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[cswillzoldficz]

my twin and my familiar have the same name this is so humiliating

[cswillzoldficz]

Excuse me mr teacher please can you do boyfriend TAE and the rest of bts as boyfriends and as fathers PLS YOUR BLOG GIVES ME LIFE

im working on boyfriend!jimin right now! but you can bet ill work on boyfriend!tae right after and father!bts ;)) stay tuned bud💞

[cswillzoldficz]

Hi, just thought I'd let you know that your boyfriend!chanyeol post made me want to simultaneously cry while throwing myself out of a window ahaha ~

it’s been a while since i got messages like these :’))) thank you so much my friend, hope you stick around for more!

[cswillzoldficz]

boyfriend!suho

• doesn’t believe in illegal downloading, buy off itunes only buddy

• your best “dates” together are to the grocery store

• mainly consists of him just pushing you around in the shopping cart while checking things off the list

• actually v strict w grocery shopping, no matter how much fun youre having, if the list says eggs and milk and you say you want some eggo waffles or smth, jumnyeon will be all like “no jagi, we have to stick to the budget”

• a v organized couple, yall have a big white board kinda calendar thing where you both write down your schedules and plans for each day and it’s v helpful

• buys many things for you. and your friends. and your friend’s friends. and your friend’s friend’s friends.

• your friends call jumnyeon your sugar daddy and it makes you so mad bc no !!! he’s not my sugar daddy !!!!!! he’s my boyfriend that i love and cherish !!!!!!!!

• prolly started off as your next door neighbour that basically acted as an older brother except you’ve had a crush on him since he moved in

• boy took a while to finally catch some feelings

• since he basically treated you as though you were like a younger sibling to him, he was all like ??/??/ im sorry ??/?/??/? i just ,,, don’t see you that way ??/?/

• bc like ok the boy is mommy af like he prepares you sandwiches when you come home from school and hang out for the time being at his place and y'all probably did the thing with those cup telephones to communicate at night

• but when you both start entering adulthood and you start getting more independent, like cooking your own meals, ditching the cup phone, and chilling at his place less frequently bc yknow, college, jumnyeon is all like no ,,, my favourite person ,,,,, ignoring me ,,, i cannot handle,,, haha ,, lmao what am i thinking ,,, it’s almost as if i like them lmaooo ,,,,, wait-

• respects your personal space and the time you need to yourself but he hits you up at nine in the evening and you’re like ??/? jumnyeon ?? hey haven’t talked to you in a while"

• and he’s all like “im sorry i know your finals are coming up but I need to see you like right now” but you’re like bruh my alarm system is on and if i disarm it my dads phone is gonna go off like i can’t so jumnyeon is all like “pull out your cup telephone”

• “ … what ..? jumnyeon, no, how old are you? we can talk here, on the phone. we’re not kids anymor-” “jUST DO IT”

• so you open your window and he opens his so now you’re both talking on that cute little cup telephone and he’s all like “this is nostalgic” and you’re like “lmao yeah so what is it you wanted to say ??”

• “oH SHI T YEAH RIGHT OK SO remember when you told me you liked me when you were 16 and i was 20 and i turned you down bc like i couldn’t see you as more than a sibling well ,,, now that you’re 20 and im 24 and you’re communicating less and less w me i ???/? ijuststartedfeelingreallylonelyandemptysonowirealizedthathey!idolikeyouandyoumeansomuchtomesopleasegooutwithmefordinnernextweekend”

• and he just bLASTED THROUGH THAT LAST PART SO QUICK YOURE LIKE ???/?/?/? jUmnyeon slow down say that again but he literally cannot bring himself to do it and from your room you just see him hesitating on his cup telephone whilst his window is open so you’re just resting your elbow on the window ledge waiting for him to compose himself

• so he whispers “,, i like you ,,, so please go out for dinner with me”

• “.. what?? jumnyeon please speak up i literally cannot hear a word you’re saying”

• “.. i … i like .. you ??/?”

• “juMnyeon we’re communicating over 15 year old cup telephones, i can’t hear shit please talk a little loude-”

• “i likE YOU SO PLEASE GRACE ME WITH YOUR PRESENCE FOR A FANCY DINNER DATE AT PIERRE GAGNAIRE AFTER YOUR FINALS”

• at this point, you’re just staring at each other from across your rooms all like ?? did he actually say that ??/? and jumnyeon is looking back at you with wide eyes all like “did i actually just say that ??/?/”

• it was a v intense moment but he yelled it out so loud that the rest of the nearby houses heard it and lights in bedrooms start turning on and the curtains start getting pulled apart so people could see what the hell was going on but it’s no biggie, it’s just the goody goody adult boy visiting his parents from his condo downtown and confessing his love to his childhood friend !! whatever !!!

• likes to cup your face between his hands and squish your cheeks so you make that fish face and you fucking hate it

• but he can’t help it bc you’re soOoO cute !!

