Catch me in the rye

Mellow, yellow and blue

[stability]

[hanukkahlewinsky]

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

[africant]

[lilithminded]

this hit me like a bus

[nastynas1991]

I’ll reblog it till my fingers bleed

[pondnaravit]

[eva-420]

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

[hill--tops]

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

[mrs-jamesbbarnes]

My teacher was grading our history tests in class once, and it was all quiet. Then suddenly she just threw down her pen and slammed her head into the desk. We all looked up, wide-eyed and confused. then she just sat up after a minute and whispers “Mexico is not in the Middle East.”

[queer-gal-deactivated20161231]

Our English teacher was so upset with our quality of work one morning that she picked up someones paper and threw it. She hadn’t crumpled it into a ball or anything, so it somehow caught the air, looped right around and hit her in the back of the head. Our eyes all bulged as we sat there trying our hardest not to burst out laughing. 

[ggoing]

do you ever FEEL yourself being annoying but you CAN’T stop

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

“white girl trying to remember the day she was born”

[nomehablen2]

I’m hyperventilating

[cuddlebatches]

me: hello darkness my old friend

darkness: new phone who dis

[awellkept-secret-deactivated201]

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

[4gifs]

[bravelittlepixel]

that recovery more flawless than my ass

[kansass-deactivated20230224]

Graaaaains lol

[charmed-ridge-deactivated201712]

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

[foooolintherain]

[gdfalksen]

Maggie Smith with a lightsaber

[xekeo]

@boxedbread

[no-use-906547-2000-deactivated2]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jeffdemunn-deactivated20181029]

never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride

[gonemazinger-deactivated2015080]

i figured out how to request money on paypal

[gonemazinger-deactivated2015080]

my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no