Novelist and Funny Man

Author of the Scattered Ashes series and all around goof-ball.

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Alright Social Media. I need your help! I started #Whole30 part 2 today and grabbed these guys. Do I open one at each milestone (every week)? Or just go for the instant gratification gusto and open them all at once? #fallout #funko #itsmyreward

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Time to get this bad boy started. #lego #christmas #starwars

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I built this today, what did you do? #woodworking #craftsman #handy #diy

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I made a maple bourbon pumpkin pie for pre-thanksgiving day and it's better than any pie you'll eat this year. #pie #thanksgiving #amanwhocooks

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Starting the #holidays off right. #mulledcider #warm #weaintdriving

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I'm so happy right now. Talk to you in a few days @brookereport #fallout4 #pipboy

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For those of you wondering, yes I got it. #spiderman #variant #comics #denton (at More Fun Comics and Games)

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It's HUGE! Bobblehead for reference. #fallout #anthology #mininuke #pcgaming #happyday

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When you can't find a cool enough mug for work, make your own! #fallout #brotherhoodofsteel #bos #coffee

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Tiger blood? More like Coffee blood! Day 25. #whole30 #spiderman #coffee

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Labor Day #whole30 was a rousing success. Who says you can't have amazing food that's also healthy? #surfnturf #fullbelly #naptime #dirtyplate

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Day 16 #whole30 reward! Thanks to @brookereport for picking it up. #madmax #wasteland #lovelyday

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My day 6 #whole30 reward! #starwars #lego #hoth

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New ink. It's ok to be jealous. #tattoo #itonlyhurtalittle #spacemanspiff

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Uh, ew.

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It's gonna be a good Saturday. #vinyl #2dayshipping #blackkeys #blowoutmyspeakers #moredistortionplease

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Vacation powers, ACTIVATE! #shiner #whiskey #relax #workhardplayhard