• the super motivational type of boyfriend ok listen

• let’s say you’re working out or tryna assume a healthy lifestyle, boi won’t let you purchase that jar of Nutella. ice cream ??? nuh huh sweetheart throw that back in the freezer. kellogs frosted flakes cereal who ??/ you’re all about oatmeal w fresh blueberries now oh shit whattup

• studying for finals my friend ??? u needn’t worry, the luv or your life will stop by staples on the way home and get you some 3 by 5 inch index cards omy whatta a kindred soul

• likes to sit in the living room w your mother w a cup of coffee looking over your baby pictures and chatting the day away

• v traditional and romantic hold up let me explain

• shows up at your door on date nights in a white button up shirt all like to your father “hello good evening mr _____, ——” like he is so polite and so formal your parents are in love w him

• he doesn’t like candid pictures bc he doesn’t think of himself as a camera friendly person but one time you were on a date and you brought those cute little Polaroid cameras right

• so let’s say you went to the beach and bought some ice cream and now you’re sitting on a bench just talking about life and deep things

• but all of a sudden you’re like hey what if i fed these seagulls laxatives how cool would that be and jumnyeon just wouldn’t stop laughing

• and you take this opportunity all like o shit my boyfriend’s lookin candid af better take a picture so you snap a picture of his side profile just laughing w one hand holding his face and his smile peeping out from the gap between his ring finger and pinky and his teeth are so straight and white and his skin is clear and he is literally an angel like bOI HOW

• to this day he still doesn’t know that you took that picture and you photocopied it just in case and keep the second copy in your wallet and the original copy in a special place in your room where no one would find it

• would probably scratch your back at night if you asked

• he enjoys long talks at night during thunderstorms

• you love the rain and so does your boyfriend but literally thunder is his worst enemy every time a storm is coming up you can bet ur liver he’ll be hitting you up in no time all like “hey, sorry to disturb you but you’ve seen the weather forecast you know the drill”

• he gets startled v easily like he’ll be in the middle of talking all like, “hey remember that little shop you wanted to visit that just opened up downtown ??? i have some free time this weekend so if you want- hOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST HEARTHA T lOUD CLAP OF THUNDER I ALMOST WENT INTO CARDIAC ARRESt”

• way too considerate, if you ask him where he wants to go during a date he’ll respond w a “anywhere is fine as long as im w you :)))))” or “its up to you !! im fine w whatever !!! :)))” like he is so cheesy its gross af but it’s cute so u tolerate it

• cherish him my friend, cherish him like u would ur mother

[cswillzoldficz]

boyfriend!kyungsoo or jongin pls???? both are my biases and im dying because all the other ones u've made are gOLD

yes okokokokokkok so boyfriend!kyungsoo was posted like a lOooOong while ago and that can be found here and boyfriend!jongin is right here thank you for being patient ily have a nice life

[cswillzoldficz]

boyfriend!jongin

• v calm v cool v sensible v serene = perfect boyfriend material

• it will be three months into your relationship when he suggests getting a dog together

• it doesn’t even stand for anything, not your loyalty to each other or some everlasting symbol of your love and trust, the boy just really wants a puppy

• you and the dog are the two main loves of his life but sometimes you’re convinced that he cares more about the dog than you

• one of the biggest fights you two ever got into was when you took your little cute fluffy doggy to petsmart for a trim without consulting jongin and when you came back to pick it up, the originally tiny ball of floofy squish was looking like a damn sewer rat

• ‘no ,,, i ,,, im not angry w you i jsut ,,, can’t understand why you couldn’t wait until i got home so we could decide on a fine grooming place to take it ???? && u took it to petsmart out of all places ???? pETSMART ?? ??/?/?“

• “jongin, sweetheart, please calm down, it’s hair will grow back out in a few months time it’s no big deal”

• “but petsmart tho ???//? posh puppies is just a ten minute drive from here i jsut dont get it ,,

• secretly likes to search up wedding venues just for fun

• but this made you question him for a while bc whenever you come around, he’s always on his laptop and shuts it imMEDIATELY when you come to see what he’s looking at like cmon buddy what’s goin on

• you just ask him straight up one day,

• “jongin, do you actually have the nerve to go on pornhub while im here in the same room as you ???”

• “wh-wh-wh-wh-wHATTTTT ??/?/??//?/ p-P-pOrNhUB ????/?/?/? jAGI YOU CNANO T BE SERIOUS RIGHT NW O I JUST-”

• v shady so you decide to wrestle this boy for his laptop and when you succeed, you open it up expecting to see nude women but ????

• “Château de Challain wedding venue ??? Guam Dusit Thani honeymoon packages ???? jongin explain yourself”

• it wasn’t a proposal but he insists that you “look forward to it” like boi wat r u up to

• ray of sunshine likes his chicken bare, with the exception of rice and gravy. anything like ketchup and beyond is a disgrace // maybe mang thomas all purpose sauce is acceptable as well but

• easily flustered, a v smiley and giggly child

• at thanksgiving dinner with your family, you were asked what you were thankful for & you were like “im super thankful for these leather pants kai is wearing today” and he was so embarrassed he needed a bathroom break

• knows and understands you like the back of his hand but is usually v unsure and iffy abt himself

• it’ll be your one year anniversary and he’s looking around with either kyungsoo or sehun for a present and he’d be eyeing a piece of jewellery and the person helping him is all like “spot anything you like ?”

