In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
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Vessel was on her bed, staring blankly at the ceiling. One of her ears flicked, she bet at least one person outside was squealing from their injuries.
Daishin Orange was on the opposite bed, typing on her phone. As she had mentioned earlier, she was wearing a navy blue shirt, with a pixilated image of a white cat and the word "ibuprofen" in white text.
Orange looked over at the white-haired uma.
..you are one of the few lesbians I know in this room, you know that?
She stiffened.
..Dai, this school is full of lesbians.
She simply tilted her head, her copper gaze showing nothing.
..I know.
I said that you're one of the few in this room, Vessel. Y'know, most umas went to the Academy. Including your favorite star-crossed girlfriend.
Vessel visibly reddened, but the bay uma kept yapping.
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Very, very young siblings (implied to be around elementary age in rp): Marble Cake (m) & Buchiko (m)
other younger siblings that wont be mentioned (because i dont want her to look like maruzensky, and they were born years after her career): Shironii (nb), 2015 (nb) and Butchini (m)
"b-but those horses had more progeny!!!" ok fine under the cut you get EVERY niece and nephew
"liz why are you putting yourself through torture" i dont know. i found that two of yukichans kids had french names so i wanted a fluffy headcanon (that vessel knows bits of french from them). and i really like mapping out family trees. that's how we got here.
also any horses that are just years (2008 & 2015) are just their dams name but with the year after.. everyone here will be easy because all of Vessel's siblings who had kids were mares// (ex: Yukichan 2017)
nibling = horses that arent called fillies, colts, mares, stallions or geldings on netkeiba
nieces (Yukichan's): Hau Nani, 2017, Hyams Beach, Fonte Des Neiges and Lumi Tytto
niblings (Yukichan's): Maillot Blanc and Amante Bianco
nieces (Mama's Dish's): Sparkle Spurt, Imaichi Girl, Mama's Coffee, Wing Bordeaux, Eika, Fairy Blue and 2024
niblings (Mama's Dish's): Moon and Star & Genyosai
niece (Marshmallow's): 2020
nephew (Marshmallow's): Wimoweh
niblings (Marshmallow's): Hayayakko, Pionono, 2018 and Molokini Moon
nieces (Blanc Manger's): Oeufs a la Neige and Oliebollen
niblings (Blanc Manger's): Meikei Fujin and Danon Hurlock
nieces (Marble Cake's): Rouge Eclair, Blanchir and 2024
nephew (Marble Cake's): Sukh
niblings (Marble Cake's): Cool Trucker and 2025
nieces (Buchiko's): Sodashi, Mama Cocha, Marga and Snow Whisper
niblings (Buchiko's): Kalpa, Estaa and 2025
nibling (Butchini's): 2025
aand im not mentioning the kids of those nieces and nephews. i think that'd make it a little too obvious that vessel got absolutely no game irl.
(..assuming vessel isnt a gelding, from my sources they're a stallion)
In total that is... 26 nieces, 3 nephews and 16 niblings!
45 niblings in total. that's.. a lot of horses. so many horses.
thank god im not drawing the biblical family tree...
WHAT'D YOU SAY? WE– WE CANT HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHISPER LIKE THAT MAN THERES ALOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW YOUR GONA HAVE TO SPEAK UP 🤚👂
..I was muttering to not look aggressive, but alright. I can repeat it.
All sixteen of those children need to agree that their mother is flawed. It's childish to stubbornly disagree and say that their mother is somehow better than the Goddesses.
Yes, I know that children are childish with an adoration for their parents, but at their age? When a good handful of them are close to attending Tracen? My niece and nephew have more common sense, and they're toddlers!
Doto has committed indirect manslaughter through the demons she willingly summoned, has sexually assaulted Opera, and put Opera in the hospital because of her overbearing confidence.
If she truly had a sweet heart like those children say she has, she would accept the punishments because she knows the weight of what she's done. She hasn't. And a sea of anons have come to her side to evade those consequences, when she clearly doesn't deserve any shortcuts!
I won't push atonement and repentance onto her, but if she wants to be greater than the Goddesses like her children are squealing about, that would be one step on the right path.
Though, NOTHING could outmatch the Goddesses. Outside of other Gods, and Doto is far from being one. Very, very far.
Vessel, I found out what our little unknown variable was. Pride is for the queers. As for the “you know what that means” part, your guess is as good as mine.
Do they expect us to run gay races? How would that even work..
~ @brandnewkindofconstellation
..I knew what Pride Month was, I just didn't know what the saying meant.
I am a lesbian, you can't get more queer than that.
Maybe "gay" races would have us tying ribbons to our tails or ears to representthe pride flags? Maybe some charms?
Hehe... I'm doing that for my next race, just so Orange gets to boast about how I looked for once.
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