My full thoughts on the hat
I was outraged to learn that the Biased BBC had photoshopped a hat belonging to the Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn in a bid to make his leadership look sympathetic to a Soviet regime that collapsed 27 years ago.
While this may or may not be the case - I can’t be too sure, you’d have to ask his spokesperson - it seemed irrelevant to the matter at hand, namely a nerve agent attack in Britain potentially enacted by Vladimir Putin’s state. I was livid at the lack of political understanding.
However, I was then outraged to learn that in fact the hat had looked more Soviet before the Biased BBC photoshopped it which in my view tells you everything you need to know about the photoshopping skills of the Biased BBC. They had helped avoid Corbyn‘s hat from being misinterpreted. I was less livid.
However. I was later outraged to learn that the Biased BBC had in fact not photoshopped his hat but applied their graphics filter something something something badly, so that a hat which had looked a bit Soviet now did not. They couldn’t even represent him or his hat and any potential views suggested by it properly. I was, needless to say, livid.
However. I later learned that this something something graphics thing was applied to Corbyn - but not applied to the defence secretary Gavin Williamson who was not only something something filtered but also portrayed in a suit, unlike renowned suit wearer Jeremy Corbyn who should only ever be presented accurately in a suit or a hat that looks a bit Soviet. I was now struggling to keep up but was also, I think, livid.
In summary, politicians should stop wearing hats.