• he’d point at a pair of earrings through the cased glass all like “yeahhh that one looks nice but would it match her ??? idk maybe the light blue would be a good contrast to her skin oR WOUld pink bring out her eyes more ?/??/?/?/?/ hMmMmm”

• sometimes in the dark of the night, you two just like to lay together in the bed looking at the glow up stars you stuck onto the ceiling and fantasize about your future together

• “if we have a girl, i wanna enrol her in ballet as early as possible. even if we have a boy it’d still be cool, we should enrol both in hiphop. ohHhhH maybe guitar !! or piano !!! or violin !!!

• “how many do you want ??

• "like 10, but that’s unrealistic so maybe two”

• extremely patient on your shopping trips & gives actual advice

• he’d be v v cool regarding you buying dresses or tops and bottoms but as soon as you want to step into victoria’s secret, this boy will stop abruptly right at the door and you’d be all like ???/?/?/?

• he’s not even uncomfortable w the fact that it’s a place to buy lingerie, he rlly doesn’t care but the thing is that if he comes in with you, you’re obviously gonna let him see a preview of you in that little cute lacy bra and he’s v worried that he won’t be able to control himself

• generally a v gentle kisser, it starts off w a hand at your waist, smiling in between kisses, and just laying around on a couch but it’ll get to a point where both his hands are cupped around your face and he starts getting v needy and sloppy and yall start shoving each other against doors and shit while your legs are wrapped around his waist like brUH

• since exo endorses //???/?/ for nature republic, whenever you’re out together under disguise, you pass by the store and see his cardboard cutout and you’re like hey !!! that’s you !!!!! that’s my boyfriend !!!!!!!! and he thinks it’s adorable

• yall are the v aesthetic kinda couple, like the ones who kiss in the rain, have long calming talks at a cafe on a cloudy day w an espresso and a croissant, and prolly shop at oak&fort or smth lmao

• he coincidentally asked you to go out with him on april fools and you were all smiley and aboutta say yes but then you're like ,,,, wait ,,,,, lmao boiiiiiii you almost got me fooled for a second there !!! and he's just like ??/? wha t ??/?/??

• loves his niece to the moon and back ok like whenever he's available, he'd offer to babysit so his niece would constantly be at your apartment and he asked you to watch her one time while he took a shower and when he came out, you had already put her to sleep on your bed and he was like :'))))))))) the future mother to my children everybody

• yall disregard what anyone says about your relationship, like he ignores the negative comments made toward him and you ignore the negative comments made toward you bc whatever lmao !! yall are dating each other who really wins here amirite !! :))))

• but he got so pissed off one time when yall were out partying and some guy came up all in your grill and despite the fact that you said you had a boyfriend he was like lmaooOoO !!! whatevErrRrR !!1!11! he's a star and you're just normal so yall are gonna break up soon anyway just hang w me !1!1! and jongin came out and was all like :))))) who's gonna break up soon ???? :))))))))))

• no but thing is, he doesn't even scream profanities or resort to violence he just has v intense eye contact and that passive aggressive smile and he's tall as shit so like

• holds a surreal fear of accidentally dropping his phone into the sewer or like a gap between the elevator and suggests you hold onto your phone tight or put it into your pocket just to be safe

• also directs you to the inner part of the sidewalk on rainy days in case mean drivers are going way too fast and splash yall w the canal water or smth god bless him what a gentleman

• wanted to try that thing in the old classic movies where men take off their coats and put it over a puddle for ladies to step on so they don't get their shoes wet

• he did it one time w his a+ quality topman jacket and you're like ,,, jongin ,,, that's v sweet but ,,,,,, i could've just walked around it ,,,, ihmygod ill pay for the dry cleaners

• but he's all like "nahhh !!1!1!! i just wanted to try it for fun it's okay !1!11!"

• v reckless, sometimes a complete airhead but don't get me wrong it is v adorable a+ boyfriend,quite the looker && a keeper

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boyfriend!kyungsoo

• you always thought he was intimidating bc of that little glare he does every so often so you never talked to him and he thought you hated him which was why he never talked to you

• but it was really just lack of communication and the both of you had this mutual attraction towards each other but couldn’t bring yourselves to say it

• but you’re good friends with jongin and chanyeol and the both of them are just stuck in the middle and have to listen to both you and kyungsoo babble on and on about how cute the other person is and how they wished they could talk to you

• it just reached a point where they got v fed up and was like ‘yo we gotta make them hookup i can’t take this anymore’

• so jongin convinced you and chanyeol convinced kyungsoo to go on a blind date w each other // which was a v V close call btw bc chanyeol doesn’t know how to be lowkey

• jongin wanted to go for something big like that expensive french restaurant downtown that serves fucking escargot and champagne or whatever but chanyeol was like ‘nAAAhhh fham, it’s too much effort, just make em go to the moo milk bar or smth’

• jongin actually wanted to protest against this ‘moo milk bar’ idea but the blind date was so last minute that it ended up getting planned so poorly and later when you both start dating, kyungsoo blames chanyeol for taking his first ever date w the girl he likes so lightly

• the both of you were fuming when you found out that a suggestion that sehun made, just to be a brat, was to make your first date at fucking Subway and chANYEOL ACTUALLY TOOK HIM SERIOUSLY

