blatant threat. “You can kill me after you hear me read this. Why mademoiselle, I didn’t think you capable of writing anything outside your dry reports to Brimstone.”

“I wrote a thesis, you know.“

He pretended not to hear her and cleared his throat to theatrically read the poem:

Thou takes many forms One that can withstand the great storm On occasion even carried away and dropped in thorns The faces thou adorn, hope it doesn’t end in scorn

He paused. In truth, he didn’t read a lick of a word after this verse. Maybe he should’ve practiced first.

Wanted by all Yet given in small - A rare piece emitting sunspots that enthrall Thou compelled the sun; its rays to thee it falls

Like a duck in water The top in order yet struggling under Don’t let it drive you asunder And laugh as you pass the thunder

Looking up, he finds Sabine in a fluster, her complexion pink. He takes in the sight without trepidation. At that moment, he thinks her a predator turned prey, so out of her element as she was.

“Now, for who was this meant to be?”

“It’s for you.”

He danced away as she moved to snatch the paper from his grasp.

“Me?” He read the note again.

“Yes,” she snapped, pointing at the small letters painting the edge of the paper. “You.”

He peered at the margin and then gave her a quick glance. He couldn’t believe his eyes. There, at the corner, it said:

…in written adoration for Vincent.

Yours, Sabine.

“I was supposed to give it to you on our anniversary,” as she poked his chest with the paper, her indignant tone slipped into something softer. “You just got impatient.”

He blinked twice in confusion. It was startling, the notion of being observed so keenly that they create a piece so charming, so rapturous–just for him. And from someone like her, no less. She was a woman of little words and even less patience. But she did it anyway.

He wrestled to dismiss the warm honey that turned his legs to sludge and swept his insides in disarray. “I didn’t know you thought of me like this.”

She pressed her lips together as she always did when suppressing a smile, a calm settling visibly on her features. Her muscles were no longer stiff, and her green eyes had softened and relaxed. There, he knew immediately that his trespass was forgiven.

“I always think of you.” She reached out to cradle his face between her palms and stroked his cheeks gently with her thumbs. “Your wants, your dreams, your fears.” He leaned into her caress, half-expecting that he had only imagined everything. It was too surreal. He must’ve dreamed this out of sheer desperation to feel her touch, a warmth so rarely given. Wanted by all yet given in small, her poem had said. Did she want this too? Does she feel as strongly as he does for her?

“I have a hundred and one questions, but just knowing that you thought of me at all is enough.” Was what he would’ve said if his voice hadn’t left him. She was across from him, her velvet veiled gaze fixed on his, waiting for him to reply.

“Look. I’m not the most articulate person or the most creative–” she sighed, and as he felt her withdraw, he stepped closer to bring her hand back to his side. “–Nor am I good at thinking on my feet about things like this, but I can prepare. And that’s what I did.”

His heart swelled with euphoria. Contrary to what she said, every word she’d thrown together in the past minute had rendered him speechless, made him mute, as if he were a pirate who finally discovered a hard-earned boon. After years of being deprived of such treasure, he was content in letting her speak her mind.

She scowls.

“Please say something–anything. Between the two of us, you were always the better person with these things.”

He rejected this immediately. A better person? I still haven’t told you about my involvement in the Everett-Linde Lab, his conscience whispered. What did her poem say again?

Ah. The faces thou adorn. Hope it doesn’t end in scorn.

He memorized her features, taking note of every point in her shape, face, and the contours of her hands. He finds her distressingly attractive. Closing his eyes, he felt her radiating warmth and imagined them turning cold. He shuddered. He couldn’t take it. He feared a time when she finally puts the pieces of his treachery together; for her mind traversed across everything, quick, keen as lightning.

“Is that all you can do?”

No. I can tell you that I killed your friends. And that I feel nothing when I remember my sin. I don’t wallow in these useless things. Just that it wrecks me in every second of my day not to tell you about it.

“Yes,” he said, folding the truth back from his lips. She studied his eyes again, as if searching for something. Chamber was afraid she’d see through his deception, so he maintained his gaze… like a duck in water, the top in order yet struggling under. God, how much does she see?

“I–” He choked. “I love you, mon cherie.”

He didn’t want to hurt her. Maybe tomorrow. But not today.

END.

Ao3 | Twitter Thread

So, how did you interpret Viper’s poem for Chamber?

Did I start another fic before finishing my other WIPs? Why yes. Yes I did. BUT THIS FIC IS A GIFT OKAY.

a gift to zero, here’s that cute and chamber thing you requested <33 i hope it’s cute enough, cuz i still can’t help but sprinkle a little angst in. hope this cheered you up!

big thanks to my high school self for writing the darned poem and to my indispensable beta-readers: crow and dan.

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as if you wouldn't climb chamber mountain

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ ▔▏ chiper ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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chamber after a failed attempt at flirting with viper

said attempts:

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*viper rejects chamber*

chamber:

yoru:

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hey! just to let you know your fic fosse aux vipères has the wrong fandom tag. the Professional Valorant (Video Game) RPF tag is for fic of esports players, not the agents

thanks for the tip! i'll change it right away.