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Would you like some tea? Or are you interested in the crystals I have? [RP/Ask blog for an indie OC in the BH6 setting. Feel free to ping an ask for RP or if you're just curious! Tag list provided, so you can know what tags I use, in case you need to blacklist something! Icon art by corvidkai, mun is corvidkai; tracks the tag #crystalsandtea.] No matter the RP setting, this blog is attached to hackeryuki and lookunderthemask. They're always part of her canon.

[crystalsandtea]

//Sooo....anyone remember me?

[askkairi]

some reincarnation AUs

I fell in love with you three lifetimes ago and I’ve been looking for you ever since but I’ve been starting to give up and my friends’s new crush has your eyes and oh god I’m not going to steal someone’s date just because I’m hoping you’re the person I met in a past life (jk yes I am)

I’ve met you in every single lifetime and I always hope it will work out but it doesn’t but I’ll still keep finding you again because those few days/months/years together with you are always so worth it 

 I meet and fall in love with you in every lifetime at the same age but your age is always different so it never works out and for the first time I’m meeting you when we’re the same age and I’m horrified that I might fuck this up 

 I skipped like four cycles of reincarnation and I know you’re pissed at me for leaving you all those lifetimes but it wasn’t my fault please please will you take me back 

 We only remember each other in alternating lifetimes so every lifetime we have to find one another and convince each other that we’re soul mates but half the time I won’t believe you and half the time you’re already dating someone else 

 I don’t know how to tell you this but the reason you didn’t see me in our last reincarnation cycle is because for some fucked up reason I was reincarnated as your dog 

 We keep reincarnating as people who speak different languages and it’s kind of pissing me off because I can never initially confirm if it’s you but at least I keep learning a bunch of cool new languages each lifetime

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Send ♚ for a randomly generated Fairy Tale AU starter

My muse is poor and wants to go to the ball, but your muse won’t let them.

Your muse is poor and wants to go to the ball, but my muse won’t let them.

My muse is locked in a tower guarded by a fire breathing dragon

We’re wolves being hunted by farmers.

Our muses are sheep herders that are trying to protect the flock from wolves.

Your muse has been turned into a mouse! How does mine react?

My muse has stumbled upon your muse’s hermit home in the middle of the forest

Our muses are locked in a dungeon/oubliette together.

My muse has traveled through a mirror to a fairy tale world and your muse is the first fairy tale creature they’ve met

My muse is disguised as a witch and has come to visit yours.

You muse is disguised as a witch and has come to visit yours.

Our muses are poor and have traded their last item of any worth for magic beans.

My muse is traveling through the forest and is lost only to come upon a gingerbread house where your muse is being held captive by an evil witch.

Your muse is traveling through the forest and is lost only to come upon a gingerbread house where my muse is being held captive by an evil witch.

We’ve been turned into frogs!

Your muse is the size of a man’s thumb and mine has to carry you around in their pocket.

My muse is the size of a man’s thumb and yours has to carry mine around in their pocket.

My muse was on their way to an important event when stopped in the forest by your muse who is secretly a wolf.

Your muse was on their way to an important event when stopped in the forest by my muse who is secretly a wolf.

Your muse is my muse’s loyal guard.

My muse is your muse’s loyal guard.

Our muses are royal siblings.

Our muses meet at a masquerade ball. Your muse is my muse’s kingdom’s rival.

My muse is being kept in a castle by your muse who is described as “heartless” and “wild”

Your muse is being kept in a castle by my muse who is described as “heartless” and “wild”

Our muses are in a fairy tale prison surrounded by dangerous hardened criminals.

My muse wished your muse away to the Goblin Kingdom.

Your muse wished my muse away to the Goblin Kingdom

My muse has been abducted by trolls.

Your muse has been abducted by trolls.

[askrockthundermare-deactivated2]

reblog if you rp nsfw.

[crystalsandtea]

And just as a reminder to all of my followers:

NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:

blood

gore

horror

psychological

and anything possibly largely triggering

[crystalsandtea]

//I’M AWAKE. I have work in a couple hours, but yoooooooooooooo.

[tomagogos]

…….. Tadashi!

[crystalsandtea]

//Skittering offline to conk out. Hope to RP with you all again soon! <3

[crystalsandtea]

//If anyone is still following this....

WHO WANTS A STARTER?

