Cthulhu

i’ll smash your face in for six bucks and a dr pepper. (any pronouns)

[cthulhucabbage]

I GOT THIS BOOK FOR CHRISTMAS AND IT HAS VERY CRYPTID VIBES SPEAKING OF IM MOVING AND NEED DECORATION IDEAS. I WANT TO DO A GOBLINCORE/MOTHCORE/BASTARDCORE/CRYPTIDCORE THING

[cthulhucabbage]

someone make a long furby but instead of it being long it’s WIDE

[cthulhucabbage]

you should’ve heard the screech that eminated from my friend upon seeing elbow macaroni for the first time

[cthulhucabbage]

You see this across the room: wyd?

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da aynah oon clye

[cthulhucabbage]

THIS IS MY BUTCH LESBIAN SISTER ELBOW MACARONI

SHES A 1998 FURBY AND IM SO EXCITED SHE IS TO BE LONGIFIED

[persephinae]

WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE READ

YOU NEED TO REPEAT THIS TO YOURSELF EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES UNTIL RACISM IS DESTROYED

ASIANS, LATINX/HISPANICS, AND OTHER NON-WHITES ARE ENCOURAGED TO REBLOG AS WELL

NO ONE IS FREE FROM ANTI-BLACKNESS IN THEIR COMMUNITIES

[cthulhucabbage]

i, furby satan, say fuck the feds.

[cthulhucabbage]

FURBIES AGAINST RACISM

[cthulhucabbage]

wH3N wRLdz c0LL1d3

u caN RUn

buT U cANT hiD3

[cthulhucabbage]

eye paint time

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THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED PLEASSSEE

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eye paint time

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SO MY MOM’S FRIEND’S SISTER FOUND A 1998 FURBY AND I WANT IT AND IM WILLING TO BUY IT AND MY MOM HASN’T SAID SHIT TO THE WOMAN THAT OWNS IT AND THATS NOT VERY CASH MONEY OF HER

[strange-aeons]

[foxykathykat]

Yeah, so I’m *still* like eight-ten of these as a supposed “real mostly adult” adult…

Are some of them things you may grow out of? Sure.

But don’t be upset or ashamed of the pieces that you keep and make a permanent part of who you truly are. Stand up for them. Be proud of that little weird child who became interested in the odd.

~ 35 year old Pagan Priestess and Unitarian Universalist who loves storytelling Exalted games, thinks that the vows from The Corpse Bride are the sweetest thing ever, and knows that my teenage self deserves nothing but love.

[cthulhucabbage]

mother did it

it all was cured by creating a custom furby

[cthulhucabbage]

school just shut down possibly until september and i just now realized that i never took any pictures with the copy of house of leaves i got from the library before i returned it

can we get f’s in the chat bois

[cthulhucabbage]

MY GOOD SIRS, LADIES, AND ENBY INDIVIDUALS. IM HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT FROM THIS DAY FORWARD HYGENE IS VERY PUNK ROCK. WASH YOUR HANDS GOD DAMN IT.

[cthulhucabbage]

wash your hands or i’ll hex you with the plague you nasty bitch