hey. i reblog funny things.

[famousrecord]

YOU FEEL ASLEEP IN MY

[heyy-its-a]

CAR I DROVE THE WHOLE TIME

[moderatelypunkrock]

BUT THAT’S OKAY I’LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE

[canyousavemyheavydirtystump-dea]

IM DRIVING HERE I SIT

[famousrecord]

CURSING THE GOVERNMENT

[fucklifeeandfuckyou]

FOR LETTING DONALD TRUMP RUN FOR PRESIDENT

[joshguns-blog]

-TEAR IN MY RIGHTS

[jushdun-blog]

tyler joseph being cute as hell. |-/

[redactedplus]

being a one direction fan

[lapelosa-blog]

#SMILIN#THROUGH THE PAIN (cyclonelouis)

[seeyouspacecowkid]

Can we just acknowledge for a moment how hot Tyler drops it?

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You were red,and you liked me because I was coral blue number 2 semi gloss lipstick

[holyspacefriend-deactivated2015]

[cutiebeebo]

Tyler and the Chocolate Factory

[cutiebeebo]

can someone explain why this didn’t get more notes? has it already been done? cause it’s hilarious tbh.

[houdinibones]

Gracias señor esqueleto. May the war be won with your help.

[staff]

Dearest Mother,

We can try to fight, but in the end we are only so strong. We are only human. Thought we may have skeletons, we are not skeletons. I’ve decided to join forces with the skeleton war. I’m giving you the opportunity to do the same. If you see this image, please comment with “gracias señor esqueleto!” It is the only way.

Long live not living, Your loving son.

[cuddle-buddy-malik]

Gracias señor esqueleto

[bitchasslouis-blog]

every anon in a big larrie’s inbox: my uncles wifes cousins uncles dogs brother is the ceo of *insert shady ass company name here* and THEY said that they saw harry and louis *insert stupid thing they would never do here* haha just thought u should know lol!

[hrryok]

when someone in my class says “direction”

[onedirectiobama]

made in the a.m.: *is not out yet*

me:  INCREDIBLE ALBUM it changed my life where’s the grammy

[maleksrami]

9/22

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[desert--flower]

Emo Jimmy was great

[weloveshortvideos]

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[urie]

one time after a show a young girl was crying because her friends had left her and brendon comforted her and asked her if he could call anyone for her

once at a meet and greet a fan joked about wishing she could have an interesting story to tell about meeting the band so brendon stood up on the table and said “like this???”

brendon has said his favorite fan stories are the ones where people have told him he gave them the courage to come out to their parents

brendon cried when he woke up and saw that same-sex marriage was legalized and then cried again on periscope when he brought it up

brendon once broke his ankle onstage and finished the show without missing a beat

one time a fan was shaking when meeting him and she apologized by saying “im sorry im sorry im just nervous” and he said “dont worry, im nervous too!!”

remember that video where brendon was signing things for a group of fans and one of them kept touching his face and saying “you’re real!!” and instead of feeling like his space was invaded or getting annoyed he just smiled and said “im real!”

brendon brings water out to fans who are waiting in the hot sun for him

brendon ordered a bunch of pizzas for fans that were waiting in the cold

everyone who has ever met brendon has said that he’s kind and funny and genuine and down to earth

brendon got genuinely upset when his fans were jokingly describing themselves as “panic trash” and insisted that they call themselves “treasure” instead

brendon once responded to an overweight fan who said “people wont let me participate in a video in class because im too fat” and he said “make your own video; you can do it better”

brendon urie is kind and good

[tuentyonepilots]

Actually in Mexico city concert this year, Brendon Urie serve us water and give water to the fans :’) yeah yeah Brendon is such a good person

[betterthankanyebitch]

So today at IHOP a white lady stepped in and insulted my mother for speaking Spanish. She told my mom to learn English Or get out of America.my mom does speak English with an accent though! I stepped in an didn’t let her do that. Please share!! This will not stop unless we step in. Latinos tenemos que hablar contra el RACISMO! Here’s the video of proof! Share!!!

https://www.facebook.com/carlossteven.vasquez.9?fref=ts

[king-emare]

White people piss me tf off.

[superorganza]

Do yall here the pain in that woman’s voice (that woman who speaks Spanish)? That is the pain of someone who has worked day and night to make things happen for herself and her family in this god awful country only to have all of her work be spit on by some stale piece of bread who probably hasn’t had to do half of what the other woman does.

I know this pain well, especially being the child of two immigrant parents and seeing how people reacted when my parents spoke in their mother tongue or when they heard my parents accents. Suddenly any trust or expectations that any (mostly white) person had in them as an employee/house owner/worker etc. was just completely disregarded.

I’m sick and tired of this bullshit and I'ms sick and tired of associating “American” with “white and English speaking” because that’s not what it fucking is.