well when life gives you lEmons

daniel | what the fuck is an age (27) | what the fuck is a gender (any pronouns) --- semi-dep. davesprite written by jenga

[nyota-sungura]

“No shades” they said, “Strider Irony isn’t allowed, not even for your plus one” they said, but y’know we { @crytypid } already had ‘em stashed in our pockets anyways for that vital moment they stopped lookin’. 

[crytypid]

peep me and my plus one serving looks at the gala

[falseknees]

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

[1o9]

[thepowergame-deactivated2015091]

[actualsufjan-deactivated2016092]

cursed image

[nfji8ikjnwji3-blog]

you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die

[carbonatedmustard]

made it with an hour to spare

[huhval]

[crytypid]

bigbrodowninthesouth:

I don’t have it, but sometimes a good slurp helps.

i dont know what this means and honestly i think i want to keep it that way bye

[crytypid]

bigbrodowninthesouth:

pay up i have cornchips to purchase in bulk

[bigbrodowninthesouth]

@crytypid Stop what? I see no wrong being done.

[crytypid]

vore post on main 8 million dollar fine

[crytypid]

ive watched the trolls movie like 5 times in the last three days and thats just how my life is going right now

[psittacined]

YOURE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT

[psittacined]

[crytypid]

real nice of gio to code out the black eye he gave me yesterday

[boys-r-cute]

appreciate boys with long hair, cowards

[dropdykegorgeous]

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

[2sad2live]

……..what does this mean

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

It means you just have to deal with that

[pavelchekovswig]

[nyota-sungura]

Been a while, y’ miss me?

[crytypid]

oh look at the time

[crytypid]

a spam bot left me on read and thats how my life is going