• but then mama suho came along and saved the day all like ‘nono u idiots, u gotta take her to AT LEAST a sushi buffet cmon’ so everyone settled on that but made suho pay the bill bc he always has the money $$$$

• so you show up and kyungsoo showed up but the second you saw him you were fuckfuCK GOTTA BLAST-

• kyungsoo was v mad at himself for not knowing it would be you bc cmon, who ELSE would they put him on a blind date with

• but more than being angry at himself, he was v angry w chanyeol :)))) and he was just messaging him all like

• ‘chanyeol istg u lil shit do you understand what you’ve just done, dO Y OU UNDERST NA D HOW MUCH SHIT YOU JUST G OT MEIN T O ISTG HOE YOU BETTER PREPARE TO SQUARE FUCK UP BC THIS 173 CM BODY WILL ROUND HOUSE KICK YOU 173 KILOMETRES AWAY FROM ME WHEN I GET BACK’

• everything was just a huge fucking mess, both of you barely spoke a word during dinner, the people behind you had an obnoxious seven year old that just would :)) stop :)))) rocking back and forth in his chair :))) and kyungsoo tripped on his own feet while pulling out your chair to sit just to be a gentlemen

• but you told your friend abt this blind date and you asked her to call you and pick you up in case it was going to shit but the second she calls you, the fucking darth vader theme just resonates throughout the whole restaurant and you’re fumbling your phone bc it was so loud like ‘fuck shit wa itoka y i swear i wasn’t trying to bail out on you i jsut-’

• but kyungsoo is like ‘hold up ,,,, you like Star Wars?“

• so ya you both ditched your meal imMEDIATELY after you both finished it and paid and just went to your unit in your condo to watch Star Wars movies

• everybody was getting so worried but when kyungsoo busted in the dorms looking tired as shit with prominent eyebags, everyone was like ‘kyunGSOO FUCKING SHIT, YOU GOT ACTION RIGHT ON THE FIRST NIGHT !!!!!!’

• ‘wh- what … ????? n- no ,,,, nO o HGO D NO, WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN WE JUST WATCHED MOVIES ALL NIGHT I SWEAr-’

• but that was most probably the best shitty date he has ever been on

• you constantly argue over anakin skywalker

• 'no, christ, kyungsoo, you don’t understand okay anakin jUST MADE A MISTAKE HE JUST NEEDED A LIL LOVE-’

• tbh kyungsoo couldn’t care less abt anakin, he’s more of an obi wan kenobi person but he only snaps back at you bc 1) you only like anakin bc he’s hot and 2) he doesn’t want to know which celebrities you find attractive other than him

• but really, he tries to avoid ACTUAL arguments as much as possible bc when he gets way too into it, he literally will not stfu and sometimes he talks so much that it results into you crying bc you got so frustrated with him and kyungsoo is just like 'agh fuck :)))’

• v afraid of your parents, esP your father

• when he came over to your house to have dinner for the first time, your dad was generally nice and was like aye whattup and put his hand on kyungsoo’s shoulder as a casual man-to-man welcome and he literally tensed as harD AS a fucking rock

• he was sweating profusely during dinner and your mom was just like ??? u good fham ????

• 'wh- whAT ??? ohOHOH O me ??? im pERFEC T :)) fAntAS TIC ACTUALLY !!! hOoO boy, it suRE IS A LIL HUMID IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME !! :))))’

• kyungsoo is usually v composed and calm and chill and hella rad but all it took was one dinner to send his walls crashing down

• overall, dinner was a success bc aside from, you know, your boyfriend being a nervous wRECK- he was v v polite and respectful and made his intentions w you clear + your parents liked him bc he was talented

• your parents invite him over for karaoke night a lot and always make him sing open arms by journey // and if they’re feeling pushy, maybe sabor ami

• you call him 'mom’ as a nickname bc cMOn okay, he can cook, sing you to sleep, clean up after your mess, look out after your needs and once you proposed to him w a ring pop

• probably the furthest you ever took this joke was when it was 2 in the morning and you wanted to text your mom who was on a night shift at her work to get you some on sale cereal on her way back home in a couple hours but you accidentally called kyungsoo

• he still brings it up to this day w a scowl on his face and uses that as his excuse every time he does something wrong

• 'okay yeah, i might’ve eaten that last slice of cake in the fridge that was primarily for you but remember that one time you called me at 2am :)))) a night before a concert, mind you :)))) thinking i was ur mom and asking me to get you some fucking honey nut cheerios :))))’

• 'ok listen that was oNCE’

• you guys sing in the shower a lot

• w8 don’t misunderstand, not tOGETHER IN THE SHOWER but when yall have your separate turns both of you sing a lot which causes the other person who’s in the kitchen or smth to hum along :)))

• he always cleans up after your messes

• when you have some friends over and have a makeup night or smth and they leave, your whole room is just a mess with bread crumbs everywhere, maybe some spilt water, and kyungsoo will literally stop whatever he’s doing to help you clean up bc 1) he hates mess and 2) he feels uncomfortable with the sight of you cleaning alone

• isn’t a fan of couple items so when you asked if you could at least have like, something v discreet like couple rings, he was like ,,,,,, yo idk ,,,, if the media and the company finds out about us i ,,,

