fuck you.

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the world. It's impossible.

[csage04]

WOW THERE ARE SOME CUTE LESBIANS OUT THERE SHOUTOUT TO THE CUTE LESBIANS I WISH I WAS ONE OF YOU K BYE.

[cannibalchicken]

[softdog]

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[armandgender]

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

[moami]

as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

[toomanyraccoons]

That song came out like a month ago, how old are you

[imsobadatnicknames]

How are you posting from 1971?

[jakemorph]

homie thought lil nas did country roads

[valtsv]

how fast do you type???

i have adhd and i'm heavily caffeinated if that answers your question

[k-dhd]

[theygender]

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water

[isnt]

[isnt]

[isnt]

[lauramkaye]

A Song By Me In Honor Of My Finally Refilling My ADHD Medication

So I ran out of my ADHD meds a couple of days before my doctor appointment to get the refill. And then, being off my meds, I completely flaked on the appointment. And then it took me nearly a week to reschedule and get in to see the doctor and rectify the situation. Today is the first day in like two weeks I've been appropriately medicated and I am so happy to no longer feel like I'm possessed by some kind of hyperactive shrieking animal (like, you remember those old Quizno's ads with the horrific things that yelled about how they loved the subs? I'm thinking something like that) that I wrote a song expressing my joy.

This song is titled "My Brain On Vyvanse*" and should be sung to the tune of "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel.

(*Note: Other ADHD medications are available. I just happen to take the one that has the same meter as the word "silence".)

Hello, Vyvanse, my old friend It’s nice to use my brain again I ran out of pills two weeks ago; Ever since, my thoughts dashed to and fro And before I made it back to the doc this week Things were bleak But now my brain’s on Vyvanse.

I was like a squirrel on crack Could never seem to pull it back Instead of PowerPoints and paying bills My brain was always running for the hills Learning how to weave, and the backstories of Star Wars clones But in my bones I knew I needed Vyvanse.

And I know it’s not just me Each time I look, I always see People asking “What did I do wrong? Why are things so hard and take so long?” People saying “I’m too smart to act so dumb,” Till they’re numb I was too, till Vyvanse.

Brains like ours don’t work the same They jump around, like it’s a game And no matter how hard we work It still looks like all we do is shirk It’s so hard when they think we don’t care When we just need help (Like Vyvanse.)

Now I’m back on meds again Welcome home, my brain, my friend. It feels great to get some work done Without a deadline looming like a gun I was tense and unfocused, always anxious that disaster loomed And I’d be doomed Without the aid of Vyvanse.

[toastbutteregg]

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