Sometimes you fuck up.

23. California. 👩‍❤️‍👩🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 "To thine own self be trill"

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my mom asked what the d was and i told her doritos and she just told her boyfriend that she wants the d and i just

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update: he told her the truth

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i wish tommorow was friday bluh

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This is why they disabled replies

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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

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he accepted ur cold drink!!

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@thyleaf

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Alexa, release my inhibitions

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Sending your pornhub search history to all contacts in your address book now.

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FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN

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Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

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This video is my life

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I AM DYYYUNG OMG

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When I get caught staring at lesbian couples in public

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How do we even survive lol

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my dad was saying how he thinks that at every birthday after 18 more and more things should become legal. so by the time you’re like 60 you finally get your meth and arson liscence

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if you make it to 100 instead of getting a card or whatever it is from the queen you get to commit treason

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your dad is a fucking innovator

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Candid Apollo via NASA https://ift.tt/2JQl0nC

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I found my old pokemon book- i dont know who i relate to the most

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Soooooo it's been a minute...

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Okay something that honestly annoys the crap out of me are friends that think since you’re out, they can out you to people who you don’t know.

I’ve been out and proud for a little over 3 years now, and I don’t mind telling new people if they ask politely. I don’t mind talking about it with someone who genuinely wants to know and is curious. Please, ask me things. I have no problem with it.

What I have a problem with is walking into a room full of people I don’t know with a friend and the first thing out of her mouth is “hey guys this is Kendall and she’s my lesbian friend.”

Stop right there.

That is not your job. That is not your choice. It is not your prerogative to out me. It is not up to you to decide who knows.

I do not know these people. They’re brand new to me. I don’t know where they stand on topics like this. And honestly, that’s a little scary. I want to take my time and feel these people out before I tell them something like that. It’s my life, only I should get to decide who knows what about it.

This has happened to me on multiple occasions and almost every time afterwords someone has come up to me and said “I’m sorry she did that to you.” I know she didn’t mean any harm by it but it still makes me feel uncomfortable. And I’ve seen it happen to other people and my heart goes out to them.

So please please please please please, if you have a friend who is not cis/straight and you are introducing them to new people, do not start by outting them. Even if they’ve already fully come out, do not rob them of their comfort. Let them do it themselves. It honestly makes a world of difference.

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it makes me so genuinely happy to see how many people this rant has positively affected in one way or another. y'all are amazing and beautiful and kind and lovely lil humans. keep spreading the love 

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the same clarke who, in season one, pulled a knife out of a guy’s chest in what was a risky ass surgery with no surgical tools whatsoever, stood by and had to watch as lexa bled out in front of her when she had titus’ tools right the fuck there and could’ve done something and that, my friends, is very shitty writing

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The same Clarke who, in season one, proved that she has very proficient medical skills by performing that surgery, knew that where Lexa had been shot was fatal and she would bleed out before she could stop it and there was nothing she could fucking do except make her feel comfortable and loved in her last moments and that, my friends, is a very shitty and unnecessary plot point