crystal blue enigma

he sure is hip. I'm 20. I'm a songwriter, producer and drummer. I do card tricks for fun.

[tinyreputation]

now I’m lion on the cold hard ground

[roegadynfanboi]

[shake-the-dust]

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[mangoestho-deactivated20161001]

aw baby!!!

[squinnward]

I could seriously watch this all day

[6lack-persephone]

The way he starts raising his voice 😩😩 omg

[itsthelesbiana]

Oh my god

[gabnab]

His thinking face is so cute! 😩😍

[fresh-mind-fresh-day-deactivate]

The hours between 12am and 6am have a funny habit of making you feel like you’re either on top of the world, or under it. 

- Beau Taplin 2

[acidocasualidad]

[crystalblueenigma]

Cuando en Internet pides que photoshopeen una foto.

I love the internet.

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[tyleroakley]

i walk this lonely road

[crystalblueenigma]

The only road that lord-of-riverrun has ever known.

[sixpenceee]

The “Ames Room” illusion messes with our depth perception and is created by slanting the back wall of the room towards the camera and the ceiling downwards. (Source)

[shutdaherrup]

[crystalblueenigma]

Imagine lord-of-riverrun

[4gifs]

[sizvideos]

Video

[the-duke-of-neins]

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

[c-bloodmilk]

SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFE

[literallysatanofficial]

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

[little-friendly-snails-deactiva]

SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES

[nephesh-754]

U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S

[aonoalien]

T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R

[saint-orpheus]

Woah crystalblueenigma

[crystalblueenigma]

Imagine having it on your iPhone charger?

[koke-cola]

I’m not even sure which one I’m more like

[kitten-jumin]

This is the first time I have heard uptown funk

[saint-orpheus]

crystalblueenigma the guy on the left is literally you

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[long-live-the-probl3m-child-dea]

Remember when Nickelodeon had attempted suicide?

Remember when Nickelodeon had actual suicide?

Remmeber when they had Mpreg

remember when they had a gay couple

Nickelodeon:Pushing the boundaries since 1977

they put squidward in hell

Spongebob seems to be the culprit in much of this…

Remember when Spongebob had an anal rape joke? 

Remember Rocko’s Modern Life?

Just. Rocko’s Modern Life. In it’s entirety.

lets not forget this

That last one holy crap

[robynandstealin]

when u dont remember anything in math

[faglick]

[carbcutie]

I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M TOO HIGH FOR THIS

[efilno]

LMFao i’m To Drunk for this shit

[ohshititsmama-deactivated201812]

im too sober for this

[crystalblueenigma]

lord-of-riverrun oh my

[wysswurst]