if a black woman invites you over and puts on any one of these tracks, it’s a set up and you’re about to be a daddy #50ShadesOf90sR&B
“insatiable” by prince
“don’t walk away” by jade
“red light special” by tlc
“i love your smile” by shanice
“twisted” by keith sweat
“i miss you” by aaron hall
“rub you the right way” by johnny gill
“pony” by ginuwine
“love like this” by faith evans
“freak me” by silk
“all my life” by k by ci & jojo
“come and talk to me” by jodeci
“do me right” by guy
“i’m so into you” by swv
“back at one” by brian mcknight
“the boy is mine” by brandy & monica
“i wanna sex you up” by color me badd
“are you that somebody?” by aaliyah
“real love” by mary j. blige
“waterfalls” by tlc
“there you go” by johnny gill
“it never rains” by tony toni tone
“i like the way (kissing game) by hi by five
“forever my lady” by jodeci
“if i ever fall in love” by shai
“i’ll make love to you.” by boys ii men
“knockin’ the boots” by h by town
“can we talk” by tevin campbell
“candy rain” by soul 4 real
“before i let you go” by blackstreet
“when can i see you again” by babyface
“my body” by lsg
“too close” by next
“nice & slow” by usher
“for you i will” by monica
“cheers 2 u” by playa
“splackavellie” by pressha
“come and get some” by swv
“how can i love u 2nite” by sisqó
“if your girl only knew” by aaliyah
“it’s all about me” by mya f/ sisqo
“the love scene” by joe
“all i do is think of you” by troop
“lay your head on my pillow” by toni, tony, tone
“weak” by swv
“so anxious” by ginuwine
“my love is the shhh!” by somethin’ for the people
“can’t let go” by mariah carey
“make it last forever” by keith sweat
“here and now” by luther vandross
her bra and panties match, her kitty smells like a garden, tastes like berries, she ain’t got no plans in the morning, her phone is off… it was a covert dick appointment.