• this slightly upset you but you gotta understand his point of view bc idol life is hard so you just smile all like lmao right i got you its all good, i didn’t really want em anyway but the idea just sounded cool hahahHA

• but lay awake at night just thinking about it and is all like yo jongin, u up

• so he just kinda chats w him for the next hour or so just contemplating bc he's just like 'ik she wants these rings man gdi she told me she doesn't want them bUT I KNOW SHE DOES so like ??? what should i do ???? i kinda want them too they're cute af but the manager might bust my ass joNGIN DID YOU FALL ASLEEP'

• but one day when you're both watching those star wars cartoons on teletoon or smth, he's like hey gimme ur hand and you're like k and she just kinda slips that ring into your finger

• you're just kinda staring at it wide eyed and before you can say anything, he's just like 'w8 ok this is not a proposal, i would've given it much more thought than this if it was'

• so he has this habit now that he takes your hand and kisses your finger that the ring is on

• gives you tremendous support in your studies

• when you're confused w something, he'll either come over or FaceTime you to help you study or when you're distracted, he'll get your focus back on track like what would u do w/o do kyungsoo honestly

• whenever you both watch a romantic drama movie that he's starring in that has many cute and romantic scenes w his costars, he points at a close-to-kissing scene all like 'i was thinking of you when i had to shoot this okay' or 'don't pay attention to this, let's skip it forward' or 'im just going to remind you right now that you're my number 1 and i love you so much'

• and you're like chill soo, i know

• probably willing to buy you pads or tampons

• literally willing to do anything or try anything for you

• one time he asked you what your favourite dish was and you said smth like idk, beef stroganoff ????

• he was like hm i dont know how to make that and you were like lmao it's chill, only my mom knows how to make it and if you thought he would let go of the topic so easily, guess what's coming

• you come back home from school or work, tired as shit and ready to take a nap but the second you enter your house, a smELL SO GOOD AND SO FAMILIAR WAFTS TOWARDS YOUR NOSE AND YOURE LIKE WAIT IS THAT-

• yes fam, it's kyungsoo in the kitchen cooking your favourite beef stroganoff

• you're like holy shit and he's like try it !!! and it tastes exactly !!! like !!! your mom's !!!!!! and you're like hey how did you get this recipe, its my moms secret and soo was like lmao i asked for it :))

• he rarely ever cries but the only time you remember him crying was on his birthday and he was in another country on tour so he couldn't spend it w you but the boys planned smth and next thing he knows, your face is on the big screen on stage and the fans have their flashlights out and waving it all around and everyone including yourself is singing him a happy birthday and he just :')))))))

• so when the concert is over, the whole fandom knows about your relationship but let's not talk about that bc its kyungsoo's birthday and he spent the whole night facetiming you and just expressing his gratitude

• 'i love you so much for this, you know that?'

• 'yes soo, ive only known in the past five times you've told me in the last ten minutes'

• he also gives the best hugs

• usually, he'd just lazily snake an arm around your shoulder to pull you close and give you a forehead kiss or smth; kinda like a half hug

• but in times when you haven't seen each other in long whiles, like when he's back from tour and you come to the airport to meet him, he will put both hands around your waist and clasp them at your back so you can't get out and lean back a lil so you gotta go on your tippy toes

• he's also gonna put a hand at the back of your head and kiss either your temple or your hair

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boyfriend!suga

• a lotta afternoon naps together

• sometimes on his days off you come over at like three in the afternoon to chill and he’s still sleeping so you’re like yo yoongi wake up

• he just grumbles and turns his back to you so theres more space on the bed and is just like ‘k you got space now pls lay and sleep’ and you’re like nO its already late you gotta do smth productive yoongi pls wake up

• but he just keeps grumbling and mumbling how its ‘like 6 in the morning’ and you’re like k i guess ill lay down for two minutes and you close your eyes but the second you wake up, three hours have passed, it is 6 in the evening and you overslept by accident

• ‘gOD DAMN IT YOONGI’

• you always see him scoffing at his phone and you dont even need to ask in order to know it was probably taehyung or jungkook annoying the shit out of him

• acts like you coming over a lot is a nuisance and that he’d rather sleep but he is super low-key happy when you text him out of the blue like ‘hey I’m on the way to your dorms and ill be there in probably 5 mins lmao cya’ 

• when you make plans w other people he’s like ightt have fun dont get too crazy but he is probably going to sleep the whole day bc if you’re not there then honestly wats the point

• but when you text him all like ‘change of plans, so and so got sick so we’re postponing the hangout to next week’

• “ahhhh mannnn so that means you’re coming over ?? i was having such a nice dream too so i guess i gotta wake up awhh man :( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• you’re probably 70% the inspiration he uses when writing a song

• also v nonchalant abt it

• doesn’t really have a problem w you reading his song book and you point to a line and say ‘hey that sounds familiar’ and he’d be all ‘well yeah, that part was inspired by you’

• he got that line from you when he was getting frustrated and pissed off bc he had song writer’s block and you gave him this pep talk abt him being the best in the world, his songs are great, don’t be discouraged bc this is only temporary, and all that jazz

• on that day, he told you that your pep talk didn’t help him in the slightest but look :)))) your words :))) are in his song :)))))))