[crystalsandtea]

//Sorry I dropped off the face of the planet guys. Work was, quite honestly, killing me inside. I had a boss who was sexually harassing me, a company that did NOTHING after transferring me to another [thankfully better] store, and everything was just...

I hurt.

I’m back now, though. I have a new job [on week two of training, with my first test behind me!], I’m getting my life put together, and things are finally starting to CLICK.

[comerpwithme]

STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!

*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.

FOR AMIGOS;

“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”

“You were right. As per usual.”

“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”

“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”

“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”

“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”

“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”

“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”

“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”

“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”

“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”

“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”

“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”

“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”

“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”

“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”

“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”

“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”

“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”

“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”

“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”

“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”

“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”

“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”

“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”

“How much money do you have on you?”

“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”

“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”

“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”

FOR LOVERS;

“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”

“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”

“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”

“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”

“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”

“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”

“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”

“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”

“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”

“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”

“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”

“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”

“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”

“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”

“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”

“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”

“My dog licks better than you do.”

“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”

“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”

“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”

“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”

“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”

“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”

“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”

“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”

“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”

“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”

“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”

“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”

“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”

“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”

FOR TEXTERS;

[text] This is upsetting my poop.

[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.

[text] So it involves feces and large birds.

[text] She said that to you? Why?

[text] Please come back. I miss you.

[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?

[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.

[text] …did you just send me a nude?

[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.

[text] I don’t know why I said that.

[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.

[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.

[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?

[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.

[text] Please. I need this so badly.

[text] I trust you completely.

[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.

[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.

[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.

[text] I will not get you donuts.

[text] Please? I love you.

[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.

[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.

[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.

[text] You’re cute.

[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.

[text] Fuck off.

[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.

[prince-shining-armor]

Next five people to say 'Mistletoe' in my askbox get a kiss.

[embarrassmeme]

Send me "S" and my muse will react to your muse sliding a finger down their back, unexpectedly.

[crystalsandtea]

//Am a little slow because I'm stringing a popcorn garland.

[crystalsandtea]

She nodded, uncrossing her arms. “I’ll help you, then. You said yourself…you’re not a field agent. But I am, and depending on what he’s gotten himself into…well, my particular set of skills may be very handy. Maybe we can even find another rulebreaker or two to help if we can’t get the clearance to go after him.”

[alivebutscarred]

He scoffed, “Another? Please, I have a whole arsenal of rulebreakers,” he responded, referring to the Nerd Herd…Or rather, Honey Lemon, GoGo, Wasabi and Fred. They weren’t directly related to Hiro but they sure as hell want to save their friend… "So we’ve got lab rats…." he started, "Not very athletic lab rats. We’re gonna need some agents…And I’m sure there are quite a few here familiar with the doings of Hydra," he started.

[crystalsandtea]

Kaida looked thoughtful, arms crossed and an odd look in her eyes. "Your group...I think...I might know one agent to grab, definitely. As for others...I can go digging. Won't take me long. Hydra won't know what stole him from them."

[brittsmemes]

Put "It's snowing!" in my ask for my muses reaction

[nanotechtenka]

crystalsandtea

Kaida wrinkled her nose at the dark skies, nodding. “Yeah…I’m hoping it holds out until the trolley gets here. I don’t particularly feel like getting drenched.” It would take forever for her hair to dry out if that happened…

She nodded her agreement, the one day she decided not to take the car (or an umbrella, for that fact), it looked like it was going to pour at the drop of a pin. Maybe she could call her brother to pick her up with an extra umbrella….But then that would make Ken or Hirari go out of their way…

[crystalsandtea]

"So what got you stuck out here?" She sent the other a sympathetic smile, honestly curious. "I'm used to it, since I take this trolley every day..."

[the-12th-tucker-deactivated2015]

Please reblog if you enjoy Marvel and you're a woman

I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!

[aurea-lucem-deactivated20150225]

MARVEL WOMEN ASSEMBLE

[fleabag-2000]

[dwlostcompanion]

80615 strong so far!

[estateofdecay]

WE BROKE 90 THOUSAND!!!

[witchoflight]

174,911 MARVEL WOMEN! WE ARE LEGION!

[crystalsandtea]

//I grew up on Marvel. I remember watching the X-Men cartoon. Not the 'Evolution' one [though that one had its good points]. The one that looked like someone animated one of the older comics. And had the badass music for the opening.