@owenb: good, now come up to bed. i'll write it after i can think straight
@owenb: which means sex first unless you want to fail
@ashtonb: wow. you absolute twat.
@ashtonb: fine fine fine
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@ctrl-ashton
@owenb: good, now come up to bed. i'll write it after i can think straight
@owenb: which means sex first unless you want to fail
@ashtonb: wow. you absolute twat.
@ashtonb: fine fine fine
@owenb: so... if i do your english essay we can have sex?
@ashtonb: actually, i think i'm down for that.
@owenb: um excuse me. i have a boner. this is your job. this is why i married you.
@owenb: can i come to the dining room and fuck you
@ashtonb: i will tell you what you can do.
@ashtonb: do my english essay. that's why i married YOU.
@owenb: Can it be a crime of passion and the crime being you crawling into bed and having sex with me?
@ashtonb: oh boy. now doesn't that sound tempting. but i think i am glue to the dining room chair. :))
@ashtonb: I feel like I'm going to commit a crime if I stare at this essay any longer. 🖕
“They’re both bad and I hope the next dance move isn’t as dumb looking as this one.”
“But the Hit The Quan and Bet You Can’t Do It Like Me Challenge are quite the work out if I’m being honest with you.”
“Damn! My violin’s broken. I don’t think there’s any way to fix it. You just don’t know how much it meant to me. I’ve used it ever since I began playing. It’s gonna take a miracle to repair it.”
“I mean, I think we can go get it repaired...” He trailed off softly. “Do you want to see if we can?”
My cousin sent me all eight seasons of Full House as an early birthday present so I could watch them all before Fuller House comes out. I’m almost through Season 3. Do you want to watch them with me?
Absolutely, I need to catch up on all of that because I am so far behind. But I am forever sad about the Olsen twins so let’s not go there.
This is so Instagram worthy. You look great.
All right, let’s just take the photo. I feel weird in selfies.
Honeymooning || Ashwen
Owen couldn’t suppress the tiny smile as he twisted his head slightly, pressing small kisses to his husband’s fingers. “Cute,” he muttered quietly. “I can’t help it- I like tugging your hair. But I have more of it to tug, so it’s still your thing.” Shaking his head stubbornly, Owen leaned down once again and kissed his husband. “I’ll compliment you all I want. Until the day I day. Forever,” he promised, sucking on his lower lip slowly as he pressed their hips together, tongue brushing over Ashton’s as he groaned in the back of his throat. There was something about the knowledge that he was on the other side of the world, away from responsibilities with the boy he loved that made Owen happier than he’d ever imagine.
“M’not cute,” he huffed stubbornly. However, he found all the small, intimate gestures cute; like always. “That’s why I cut all of mine off but unfortunately for me it’s growing back,” Ashton mumbled as if he were disappointed about it. “I like playing with your hair, if it gets any longer I’m going to braid it while you’re sleeping.” He added. “God, you’re cheesy.” The teen commented with a shake of his head as he pressed the pads of his finger tips into the back of his husband’s neck gently. For once the two of them had absolutely no worries, and no one else to deal with for the next little while and maybe that is just what they needed after all.
“Every time I see someone sneeze into their arm, I always think they’re doing the dab. This is seriously becoming a problem, dontcha think?”
“I am forever going to loathe the fact that someone allowed the ‘dab’ to become a thing. I thought the nae nae was bad..”
If you do the macarena in central park, can I get that on camera?
Yes, most definitely. It’d embarrass my daughter so I’ll do it.
“That’s all a matter of interpretation.”
“I know that.”
“My brother bailed on movie night. Apparently he has a hot date with this guy from work and I can’t interfere with that. So what are you up to tonight, and is it okay if I join?”
“I was going to study but by all means, come on and join me.”
Seriously, what are you going on about?
Are you even listening?
“Aren’t you a little young for having kids?” Liam asked, before slapping a hand over his mouth. “I-I mean, I’m not judging and I love kids, believe me. I used to babysit kids all the time and—Don’t be mad at me, please?”
“It’s cool.” He assured with a laugh leaving his mouth. “They aren’t mind legally, they’re my husbands. The youngest is his biologically and he adopted the oldest.” Ashton explained. “I’ve just kind of become a part of the family. I’m nod mad at all.”
Honeymooning || Ashwen
“No way- I may have sex with your brother, but I put my foot down at having sex with your sister, mister,” Owen huffed, pouting playfully at his husband. Finally letting his teasing drop, deciding to let Ashton off the hook about his brother as he reached up, hands gently gripping the hair at the back of his better half’s head as he tugged it back slightly, so he could stand up straight and still have his eyes locked with the younger male’s. “But I’m yours. And I wouldn’t give the world for my cute…” he trailed off, pressing a small peck to the other male’s lips. “Sexy…” He pressed another small kiss there. “Loving husband.” He punctuated the end of his sentence with a final kiss, a satisfied grin on his face. He allowed his body to melt into the other male’s as they kissed, slowly backing the teen up to the counter before he grabbed his hips, lifting him up quickly and stepping between his thighs, not letting his lips leave the other’s.
“Well I can’t say I didn’t try to keep you away from my brother,” he mumbled stubbornly. Ashton prodded his index fingers at the corners of the older man’s lips as he pouted, a tiny grin on his own face as he did.Once he tugged back slightly, he couldn’t say that he didn’t actually not expect Owen to do it. But he stared directly back at the man opposite of him in amusement. “You gotta stop pulling my hair, that’s my thing.” he mumbled warningly. “We’re already married, you don’t have to feed me compliments you goofball.” The teen said with a tiny laugh before the last kiss was placed. He was quick to make himself comfortable backed into the counter and after being lifted up onto the surface. It wasn’t anything out of the ordinary for them but it seemed that much more special considering where they were.