• min yoongi u sly dog

• extremely deep sleeper

• on days when you’re taking afternoon naps and laying on the same bed, you are cAGED against him and when you try to get out he just lets out a v angry groan and pulls you even tighter to his chest like welp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ looks like ur staying there for the next few hours

• the couple that everyone is scared of bc they have resting bitch faces

• both of you had the same first impression of each other

• ‘jagi, what did you think of me when we first met’

• ‘tbh, i thought you were an asshole’

• ‘really ??? wow what a coincidence bc same’

• he hates pet names, he hates pet names, he really hates pet names // he’s probably only comfortable w ‘jagiya’

• you guys were watching cartoons in the dorms when yogi the bear came on and you looked at him all like 'hey, u know, yoongi and yogi kind of sound similar’

• you were almost tempted to scootch away from him a little bit bc the look he gave you was so terrifying and he desperately does not want you to mention that ever again

• but yoongi heard from hobi that his contact picture on your phone was yogi and he was like no she can’t do that to me, she wouldn’t

• so when you left your phone beside him while going to the washroom, he called your number to see if yogi would actually show up on your screen as his contact picture and it did and when you came back from the washroom, yoongi looked like the world had just ended

• he bullshat a six sentence, on the spot, rap asking you to change his contact picture to a predebut photo instead of yogi bear

• you treat his lines in his solo raps as common phrases used in everyday life, with the most popular being, 'i don’t give a shit, i don’t give a fuck’ and he is v proud

• but when they released the most beautiful moment in life pt 1 and you heard 'moving on’, yoongi is suddenly regretting letting you hear the song bc instead of usually calling out to him in ur sweet voice, 'yoongi?’ now you’re like

• 'hEYO SUGA’

• acts annoyed w you half the time but really, you’re the light of his life, his soul mate, the aIR HE BREATHES

• no but wait okay let me elaborate

• he was talking to hoseok one time about you when you first started dating and hobi asked yoongi what made him like you in the first place

• and he was like, 'well let’s see ,,,,’ and he goes into a lot of detail on how you motivate him a lot, you push him to give it 110% all the time, you have a really nice smile and ,,, and taehyung heard it all even if it was just supposed to be a yoongi to hoseok, heart to heart, self reflection

• yoongi told taehyung to never show his face to him again if he ever told you abt the things he said and tae was like 'dw fham, i gotta be lowkey, i got you i got you ;))))))

• but you were waiting for yoongi after practice and bumped into tae while your boyfriend was doing whatever he was doing

• and so this boy decided to crack a joke that made you laugh and tae was like 'o, suga hyung was right, you do have a nice smile :))))’ and you were like 'wat’ and tae was like 'wat’

• what taehyung had accidentally let slip out of his mouth became a secret between the both of you bc you knOW how yoongi will make that child suffer but you also used this situation to blackmail the little bean and yoongi noticed why he doesn’t bother you as much anymore

• complains a lot

• it’s usually about their comebacks when bighit bleaches his hair

• every time he’s like,,, 'this fuckin company istg im gonna sue them this time i swear to the fukcnging ,,,’ but he never does it

• you both wake up really late on your days off and surprisingly, yoongi woke up first and since you had a sleepover movie marathon at the dorms, he tried to make you breakfast

• you shuffle in the room w a bed head and ruffled pajamas and see nothing but these waffles on the table and yoongi is like dig in

• you just woke up, but waste no time teasing him about this, saying 'awh man i dont know,,,, if these are like the waffles you made for coolio then ,,,’

• 'okay that was like two years ago’

• you still end up eating the waffles and you could bet my liver that they tasted like fucking eggo god damn they were so good /// but lowkey, they were eggo waffles, this hoe just toasted the thing

• yoongi is v independent and doesn’t rely on anyone aside from himself and a few close people but you weren’t at that level of your relationship to be asking him to trust you so much

• he overheard you talking on the phone w someone, lets say your best friend from high school and he was selectively listening but he heard you say, 'i wish he would let me spoil him a bit y'know’ and that just kinda confused him bc since he wasn’t spoiled as a child, he was just ???????

• but at one point, you just brought it up how you wanted him to depend and rely on you and this honestly got the boy so flustered bc you brought up this topic so suddenly ????

• but he admitted that he didn’t really understand the concept of spoiling so you just told him that you’d do what he asked and guess what was his first request

• he asks that you to nap w him the whole afternoon and you’re like ??? but we do that enough as it is ????? and yoongi tells you that there’s really nothing he can think bc he considers you taking time out of your schedule and laying on a bed w him for hours instead of doing something productive as 'spoiling’

• that was what he said at first ok but the following day, he asked if you could go buy him bubble tea and you were like aight and as each day passed, his requests became more frequent and challenging and demanding so it just reached the point where you were like 'mIN YOONGI YOU SHIT I AM NOT MASSAGING YOUR TOES, I AM YOUR GIRLFRIEND, NOT YOUR GOD DAMN MASSEUSE’ and he just had this v bright smile on his face all like, 'i really like being spoiled :DDDDD’

[cswillzoldficz]

did you know your url in Chinese, when directly translated, means horse mouth meat HAHHA

ohymg od stop please

[cswillzoldficz]

