Get away from Rockwell's pizza rolls you long bastard
yea that's corrupted Abbot btw
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Get away from Rockwell's pizza rolls you long bastard
yea that's corrupted Abbot btw
Based off this meme vvv
Brutus concepts bc I'm bored
He takes after his father
well i think I just got puberty looking at these two, thanks wildcard.
Abbot behavior
I honestly like that I based Abbot off of Riddick bc this shit is hilarious
Guess what.
Chicken butt >:) /lhj
Abbots daddy was a HOE!!!!
OH MY GOD HE WAS EGBEYNRYNRYNRYN
Trevor married Elizabeth who is is FOURTH WIFE.
And while he was married to ALL of his wives (he had MULTIPLE families) I couldn't fit all the siblings on here.
Abbot has 13 siblings. He's the third oldest. Clarence is of importance because he actually SHOWS UP later in the arks which causes Abbot to crash the EVERLIVING FUCK out bc he saw his BROTHER in Nerva's ranks and was like "Scuse me, what the FUCK!!"
Jeez that's so many siblings, I cannot blame Abbot for that reaction 😭
Rockwell would just be like "What's wrong?" And abbot just points to the MOB OF PEOPLE and goes "My family :("
Guess what
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Abbot's daddy was a HOE
IMCRYING NERVA???
Yup, if Abbot wasn't albino he would be ginger! All of his (13 half) siblings are ginger and his son Brutus is! Abbot having to explain to Rockwell that he gets it from him *sob*
Guess what.
Chicken butt >:) /lhj
Abbots daddy was a HOE!!!!
OH MY GOD HE WAS EGBEYNRYNRYNRYN
Trevor married Elizabeth who is is FOURTH WIFE.
And while he was married to ALL of his wives (he had MULTIPLE families) I couldn't fit all the siblings on here.
Abbot has 13 siblings. He's the third oldest. Clarence is of importance because he actually SHOWS UP later in the arks which causes Abbot to crash the EVERLIVING FUCK out bc he saw his BROTHER in Nerva's ranks and was like "Scuse me, what the FUCK!!"
Guess what
eye emoji
Abbot's daddy was a HOE
Guess what.
Chicken butt >:) /lhj
Abbots daddy was a HOE!!!!
Part Two of the Abbot lore
@jonahs-arks @ouro-bones you seemed to like it!
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I currently don't have too much to say [because I'm quite tired right now smh], but, ough, do I absolutely love him. I absolutely love all of the DNA stuff, and you went very in-depth with all of this; it was a great read, man.
I'm studying biology, so I'm applying my knowledge (plus my theories) to him :3
I also love adding detail to OC's
I smell an ark fan
your nose is correct in its findings, my friend
My nose never lies, ah yes. Fellow Nerva Diva Ergant
IM HOWLING
Me ASF
I smell an ark fan
your nose is correct in its findings, my friend
My nose never lies, ah yes. Fellow Nerva Diva Ergant
Part Two of the Abbot lore
@jonahs-arks @ouro-bones you seemed to like it!
So listening to Sudno and Untrust us gave me inspiration to make more Abbot lore that's REALLY tied into the game lore, and connecting him to others.
@ouro-bones @jonahs-arks thought you two would enjoy reading this, I do take criticism and I'm feeling a bit of Mary Sue vibes but idk let me know lol
OOOOHHH YES YES YESSS I LOVE THIS
THE CONNECTION WITH SNAKES, THE PROPHECIES, JUST AUGH, EVERYTHING IS SO COOL
OH, AND THAT SPECIES NAME IS SO FUCKING COOL, ACTUALLY
EEEEE TYYYYY I CAN POST MORE IF YOU WANT
So listening to Sudno and Untrust us gave me inspiration to make more Abbot lore that's REALLY tied into the game lore, and connecting him to others.
@ouro-bones @jonahs-arks thought you two would enjoy reading this, I do take criticism and I'm feeling a bit of Mary Sue vibes but idk let me know lol
WildCard, what the actual fuck was that Bob's Tall Tales cutscene? I'm extremely fucking unhappy with you guys right now. There's very little you guys can do to make me a happy camper.
Do I want to know what happened ?
It's so upsetting.
They fucking made Diana and Santiago a thing. My blood has been fucking boiling. I have no idea why they would do this because MeiYin and Diana were so fucking perfect, man...
EWWWW WTF
I KNOW.
I've been so upset ever since I've seen the cutscene. I was so fucking hyped and this actually fucking ruined it. There's only a couple of things WildCard can do to bring me happiness....
For now, though, I'm gonna rewatch that scene in the show where Bob get shot with an arrow. Several times.
I actually don't get why people like bob lmao
Same. I don't like him.
Tf we hate Bob now???
I like Bob-??
I don't like Bob for what he's done right now.
FUCK HE DO?!
Brought his Tales that made Santiago and Diana a thing.
Okay but remember he also didn't know if THEY WERE a thing he said she also had smth going on with our girl Mei, but he might be thinking "oh they're friends" because he's from the 1940s and he doesn't have much knowledge of that
I feel like if someone TOLD HIM about LGBT he might be like "Idk what that is but it's not my life so idgaf" but that's just my headcanon