Deborah From Ohio

Proud mommy of three amazing kids! Lives in the beautiful urban state of Ohio! Loves country clubs and passionately cheering at kid's soccer games! #blessed!

[cul-de-saclife]

What does the rainbow flag mean ?

I’m not very ethnic, so I’m afraid I can’t help you with this one. The only flag I know is red, white, and blue.

[cul-de-saclife]

Hi Debbie. May I call you Debbie? Wanted to ask if you knew any creative healthy meals that will satisfy the kids and the hubby?!

First of all, no you may not call me “Debbie”, nicknames are a gateway to “street names” and gang violence. Second of all, women come out of the womb with fully developed cooking skills and an arsenal full of recipes, so you shouldn’t even have to ask me this.

[cul-de-saclife]

Should I allow my daughter to go to her. . . .ehem . . . "foreign" friend's keensenyera?

Oh, a birthday bash? Sounds like fun! It should be fine as long as you pack them their own lunch. And remind them to stay away from white bread. That can sometimes get too spicy for the non-foreigns. First it's hot food, then it's the hot fiery sodomy that lurks in heck. HECK FOR GOSH's SAKE!!!

[cul-de-saclife]

This is Indiana Jones, my favorite character from the new Star Trek movie!

[cul-de-saclife]

Thoughts on pixie cuts?

Um, excuse my French, but don’t pixie cuts imply that the girls are being lesbian together?

[cul-de-saclife]

What "bad" words should my 18 year old, goliath, be able to say ?

Oh I don’t know, I guess it just depends how much he wishes to be ETERNALLY DARNED TO HECK. Bad words = a one way ticket to heck. But, no no, let him spew satan’s language. Why stop there? How about we kill some people too, hmm? While we’re at it, why not KISS people BEFORE WE’RE MARRIED? Tell the little sinner to go to church.

[cul-de-saclife]

Who are you voting for in the upcoming election

I’m all for Donald Trump. I don’t really know why I like him so much, I think it’s just something about his tone.

[cul-de-saclife]

It has come to my attention that some of my followers are juveniles. Since pleasuring young children is my hobby and talent, here is a gif of popular internet phenomenon, Shrek, to please the youths.

[cul-de-saclife]

Hi Deborah from ohio! Just wanted to let you know that your pic is sassy!

Please don’t use that kind of vulgar language to describe me.

[cul-de-saclife]

Is it okay if there is an age gap between my daughter and her husband?

As long as there isn’t a gap between her and Jesus. ;)

This probably won’t happen though, because Jesus is always inside everyone, including your daughter.

[cul-de-saclife]

What do you think about Kanye west running for president in 20/20

I think we should only let American citizens be president.

[bravelittlepixel]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

Debra “TheMom”

[garrifisher]

@cul-de-saclife

[cul-de-saclife]

@kscullz Ms. Kscullz, I think you have me mistaken with a different Debrah. This is funny though, because I actually do know Susan. Tell her I said hello!

[cul-de-saclife]

Sorry I wasn't on tumblr this weekend, I was busy Netflix and chilling with the kids. Had such a fun time! I Netflix and chilled with each one of them separately, then we all did it together for the whole night. Love this special intimate time with my kiddos <3

[cul-de-saclife]

My daughter identifies as "pansexual". Explain?

Well, when a wife and a husband love each other very much, they decide - with God’s permission - that they want to have a baby. Then the wife cooks dinner.

[cul-de-saclife]

if you really are a soccer mom (which i doubt), then what positions so your children play?

Um, excuse me young lady, my children all play forward. I know it may be hard to believe because I’m so hip with the fresh new youth lingo, but I am indeed a loving soccer mom. This is the Internet for gosh’s sake; people don’t lie!

[cul-de-saclife]

What languages do you speak?

I speak Caucasian American

[cul-de-saclife]

What is your favorite favorite color of fruit loops?

Fruit loops? More like artificially flavored, soul poisoning gluten loops. Also there’s a toucan on the box, which are from Brazil, and Spanish food is way too ethnic for my kids.