Your bf Jungkook is just 😍 do you have one for Seungcheol?

yes i do !! and you can find that here, enjoy !!!! <33

[cswillzoldficz]

i'm gonna fight you bc your bf jungkook was too cute my heart hurts nOW

give me the time and place lets fight // and thanks so much lmao ily hope your heart heals soon 💓💓💓

[cswillzoldficz]

ur an a++ gold star asshole <33333 jsyk

i luv tEN CHITTAPHON LEEICHAYAPORNKUL !!1! this man is the love of mY LIFE, MY SOUL MAtE, the water i drink, the air i breAT HE

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tbh u remind me of eclair tonnerre from ohshc bc she was a fuckin bitch lmao :))))))

NOPE WRONG ANSWER, PLEASE PROCEED STRAIGHT TO YOUR RIGHT SO I CAN PUSH YOU OFF A CLIFF 

[cswillzoldficz]

boyfriend!jungkook

• ohYMGO D OKAY FOR THE SAKE OF THIS AU CAN WE SAY YOU BOTH MET AT ISAC 2016

• jungkook admits that he thought you were super cool during the matches that you took part in but then he was like “but damn ,,, my wrestling match tho ,,, did you sEe how i took that guy down ??? good lord i gotta control my own strength”

• overconfident hoe half the time you interact but the second you reach over to touch him or kiss his cheek, he will stop mid sentence all like, “wh-wh-wh- wHAT DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING”

• ‘jungkook, please calm down there’s something in your hair and im trying to get it out’

• 'you gOTTA WARN ME tHo’

• you and him coincidentally have the same taste in fashion w plain shirts, jeans, and timberlands but jeon is convinced that you want to go for matching looks

• 'jungkook, no, i just really like plain shirts, jeans, and timbs okay'

• jungkook:

• you always gotta stop him from making a fool out of himself but no matter how hard you, the members, or anyone else tries, all your efforts are for naught bc jungkook himself is a walking meme

• during the first month of your relationship he was so hesitant to jUST HOLD YOUR HAND NVM KISS YOU DAMN BOY

• you were walking along the streets of seoul at like six in the evening when you met him after practice and your hand was just wiDE out in the open and jeon is like 'it's just screaming for me to hold it' so he slowly reaches over and when your fingers touch, there was some static thing going on so it sHOCKS the both of you

• it wasn't even that big a deal but this kid frickin yELPS AND you're like wait did u just try to hold my hand

• doesn't like being called cute, prefers getting called manly, or mature or grown up things like god damn son

• he was acting like hot shit one time so you decided to just break it to him like babe ok i know that you're 20 here in korea and i hate to burst your bubble, but ,,,,, you're 18 everywhere else so pls ,,, act like it

• but he refuses to acknowledge this fact bc no matter what you or the others say, jeon jungkook knows in his heart that he is 20

• after his failed attempt at trying to hold your hand, you just pranced along the street like 'awh ur so cUTE AWHAWH' and this made him so mad bc he !!! is not !!! cute !!!!!! he is a man !!!!!!!!

• so he aggressively grabs your hand, laces your fingers together, and holds it up in front of you like 'iS THIS STILL CUTE TO YOU' with a completely serious face on and you're just trying not to snort

• he just really wants to be seen as a man

• but the first time you kissed, it was you who had to do it 

• jungkook wanted to make the first move and you knew this so you've been subtly putting yourselves in the right atmosphere with the intent to let this boy take the initiative to kiss you 

•  but every time you find yourselves in the perfect atmosphere, he's like ‘ohOhoHO LOOK AT THE TIME GOTTA HEAD BACK TO THE DORMS FOR DINNER’

• it just got to the point where you ONCE AGAIN were in the perfect atmosphere and you're fiddling w your hands and you're like ‘well ,,,’ and jungkook is like ‘ahaha wELL, her E WE AR E’ and you just kinda cup him in the face and kiss him like yolo too bad ik you wanted to make the first move but :))))) 

• this slightly injured his pride and he remains low-key salty abt it up until this day but after you kissed him he just brought a hand up to his mouth and was all like, ‘you wanted to kiss me that bad huh ???’ like jeON JUNGKOOK ISTG I WILL STAB YOU

• but he was embarrassed and flustered af and everyone was wondering why he was giggling all throughout dinner

• taehyung and jungkook share a room in the dorms so at some ungodly hour in the night, tae is half asleep and wakes up to the cell phone light, those clicking sounds the iPhone makes when you type, and quiet giggles of none other than jungkook 

• the more you guys hang out, the more initiative jungkook takes regarding skinship so when you're both out again and lets say, eating somewhere you're gonna be looking at the menu all like ‘wOw look at this !1!!11′ jungkook is gonna :)))) just subtly :)))))))) put his hand on your thigh :))))))))))))

• you look at him like ohymgod whats this and you expected that he’d just be looking at you or his hand like is this okay pls tell me this is okay but hES NOT DOING EITHER, HES JUST LOOKING AT HIS MENU ALL INNOCENT AND MUMBLING STUFF LIKE ‘MHM’ AND ALL THAT I-

• probably encourages riding down a flight of stairs using a sled

• once you compliment him, he will actually never forget what you said and will start paying much more attention to that thing you pointed out that you liked about him

