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Thank you, Geckos, for showing a little truth in advertising. That gecko was ready to go, but I thanked him, grabbed my Cajun pasta and left. #geckossrq (at Gecko's Grill & Pub) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHpSMFEAg2R/?igshid=y6lluicfllrv

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When it might be time to lay off the energy drinks and take a break from wrapping crystals. (PS: Anyone know both how much copper there is in 20" of 28 gauge copper, and how much Cu an 80lb Golden Retriever can safely process? (It's a JOKE! (I love Mia the Goldie, but I'd never waste that much wire on her GI tract. Plus, it was my damned treat. She can get her own.) (at Underland) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGoRrDLAXqL/?igshid=dxsw7vrjf4ev

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Reblog if you want dirty messages from horny lesbians

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Ask us something dirty, y'all. 💦💦

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FUN SEVERE BIPOLAR FACT #833:

It’s 2:27am Saturday, 19 September. The National Hurricane Center has a pretty good idea where Hurricane Teddy will be Wednesday night, and I have zero idea whether I’m going to wake up in six hours feeling meh, feeling so wired that I buy drive two hours for no more reason that I can’t sit still unless I’m weaving through highway traffic at 90mph.

Or I could just wish I were fucking dead, and my first words are, “Oh shit. Not again.” All I can do is roll the Dice of Mental Pestilence and hope this isn’t the day I crap-out for good.

#bipolar disease #severe depression #mental illness sucks

Oddly, within 60 seconds of sending my reply, I received this. It’s pretty obviously an automated reply. Now I’m disheartened, for they didn’t address my concerns. Stupid 100% not-made-up school officials. (at Lamborghini Sarasota) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSzESVA_BM/?igshid=1x0qv8v2w016

I swear, the sun came out the moment I pressed “Send.” (at The Ether) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSwCHWAy8J/?igshid=1vk7vlhg09pl5

That sinking feeling you get when you realize your YouTube algorithm has finally nailed you cold. #bleakassfuture #sameasitneverwas #goodthingimusedtoit #lovelessmarriageandmasturbationftw (at The Ether) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFRk6Xcg2j9/?igshid=18irmgmkzhflk

#bleakassfuture #sameasitneverwas #goodthingimusedtoit #lovelessmarriageandmasturbationftw

@lysergix btw LOL @ “Good morning fellow homosexuals.” I totally snortled. My roommate Freshman year, in occasional fits of consternation, would glare at me and whispersnarl “What kind of a homosexual are you anyway?” He was a Theatre Major, and he said this with so much melodramatic intensity that I couldn’t keep a straight face. All I could do is say “a part-time one?” then go out into the dorm hall so I could laugh.