• you told him that you liked his teeth bc they're so straight ???? so he constantly asks his hyungs like ‘my teeth are nice right ?? are you sure ???? are you just messing w me ????? stop mumbling so i know you're listening’

• he’s pretty strong so if he’s feeling affectionate or generous, he's probably gonna give you a piggy back ride

• when you ask, he acts all hesitant saying stuff like ‘but i haven't been to the gym in a while idk if i can carry you’ but on the inside he's like ‘yeayeA get on my back rn nvm if my arms feel weak i will carry you to another country if i have to’

• when he kisses you, he doesn't kiss you straight on the mouth, he does it on the corner and you dont know whether he is teasing you or is just shy to dive in str8

• kisses the back of your head a lot

• mostly likes it bc 1) your hair smells nice and 2) you won't see a blush creep onto his cheeks when he does so

• insists that the timberlands the both of you have are a matching couple item even though you keep telling him that you bought the same style coiNCIDENTALLY

• but to jungkook, there are N O such things as coincidences, you mustve planned this, 100%

• he went shopping w you one day and you passed by this store w some crazy sale and they were selling pokemon onesies so both of you bought a pikachu onesie and thats probably the only item you ever bought with the intention to match w jungkook

• but that onesie is his most prized possession i shit you not

• his snapchat stories are not just stories okay they are a fucking harry potter 7 book series 

• there was one day while he was on tour and in europe and seeing as this is the first time the boy has ever stepped a FOOT in places other than asia and north america, obviously he was going to put every :)) single :))) thing :)))) on snapchat :)))))))

• his story reached over 500 seconds so you're like no bye and he texts you all like ‘did u delete me off snapchat’ 

• bc of this, jungkook jokingly posted a picture on ig w the two of you and you were blurred out and the caption was ‘sometimes you just gotta leave the fake people behind #newyearnewme’ like jungkook pls

• you, jungkook, jin, and namjoon have like this little inside joke wherein jin is the mom and namjoon is the dad so you call jin, ‘mommy’ as a joke and he scolds you for it

• but probably the worst mistake you made in this entire joke in itself was accidentally calling namjoon ‘daddy’

• you visited the dorms while jungkook was sick so you could take care of him bc jimin, tae, or hobi wasn't there and it was just you, jungkook, and the hyungs

• so while you were preparing the maknae some like chicken soup or whatever, you asked jin all like, ‘mommy can you go watch over jungkook and give him an extra blanket or smth lmao ty’ and you turn to namjoon all like, ‘hey daddy, can you- wait ohmygod no im s osoryr i didn tmean to i swae  ri-’

• jungkook overheard this but never brought it up but he has held an everlasting grudge over this moment and namjoon always feels a chill resonating through his spine whenever him and the maknae are alone in one room

• insists that he is not the jealous type 

• you didn't text or call him for a whole day because you were busy babysitting a three year old child and jungkook knew this but all your attention was on this child ,,,, and not him ,,,, jEON JUNGKOOK AKA GOLDEN MAKNAE JEALOUS ???? OVER A THREE YEAR OLD CHILD ???? DONT BE RIDICULOUS

• also insists that he is dark and mysterious but you can read him like a book and usually he's like aww man but his transparency can come quite in handy sometimes

• he doesn't share his problems w you and its not bc he doesn't trust you

• if anything, thats the last reason on earth why he wouldn't tell you his problems

• but you're the type of person who gets sad when he gets sad so he tries to remain upbeat and happy bc your smile just lights up his day and he feels slightly better just seeing you all bright

• but one day you're all like ‘jungkook i know something is up pls tell me I'm here to listen’ and he's v thankful bc even though he tries to keep everything to himself, he low-key wishes someone would notice that he's having a hard time so he could vent

• so he just tells you everything about how his schedule is so busy, he never has time for himself and when he does he gets mobbed, he has to travel from like korea to japan to singapore in like five days and he is just so tired but this is the life of an idol so he feels like he has no room to complain bc he chose this path

• and you're there w him, nodding and offering your input in some situations and tbh you feel like its not much but to jungkook it helps a lot so he just kinda lies on your lap w his back to you with an arm over your thigh so you won't see him smiling

• probably one of the greatest milestones in your relationship was during your birthday when jungkook took you to an amusement park that had a fireworks show at the end of the night

• you expected that he just takes you to a few rides and a hella crowded place to see the fireworks but nope, this boy takes you to a ferris wheel and right when the both of you are at the top, the fireworks are lit and he takes the initiative to kiss you all like, ‘this is the do-over of our first kiss okay’ and honestly just accept it 

[cswillzoldficz]

Okay, no rush on the aus. I was just wondering if you're gonna do them for the other members. And good luck on your exam!! I hope you do really well 👍🏻

woopsie doodles late reply lmao im sorry but thanks a lot !!! hope youll stay patient for my upcoming aus lawl💓💓

[cswillzoldficz]

exams are tomorrow, wish me luck !!!

[cswillzoldficz]

Your boyfriend!Baekhyun post was absolutely amazing💜 I really loved it, keep up the awesome work 😊 xx

thanks so much !!! i hope you’ll stick around for more 💞💞💞